What are you called, scum?: "dog breath"

Boy, kids these days have the weirdest names...if my parents were cousins,
I'd probably have a funny name, too, Mr. Breath.

What's your E-mail?: "dkjflasjsiane@hotmail.com"

That must be how inbred squirrels talk these days...
 
So, how has your experience here been?: "You suck!"

You know, we should thank Dog Booty for pointing out the fact that "You
suck!" doesn't quite answer the question.
 
What's the best part of the site?: "The fact you can leave."

That's such a witty response. I'm really quite proud of it.

How do you feel?: "Stupid!" 

I bet you do.

Give me some comments, god dammit!: "this site is really g@y its is so 
freking stupid you are pry a retarted midget you moron "
Monday, November 12th 2001 - 02:08:20 PM

First of all, this site is not homosexual, and it has nothing to do with
the ampersand. "It's is so freking" is not English, French, or Ancient
Greek; therefore, I cannot interpret it. I guess it means, "I'm a two-year-
old inside my fucked up head and I think this is funny." I've never pried
a midget, retarded or otherwise, and most midgets I've met are good people,
so you aren't insulting me. Please refrain from giving me such easy flame fodder-
idiots like you take the fun right out of it.

THE MORAL: DON'T BOTHER