Characters: Beck and Kason
Topic: Morning Exercise
Genre: Humor

If Kason had to pick two things he hated the most, the first would be Beck. The second is mornings. Put them together and he was just ready to kill anything in his path.

"Kason! Kason! Are you awake or sleeping with your eyes open?"

"Does it matter?"

"No, not really! Let's do some exercises! It's special because it's morning time, so then it's called 'morning exercises'!" Beck's eyes were practically emitting sparkles. It made Kason feel the urge to punch him in the face. Which he did. "Oh, Kason, you show your affection in strange ways!" Beck laughed as blood was running out his nose.

"There is no affection to show, go be a dimwit somewhere else." Kason turned over, hoping Beck would magically make sense of what he was saying and follow through. As always though, nothing worked out the way he wanted.

"Trust me, you'll like morning exercises!" Beck exclaimed as he pulled Kason out of bed and threw him over his shoulders. "Hey! You sleep in boxers too!"

"Beck, put me down right now, and I might not kill you." Why does everything hate him so much? He surely doesn't deserve this humiliation. Beck ignored his evil twin of sorts and ran down the stairs, quietly going by the old lady's room as not to wake her. God, how she loved having another being looking identical to Beck on the premises, like one isn't enough. Twice the eye candy she stated. Cue the shuddering.

"Yes! The living room the perfect spot!" Beck shouted as he let Kason fall to the floor with a thud. They could've been in a cramp space and he would still think it was 'the perfect spot'. "Get up, Kason, we have to do stretches first."

"Go die, I'm not doing anything you say." Kason didn't attempt to get up off the dusty floor.

"Come oooonnnn!" Beck tried to lift him up by the arms, but since Kason was more aware now, he could match Beck's strength. In a small tug of war, Kason ended it by tripping Beck. It backfired when Beck's body ended up pinning his. And, as luck would have it, Edgard walked in on the already akward situation.

"Ooookay, I didn't think I'd have to mention this, but there is a rule of no sex or whatever you two sickos are doing in the public housing rooms."

Why did everything bad have happen to Kason?

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