NOTE: This was the result of translatinbg the first part of the story into German and then back into English using Lycos' translator. It is not meant to offend German people in any way. WHICH TALENT? " COMING IT ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!??!?" " Jesus H Christian on a cross, go from my leg NOW!" away, Squall said and tried, an adhering Selphie away to step. " however Squaaaaaa aaaaaalllll, you promised!", Selphie whined. " you are the only cord in the complete garden, write correctly angsty and depressing poetry!", "... whatever.". " SEEING it?! They are a natural!", Selphie was above and schmollte cutely at it to " Rinoas, goes singing, and cell standupcomedy will do, and Irvine has one neatotanzzahl, and I Guitarre with Quistis as backuppercussionist to play.. ", " which is doing Seifer?", Squall carefully asked. Selphie twitched. " a drastic measured value with Raijin and Fujin, I think... ", " OH -, greatly. Simply greatly. Going to What're it doing animal noises above being and educating during taunts Seifer innocent people into the public? As I?". The girl marked its foot and struck signupblatt in forking of the Squalls. " the impact, which is whiny a small female or I, gives you something REAL to grouse approximately!", Then it smiled sunnily and medicatedly again. " you see ya on Saturday night!", Selphie skipped away, to the left and to the right hummed one peppy version " of the eyes on me " and releases people. Squall shook its heading. "... whatever... ", Rinoa ran above and kicherte like a fool. " Hewwo, Skwawwy poo! As is Shnoogy more oogybabybaer my?", Squall looked to the left. " OH -, you are SO delightful! See it at the talent competition, Pookieschluepfer!", Rinoa ran away and flailing it levers completely over the workstation. /I must received away of the women completely... \ * * * " I even do not think that it expresses the beauty of the Song completely ", Quistis tactfully said. ' however q-biiiiiiitch! It forms tidy noises! C'mon, NEEDING we a bell play as Backup!", Selphie cried. Quistis too sehenWAR not in the term to withdraw turned it behind it and offered the following individual part. " a tambourine?", " none... ", " xylophone?", " I do not think, that am quite it", " MARACAS IN AN EDUCATED MANNER FROM MILCHCKarton AND -kiesel?!?!" OUT " there is absolutely NO reason scream. ", Quistis snootily said. Selphie threw down the milk cardboards and stomped their feet explosively. " THEN I DO IT MY OWN ONE DARN hire fim catch foonging doonging shuffle kerfluffle mufflecSelbst!", " finely!", With a breath and a joint Quistis sauntered huffily from the door. It stopped, back around turned, and said, " you find another percussionist this near at the competition, I dared you! I win with MY talent!", It left then. " which talent became, that? is! Give of blowjobs or from boring lectures?!", Selphie back shrieked. " both!", " Ooooh, curse stupid multitalented BLOND with their stupid stupidheadstupidity... ", Selphie stomped their feet again. " OW! Verfluchte one stupid spice girl size platforms... ", * * *.. Rinoa was located in its bedroom in Galbadia and run tents at a page paper the forehead you turned it to the left to the right to top side down, folded it, scrunched it, liberally regards it in the mirror, in the applied water and in the invisible ink over the surface, and again the forehead gerunzelt " Dammit! These stupid merry small markings STILL do not see like words!" out, * * * " I flew even inside from Balamb today thus I bit mine sand-yielded!", Raised one and waited applause cell, but do not receive. " we are the knights... SPARTANI SQUAD GO say! WHOOOOO!", It moved its levers around wavelike and flashed its Schluepfer, but received no response. Cell sighed and looked discouraged. Its usual aired out bouncyexuberance, main header it the public up and squeezed it together firmly. " why not it at all discussion to me, Mr. Boo?", The teddybaer did not react. " you did not think it were MERRY?! HUH?! IT WAS NOT HUMOROUS ENOUGH FOR IT, IT STINGS HYBRID?! ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!", It hurled the poor, defenseless bear against the wall. " I REQUEST PENDULUM FOR the HAESCHENCKaninchen, WHICH IT THINKS! IT HAS TASTE! IT HAS DIRECTION! IT HAS FRICKIN ' AESTHETIC VALUES!", Bob the rabbit rabbit did not react. " OOHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH, FRIEND, EXPLAINING IT IT!", " cell!", ", mA?", " you forgot your medication again?", " Uhhh... OH -.", * * *.. " and! And two! And chantee, relevee, pasdeschwaetzchen and GREAT JETE!", Irvine terminates an attractive arabesque, then the forehead gerunzelt " Somethin ' is not quite Milliamperestundenpointe is too flat; ah'm too low in the knoecheln! Milliamperestundenturnout is not... not... is failed enough!", It sighed flamboyantly and adjusted its more leg-warmly. " possibly ah a jazz program should, huh does?", ' as, i-dunno. ", its more choreographer cracked its rubber. " as, you saw at all my Pepsiwerbung? They are, how, soooooo totally quite, y'know? How, possibly should you to be danced as I, ' cuz, how, if I disturb to carry clothes? They know? We, as, dress directly." on, Irvine gave, the brow of the people to the camera (or the empty point of the air, which it pretended, was a camera) (only more delightful). " Hmmmm... ah count you can one point have itself there... ", Its choreographer kicherte and slathered on more falsification cheeks. * * *.. " or, as its, not its, y'know?", " QUESTION ", " whether you, as, the belts and the arrows of the fortune should to be suffered or not, y'know?", " SPLENDID. IMPUDENTLY ", Seifer was above and carried a nice small grain top side with ' EX bitch EDEAS " printed on it. " or levers against a sea from Pansies to to take like you Squall and by stepping to oppose, her donkeys, " it intoned. " CUBES. NO SLEEP ", it gave a BREAK, then Raijin shook its heading. " it does not function, y'know? To read is too hard, y'know?", " MUSIC ", Seifer nodded. " it is right, even if she is not I. It has a nice river... or something. Hell, if I know ", ' WHICH NOW?", " possibly we should do still something, y'know? As, a more drastic piece, y'know?", ", as over something with murders and one sleepwalking scene and cords in the Kilts?", Seifer suggested. " No..", " as over something with this old king, who has three daughters and two from them to hate and last one loves it him, but the other two you and third above do not suck and the king furiously and them are banished and then two the other onesuck and third above and the king furious and do not banish them and then to try the two other central sisters to more takeover its kingdom and the king go to nuts/mothers and then die the third daughter, y'know?", " MADE more difficult ", Seifer meant for one second " okay, there is this cord, which lends people cash, right? And this a cord owes cash to it, and he is in the love with this girl its father everything their possible applicants to select leaves from three coffins and of " " SHOVE THEY ", " okay, okay, jeez!", Seifer said, disturbed. " which does, to do would like princess Fuuj, as?", " that sarcastic was real, y'know?", " ROMANCE!", Seifer slats turned.