I'd like you to meet my close and personal friend, Venus of Willendorf! She's da bomb ;) Here's her profile:

Venus of Willendorf
Gender: Female
Location: Australia
Occupation: Fertility Goddess
Personal statement:
I am a frisky 32,000 year old Goddess originally from Austria but now resides in the warm climate of Australia due to the cold upsetting my rheumatism.
Favorite Quote:
'I'm a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.'
Interests:
Making people fall desperately in love and then ruining their chances of having a good life by blessing them with a score of little tykes. I also enjoy lying naked on a chaise lounge whilst some bronzed mortal himbo feeds me exotic chocolates.
Favorite things:
Aphrodisiacs, love spells, etc.

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