Chapter 13: Tutu's and Garlic

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Zarbon: *Lifts blanket* Gotcha!

Trunks: Oh no! Busted!

Zarbon: Now what do we got here......

Freeza: ?

Zarbon: A saiyan no ouji, a lavender haired boy and a Bardock-look-a-like!

Freeza: *Yells exited* Cool!

Zarbon: What shall I do with them, lord Freeza?

Freeza: Make them ready for the big party.

Zarbon: Uhmm....o_O As you wish, sir.

Freeza: *Hoovers away*

Zarbon: *Walks to closet* Let's see...

Goten: What is he going to do to us Trunks??? I'm scared!

Trunks: Don't be such a baby Goten! He's only gonna dress us thats all. Right Vegeta..Urm prince Vegeta?

Vegeta: *Looks pale*

Trunks: Maybe we should be scared..!

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Back at the normal timeline

Bulma: Goten!! Your mom's here!!!!

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Bulma: Goten?!?

ChiChi: Where could he be Bulma? Didn't he said anything or something?

Bulma: No...not that I know about. And besides, Trunks is missing too! Wait. VEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: What is it onna?!

Bulma: Don't call me that you green baka! Do you know where your son is?

Vegeta: Nooooooooooo

Bulma: Really?

Vegeta: Yessssssssssss

Bulma: *Roles eyes* Fine then. Your exused.

Vegeta: *Runs back to his GR*

ChiChi: *Blinks*

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Zarbon: Tadaaaaaa!! Your looking great!!

Trunks: The...the.......horror...!!!

Goten: O_o

Vegeta: *Faints*

Goten: He sure is scared easily isn't he?

Trunks: Well D�H Goten!!!! Were wearing....TUTU'S!!!!!

Goten: Hey, your right!

Trunks: *Falls down anime style*

Zarbon: Now your ready for the big party!!

Trunks: Oh great..!

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Freeza: Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I want....MORRRREEEEE!!!!!

Soldier: Yes my lord! o_O; *Get's more garlic*

Freeza: Teeeelleeeeeleee I feel like a birdieeeeeeeeee

King Cold: Soldier, don't give him to much garlic. It makes him hyperactive.

Soldier: *Salutes* Yes, sir!

Freeza: Tousan??!!?

King Cold: *Roles eyes* What is it my son?

Freeza: I want my tutuuuuuuuu

King Cold: *Sweatdrop* No more garlic for you!

Freeza: *Starts crying*

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Trunks: Were in a mess. Were wearing tutu's and were waiting in the prison for a party.

Goten: Yeah, and your father's still KO.

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45 minutes later~

Zarbon: Wake up you baka's!

Vegeta: Aaaah Zarbon!! What do you want?! The party doesn't start yet!

Zarbon: Well it does. Come with me ape-man! And wake up your friends!

Vegeta: There not my friends baka! *Awakens Trunks and Goten*

Goten: But I don't wanna go brush Gohan's hair-- Huh?

Trunks: You dream of the weirdest things Goten...

Zarbon: No time for a chat!! Let's move

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Freeza: Yay what a cool music there's playing!

Soldier: Uhm sir, the music hasn't even started yet.

Freeza: I knew that!

Zarbon: Here are our ballerina's sir!

Freeza: Exelent. Let the music begin!! POLKA!!

Everyone (Exept Vegeta, Trunks): *Starts doing the polka*

Trunks: Stop it Goten!

Goten: *Stops polkaing* Sorry.

Freeza: Why aren't you dancing, pretty boys?

Trunks: Dancing? *smirks* I know a dance!

Freeza: Polka?

Goten: Gotcha Trunks. No it's not the polka ma'm.

Freeza: *Death glare to Goten*

Goten: *Gulp* I mean mister.

Freeza: Well let's start that dance brats!

Goten: Okay!

Vegeta: ?

Trunks and Goten: FUUUUUU

SION!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

~Bright light~

Vegeta: What the hell?!
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