AUTHOR: Savage State magazine (New Zealand), with changes by   
James Hutchings of Angry People (Australia)

'Why You Shouldn't Call the Police Pigs'

Pigs mind their own business            Cops don't

Pigs have curly tails                   Cops have guns, capsicum 
					gas, boots, fists...

Pigs are very intelligent creatures    Cops have animal cunning, 
				       but are basically fucking 
                                       stupid

Pigs shit in their stalls               Cops shit on the people

Pigs grunt when they're happy -         Cops grunt when they're 
like when they've been fed              happy -like when they're 
                                        beating someone up.

Pigs are our friends                    Cops are our enemies.

Police - calling them pigs is an insult to pigs
(we recommend you call them filth)