I know this picture has nothing to do with anything. Too darn bad!
These are the people, online or otherwise, who weirdly enough want to be my buddies. Hunh. You're all fucked in the head, but okay...
Please note that this is by no means an incomplete list, and I've discluded no one out of any reason other than pure ditziness. Feel free to yell at me to add you.
Jenice is a crazy, crazy lady. Known for her amazing generosity, silver lipstick, and cute cattiness, she's a great friend. Her cat, the emmenable Princess Bob, tends to try to eat the phone. Will swear at anyone and everyone who pisses her off, but does it so damn cutely...! Not quite as perverted as me, but getting there. She used to date Dan, but she's feeling much better now.
Dan. Dan Dan Dan, whose intials actually spell out D A N. That should give you some idea how organized this guy is. Dan is my oldest friend; we've known each other for fourteen years. My first memory of this guy is him sitting on my sandwich in preschool. Obsessed with cars and desperately needs to get laid. Order yours today!
Anton, my boyfriend, is some kind of supergenius. He's also ticklish and afraid of bees, so I try not to be intimidated. His family is full of crazy Christians and he has no idea who Roseanne is. That by itself makes me love him all the more. He's also a kickass artist and is currently programming some random RPG. Anton's is very, very Polish. He also has the world's most beautiful pair of blue eyes.
Jess is amazing and unpredictable. The only person I've ever met who manages to mix an affinity for culture with a fondness for professional wrestling. We should have dated! She also tends to stop whatever she's doing and ask a deep, philosophical question pertaining to Jesus Christ and leg hair. Proudly unshaven. She also manages to dress more strangely than I do.
Krista: wealthy, beautiful, and intelligent. Yes, she's practically perfect. Quite possibly the quietest person in the universe. She also dances! (Dancey Dancey! I'm an idiot...) Planning to go to RISDE. I doubt she's ever run naked through Water Safari. Currently being pursued by the illustrious Ben, who is CUTE.
Alex is a hero waiting to happen. The King of StarOcean 2, he has never, EVER been able to find the ROM he's looking for at the moment. Well-acquainted with unrequited love, this lovable redhead is looking for a good home in Videoland. My co-conspirator in many, many fanfiction ventures. An endless source of support. Call him Teddy Bear!
Emily is beyond lovable! I've never met anyone so enamoured of fairies-and I highly approve. Together, we call Anton "Ton-Ton" and demand that he "remove that dress!". He still doesn't understand, and hopefully he never will. Emily manages to be friends with a whole big group of people, even when they don't like each other. She's this amazingly soothing entity.
KRIS IS SO DE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I call him Krissie. An actor extraordinaire, Kris recently appeared as the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors. It's not HIS fault he lives in Michigan. Co-author of the infamous "Dumb Sailormon Rumors: The EVIL!" avec moi. He saw Margaret Cho live and I am very, very jealous. Looking for a hot sexy man who likes anime and doesn't like Dubya.
Jamie has been known to do strange and mysterious things with cantaloupe. Well, maybe not. She likes punk music, pretty Asian boys, and has quite possibly the world's cutest haircut. I have a feeling if you tied her naked to a tree, her first thought would be, 'What radio stations can I pick up out here?". She and Kris would be a cute couple, if it could happen.
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