It bugs me that Joanna Dark is pretty much the only mascot Nintendo has that even comes close to "sex-symbol" status. In my *cough* humble opinion, she's not half as foxy as she should be. (WHO is her hairdresser? WHO is in charge of her wardrobe! FIRE THEM!) :P Ok, so the picky little female in me comes to the surface. I still think Joanna Dark has enormous wow potential, and Rare aren't delivering the goods! Here's one of my verisons of Jo, with a better 'do and a foxy red dress. What more could a girl want, besides meaty artillery, of course? Admittedly, this drawing is old, and sucks eggs, but at the time I thought it was pretty dern slick. ;) I also sent this pic into N64Gamer.

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