The Crazy Doctor

Mario: Turn it off! We have many pateints to take care of. Some are dieing!

Seb: What is the problem.

Diego: I don't see anybody.

Bruno: Follow me. Come this way.

Mario: What's wrong with the pateints? What seems to be the problem?

Flor: Please come in, Gabreil.

Gab: hello

Flor: What seems to be the problem?

Gab: My heart is not working properly. Sometimes it stands up...my heart...

Flor: Here is the pateint.

Gab: Hello! My heart is having problems. Please help me. Am i going to die?

Bruno: Shut up you whiner!

Seb: This man doesn't have any problems.

Mario: Well, then just give him a water injection.

Seb: Here. This will make you feel better.

Flor: Restrain him.

Gab: Will it hurt?

Bruno: Yes. It will be extreamly painfull. Absolutly excrusiating.

Gab: No, no, no! Oh darn!

Seb: do you feel better?

Gab: I feel the same.

Mar: Well then we will give you another one.

Gab: no! no! I feel much better now! (leaveing) Its a joke (exit)

Mar: Florencia go get the next patient.

Flor: Emilio, please come in. (Emilio enters)

Seb: Alright sir, what is your darn problem?

Emilio: I am very sick.

Seb: Why do you think that you are so sick?

emilio: I can't stop telling bad jokes!

Seb: That's the stupidest thing that I' heard all day.

Emilio: How many big eggs does it take to change a light bulb?

Seb: I don't care.

Emilio: Two. One big egg to big egg the big egg, and another to big egg the big egg.

Seb: Arrg. I can't take this anymore. I quit.

Bruno: This is all your fault. (leaves)

Emilio: So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

Mario: Here. Read this and take these. Now leave and don't come back. Florencia, go find another doctor.

Emilio: But doctor, I need help. I can feel another one coming on....oh no...What do a teacher and an orange have in common?

Mario: I said that I don't care!

Emilio: They both have skin!

Mario: That's not even funny!

Emilio: I know! That's the problem. I'm driveing evenybody crazy. My Wife left me and my dog ran away! Oh no...here comes another one!

Mario: Stop it! Stop it! You must leave now.

Emilio: [other joke]

Mario: I'm going to call security.

Emilio: [other joke]

Mario: Arg! Security! Take this crazy man away!

Security: Come with me.

Emilio: This is a bad hospittle. [other joke?]

Florencia: doctor! Doctor! I found Bruno with the blind guy.

Florencia: How long have you been like this?

Diego: yesterday, I was fine, but when I woke up this morning, I couldn't see and i still can't. Please help me. I can't live like this. I would rather die.

Mario: relax. Take it easy. We'll do everthing we can to help you.

Diego: Doctor! Doctor! Please help me! I need to be better because later, I have an art exibition to go to.

Bruno: Just shut up! I will help you only if you shut up! (slaps Diego).

Flor: Doctor! Please relax!

Bruno: Fine!...Now tell me...does something hurt, or have you just had a head ache all along?

Diego: No doctor. Yesterday I went to bed I could see perfectly but when I got up I only saw darkness. This is a punishment from god. I'm Going to die!

Bruno: Please Shut-up!

Florencia: Doctor, I think this might be a tumor.

Diego: Save me! I don't want to die!

Bruno: Shut up! If you let me kill you, I can't help you.

Florencia: both of you relax! Now you Diego, take of that sleeping mask.

Diego: Ok. (he takes off the mask).

Bruno: What the heck is this?!

Diego: What?

Bruno: That thing that you have on your eyes...Hmmm...wait a minute. Mario, this is an idiot. How can he see with a sleeping mask? What do we do?

Mario: Send him home the way he is.

Bruno: OK

Diego: Doctor, What will happen to me? What do I have! Am I going to die?

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