Attack of the Killer Poos
Act 3 Scene 1
G.D: So how are we going to get out of this place? There are guards everywhere!
Tiff: Crystal, do you have an idea? I mean your the smarty who got us out of the toilet...wink, wink.
Everyone sits down somewhere and thinks
Cryst: I got it! Tiff, I'll need your cell phone!
Tiff: (puzzled) Okay?
Crystal dials up ACME: Movie Props
Cryst: (on phone) Hello ACME? Yes, I need 3 mission impossible combo packets, please. (pause) Alright hold on! (turns to G.D.) G.D. do you have your "pisa card"?
Camera shows G.D.
G.D: (commercial-like) I never leave home without my "pisa card". Pisa, it's everywhere you want to be! (smiles & winks>>>hands the card to Crystal)
Cryst: (to G.D.) Thanks! (into the phone) Yes, account 31025-610. Also, could that be delievered A.S.A.P? Thanks a million! Ta-ta!
Tiff: Crystal, what are you doing?
All of a sudden a strange little man pops out of the toilet
Lil' Man: ACME special delievery...sign here!
Cryst: (signs form) Thank ya!
Lil' Man: Welcome ma'am!
G.D: Are you going to tell us what this is all about yet?
Crystal throws a box at Tiff & one at G.D.
Cryst: Put on the costume and put on all the gear inside.
10 minutes later...
Tiff: Okay, I've had enough! Why do I look like I'm in a 007 movie or something?
Cryst: Here's the plan. We crawl through the a/c vent to reach the outside.
G.D: Why couldn't you have just told us?
Cryst: (while in the vent) It was funner this way...come on!
G.D. and Tiff climb up and follow close behind. They continue for a while until they approach a 3-way split
Tiff: Now what are we going to do?
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