Q. Who are you?
A. An enigma. A potsticker. The walrus, koo-koo-ka-choo. I'm Anna, god dammit, what else do you need to know? (Okay, if you really must be nosy, here's my bio and may cheese have mercy on your soul.)
Q. What's the history on this site?
A. This site began when I was an innocent (er...) child of fourteen. It was a random personal site and sucked really bad, especially since the HTML was actually worse than it is now. **shudders** It didn't have a title or a point. Then I made it by anime/video game/j-rock/blah humor page. Then the picture parodies began overtaking my disk space like the British Empire, so I moved them here. Then it sat around on its fat ass eating Sun Chips for a few months while I cavorted about in real life. Now it's back, and it'll eat your baby worse than a dingo ever could, sister friend.
Q. The language on here is really foul, and you're a total perve!
A. Thank you. You were warned on the splash page about the content, so quit bitching.
Q. When are you going to update _______?
Q. When I feel like it. When I get inspired. When I'm bored. IMing me every day yelling at me about finishing a story, as some are wont to do, will NOT result in me cranking out a fresh masterpiece for you to enjoy any faster.
Q. What's wrong with you?
A. What ISN'T wrong with me?
Q. Send me naked pictures! OOOOH BABY!
A. Believe it or not, there are naked pictures of me, some of them stored in my disk space. They're not for you.
Q. Don't I know you from ____?
A. Quite possibly. My 'net handles are numerous and varied, and you can check it out down the page.
Q. You suck!
A. Don't you wish.
Q. Can I put my fanfic/picture parody/MSTing/whatever up on here?
A. Yes, if you meet the following criteria:
1. It's an original job that you didn't rip off of anyone too badly.
2. It's humor.
3. It's humorous.
4. It's not a part of any story I've written. If you have some ideas, feel free to throw the my way, but don't write a chapter for an existing work of mine.
5. It isn't a super-super-hardcore hentai picture. I don't really mind them, but Geoshitties does.
6. It's a story in .htm or .txt format, a picture in either .jpg or .gif format, and not something you just typed into the body of your e-mail to me.
7. It's related to an anime, manga, video game, or J-rock band. If I receive enough submissions that don't fit that criteria, I'll use them, too. MSTings of stupid e-mails and the like, however, are welcome.
Q. How dare you bash Christians!
A. I don't bash Christians. I have a heady disdain for certain Christian subculturists, but it's for a good damn reason.
Q. Put my link on your site!
A. Send me the URL to your site. If I like it and it's a humor/manga/anime/game/j-rock-related site, it'll go up here. If you run a collective, you'll be linked on a separate page, but I will link to your collective's main page unless otherwise specified. Also, I expect to be linked back. Hey, it's common courtesy, and you don't HAVE to use my link graphics, but it would be nice.
Q. I want to make you links graphics/a gift/a layout. Will you accept?
A. Hell yeah! I appreciate all contributions to my little site. ^_^ Make sure what you send has something to do with my site's content. (Well, except gifts. You can give me a pic of a baboon's red bum as a gift and I'd post it with love.)
Q. How can I contact you?
A. As follows:
My e-mail for site-related activity.
IM: SelphirothStrife or gorillabiscuitqu
My ICQ number: ...I lied. I forgot the number. But the name is Kyuuketsuki Akumano
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