>Un Dieing Love

CALLIE: Eine Kleine Nactmusik?

>Caption:: will a night together bring cloud and aeris closer together?

CLOUD: Golly!
MATT: Oh, YECCCH! Aeris?!
(Callie and Selphie gag)
 
>R+R!

CALLIE: S&M!

>Chapter 1 ~~~~~**LOVE**~~~~~~~~~~

MATT: ~ What's looove got to do with it? ~

>*Knock Knock*

SEPHIROTH: Who's there?
CLOUD: Stu
SEPHIROTH: Stu who?
CLOUD: Stu-pid fanfic on the loose!
MATT: ~Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me...twice on the 
pipe if the answer is noooooooo... ~

>Cloud:: who is it

SELPHIE: Insert Weird Al joke here.

>Aeris:: it's me cloud aeris!

CALLIE: The genetically altered clone of both Cloud and Aeris!
SEPHIROTH: Looks like a chocobo in a pink dress.
CLOUD: HEY!

>Cloud:: come in
*Aeris walks in*

SELPHIE: The audience boos.

>Cloud:: hi i was just ganna call you

MATT: "Ganna"...?

>Aeris:: you where

CALLIE: (Cloud) I'm right here, dumbass!

>Cloud:: yep

SELPHIE: (Cloud, redneck) Shore thang, sweetcakes!

>* she starts walking to him but trips on something*
* Cloud chaches her 

CLOUD: Joanie Loves Chaches!

>and they both blush *
Cloud:: you want to go on that date

SEPHIROTH: (Aeris) If I only had some idea of what you were babbling 
on about...I might agree...

>Aeris:: yep
Cloud:: ok lets go
* after a wonderful evening, aeris and cloud are on a gondla*
Aeris:: 

MATT: (Aeris) -FUCK, we got here fast!

>i had a good time tonight 
Cloud:: me too
*aeris can't hold her feeling toword cloud anymore*

CALLIE: (Aeris) You're so poorly written you make Issei Mataloun fics 
readable in comparison! I'd give my immortal SOUL to see a damn 
capital letter on something other than my own name! HEY, HOW ABOUT A 
PLOT??? WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE PLOT, DICKWEED????
CLOUD: Good point.

>Aeris:: i love you cloud
Cloud:: wha...

SEPHIROTH: (Cloud, panicky) SHIT! COOTIE ALERT!

>Aeris:: i love you

SELPHIE: (Cloud) No really, I can't hear you. It must be this banana 
in my ear.
MATT: (Aeris) There's a banana in your ear?!
SELPHIE: (Cloud) Wait, let me take this banana out! **pop**

>*aeris gets all teary eyes*
Cloud:: aeris i.......love you too
*aeris smiles warmly*
*they both share there first kiss*

(Everyone makes vomiting noises.)

>* at cloud and aeris's door. he's room is next to aeris's *

CLOUD: I am not a room!

>Cloud:: i had a wonderful time
Aeris:: me too
Aeris::oh cloud!

CALLIE: (Aeris) You're not opposed to transsexuality, are you?

>* aeris runs to cloud, jumps in he's arms,and kisses him into he's 
room and cloud kicks he's door closed*
Tifa:: i wonder

SEPHIROTH: (Tifa) ...what the hell is going on here?!

>*tifa tip tows 

SELPHIE: And snowplows.

>to cloud's door and puts her ear on the door*

MATT: Sadly, since Cloud was masturbating onto it earlier, her ear got 
stuck-
CLOUD: Gross and very unfunny.

>Tifa:: thats britney spears's crazy song oh god

SELPHIE: (Tifa) It's the signal! Come, Barret! The Silicon-Cave awaits!

>* tifa runs to aeris's room to find she is not there*

CALLIE: So she has to RUN to a room right next to the one she was 
eavesdropping on?

>** meanwhile IN clould's room**

CLOUD: My very own twisted clone!

>Aeris:: cloud you drive me crazy

SELPHIE: (Cloud) So does this music.

>Cloud:: no you drive me KO KO

MATT: Koko? She's a gorilla who can do sign language now?

>** now we come 

SEPHIROTH: ...as do Cloud and Aeris!

>back to tifa**
Tifa:: im a fool

MATT: Yes you are.

>Tifa:: i knew he liked aeris but not this much!

CALLIE: (Tifa) Not enough to screw her while listening to dreadful pop 
music!

>** back at cloud's room**

SEPHIROTH: Or, as it is more popularly known around the AVALANCHE crew,
Big Pimpin' Central...

>Aeris:: ohh cloud!

MATT: (Aeris) Is it SUPPOSED to be leaning to the side like that?
(Cloud pinches him and Matt shrieks.)

>* alarm clock rings*

CLOUD: (proudly) We did it all night!
SELPHIE: Either that or it was such a lousy experience you fell asleep 
in the middle.

>*aeris and cloud get dressed*
Aeris:: see you in a hour hunny

MATT; ~ Silly willy nilly old full-of-hair-gel... ~
CLOUD: (sarcastically) How clever.

>Cloud:: bye swette

CALLIE: (Aeris) Are you making fun of my perspiration disorder!?

>The End Of 

SELPHIE: ...tasteful writing ends here!

>Chapter 1
>Tell me what you think!

(Millions of Jerry Springer-style censoring **BEEP**s go off.)