>Do you seriously think you are funny????

ALEX: Yes.
ANNA: No, he thinks he's Alex. I think he's funny, but half the time
I think I'm RuPaul, so...

>That was crap.

RONNIE: Yeah, well, put crap in one hand and hope in the other and see 
which piles up first.

>i did not laugh once.

ROBERT: Jeez, she must be some kind of robot if she's never laughed.
ANNA: (Flamer) ...although I did have a wild screaming orgasm.
...also, if you didn't laugh at this, you must have had your semen-crusted
lips sewn shut.

>and whats worse is the fact that ALL your fics suck.

LIZY: Awfully broad judgement for one MST.
ANNA: Good thing you're an idiot, or we might have to take you seriously!

>Dont poke fun at other people's humor fanfics, when you couldn't even 
be funny to save your life!

ALEX: I have been funny to save my life, once. Eat that.
ANNA: And you know what else? He knows how to use commas, and you don't.
((I am very, very picky...))

>mst your own crappy work!

ALL: HE HAS!!!
ANNA: And so have I. Oh, wait, Alex doesn't HAVE any crappy work. Therefore,
it's impossible to MST it.

>Oh yeah and when you write a humor fanfic, it might actually be a 
good idea to make it FUNNY!

SEASON: Thanks for that, Copernicus, I'll file that one away.
ANNA: And when you wipe your ass, sweetie, don't use the hand you jill
off with.

>~rolls eyes~

*everyone farts*
((Alex, how unclassy of you, heh heh heh...))

>-                                Keika (eternal_venus@sailormoon.com)                            

ALEX: DAMN! There IS an e-mail!!!
RONNIE: Fuck... You've had this too long, a response now would be just 
stupid.
ALEX: Damn, damn,damn...

ANNA'S FINAL NOTE: Don't lose hope...stupidity ALWAYS returns to the scene
of the crime! And the moral...

WHEN YOU WRITE A FLAME, MAKE SURE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVES A GOOD GOD DAMN.