The show opens with Jaceon coming out to the ring, looking very pissed off. He grabs a mic and stands in the middle of the ring.
Jaceon-Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you. But that's not the reason I came out here. You see a little coward by the name of Big Gun attacked, and he's going to pay. Big Gun, you're going to get a surprise of a life time tonight. Plus there will be several other matches not mentioned on the card. So, without further ado, let's have the first match.
Jaceon leaves the ring area as the announcement of the opening bout begins.
Opening Match
Ladder Match
Emericano vs. Blaze
("Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd plays as Blaze appears at the top of the ramp. He stands there as pyro shoots off from the ring posts. Blaze dashes down the isle and into the ring.)
(The lights dim. A howling is heard. Spotlights look around the arena. A moon is shown on the tron. Red eyes fade over the moon as “Foresaken” by disturbed plays. Emericano comes out from the back and walks the isle. He enters the ring and takes to a knee. He raises his hand up and the lights come back on.)
Blaze quickly attacks Emericano from behind. Blaze turns Emericano around and attempts a head scissors kick, but Emercano ducks. Emericano grabs Blaze's left leg and stomps on it. He holds onto it and drags Blaze to the ring post. Emericano goes outside and slams Blaze's leg against the ringside. Still holding onto the leg, Emericano then slams it against the ring post several times. The referee is scoulding Emericano, but Emericano doesn't seem to care. Emericano goes under the ring and grabs the ladder. Blaze is already up and jumps over the rope ontop of Emericano with the ladder inbetween. Blaze begins to stomp on the ladder, hurting Emericano's ribs. Emericano tosses the ladder at Blaze, knock Blaze back. Blaze is quick to recover and attempts a spear, but Emericano dropkicks Blaze ontop of the head. Emericano picks Blaze up and slams him down onto the ladder. Emericano tosses Blaze aside and puts the ladder into the ring. Emericano then tosses Blaze into the ring. Emericano crawls back in, but is met with a few stiff kicks by Blaze. Blaze sets up the ladder, while Emericano is trying to get back up. Blaze tosses Emericano into the ladder. Blaze climbs uptop the turnbuckle and attempts a flying moonsault, but Emericano moves just in time as Blaze lands onto the ladder. Both men are slow to get up and the ref begins the ten count. 1...2...3...Blaze moves first and gets on all fours..4...5...Blaze is using the ropes to help himself up...6...7...Blaze is up ending the ten count. Emericano is still on the ground. Blaze goes to check on him, and recieves a swift kick to the head. Emericano gets up and punches Blaze with a few lefts and rights. Emericano irish whips Blaze but Blaze reverses as Emericano is sent into the ropes. Blaze jumps over Emericano only to recieve a flying spear. Both men are down on the ground again as the ref begins the ten count all over. 1...2...both men are quick to get up and Blaze super kicks Emericano, send him down to the mat. Blaze sets the ladder up again, and goes uptop. Emericano gets up as Blaze reaches the top. Emericano dropkicks the ladder, sending Blaze out into the audience. Emericano sets up the ladder. He climbs up top and measures for distance. Blaze is about ten feet away, but Emericano jumps anyway. BANG! Emericano lands ontop of Blaze with a cross body block. The ref looks on and goes to check on both competitors. Emericano starts to move first. He's having trouble standing as Blaze still hasn't move. Emericano goes for the cover, but the ref won't count saying that they must be in the ring. Emeircano looks at the ref with some confusion and picks up Blaze. He's carrying Blaze like a sack of potatoes. Emericano rams Blaze into the ring post before tossing him into the ring. He signals for the Emericano Death Drop. He goes ontop the turnbuckle and jumps, but mets the mat as Blaze jumps out of the way. Blaze goes for the pin. 1...2...NO! Emericano kicks out just in time. Blaze picks Emericano up and whips him into the corner. Blaze tries to spear Emericano, but Emericano gets his foot up in time to stop him. Blaze sees the ladder and rams it into Emericano, sending him to the outside. Blaze sets up the ladder. He goes uptop. He does a moonsault to the floor below as Emericano quickly roles away. Blaze lands with a loud thump. Emericano picks him up and tosses him into the ring. Emericano goes uptop. Emericano delivers the Emericano Death Drop from the top. Emericano goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Emericano wins the match
Winner via Pinfall- Emericano
*Shots taken while the match was going on*
(Macho Polo arrives at the arena with the Hardcore Title. He stops infront of a security guard. Macho gets out and tosses the guard his keys.)
Macho-There you go. Make sure that it's parked away from all these riffraff. I don't want the new Machomobile get any bad vibes from these losers' cars. And if you do a good job, I'll even throw in a brand new quarter.
(Before the security guard could say anything else, Macho walks off into the building.)
****
(As Emericano is celebrating, EMTs rush down to the ring and check over Blaze. A few EMTs also check over Emericano as he needs help to the backstage area. Jaceon makes his way out to the ring and grabs a mic as the crew take the ladder out of the ring.)
Jaceon- That was a great match, now wasn't it. Now for the first surprise match of the evening. It's going to be a... Hardcore Title Match. Macho Polo will have to face... Fred, the security guard.
(Macho comes out to protest, when the same security guard he had told to park his car attacks him from behind beginning the match).
Hardore Title Match
Macho Polo(c) vs. Fred, the security guard
Fred is pounding on the back of Macho, but it doesn't take long for Macho to get back up and block the punches. Macho kicks Fred in the stomach and DDTs him onto the ramp. Macho then takes the belt and begins to whip Fred. Macho then turns his back and waves to the fans. Fred school boy rolls up Macho. 1...2...3! Fred wins the match.
Winner and new Hardcore Champion- Fred the security guard
(Fred jumps up and down, but Macho nails him from behind. Macho takes Fred and sends him into the ring. He whips Fred into the ropes and delivers the Macho Mash. Macho goes for the cover. 1...2...3! Macho wins the match.
Winner and new Hardcore Champion- Macho Polo
(Macho leaves as more EMTs make their way down to check on Fred)
BACKSTAGE
Leprosy and Hemorage are backstage. They walk up to the commissioner.
Leprosy- Hey commish, Hemorage and I don't have a match. We were wondering if you were going to give us a tag team match against the sWo tonight for the Tag Team Titles.
Jaceon- That's up to the sWo. If they agree, then you can have it. Now, if you excuse me, I have some important *cough* buisness to attend to.
(Jaceon opens his office door and there is a beautiful red head in his office. Jaceon closes the doors as the Blood Borne Gang goes to look for the sWo)
Triple Threat Tag Team Tables Elimination Match for the Tag Team No.1 Contendership
LNL vs. the Scandinavian Connection vs. Damage Inc.(Mayhem/RAGE)
*Crackle*crackle*crackle*
Backstage
(Jaceon rushes out of his office, semi-undressed. He makes his way to the control room)
Jaceon- What the fuck is going on?! Why don't I hear any enterance music playing?
Producer- We seem to have a problem with the audio system. It's not working.
Jaceon- What?! Fix the goddamn thing. Meanwhile, the wrestlers have to enter without their enterance music. Damn cheap arenas.
(Jaceon walks over to the three tag teams telling them that they have to deal without enterance music. He then quickly rushes back to his office.)
(First to enter the ring is Kurt and the End. Jonas and Oskar then enter and finally Mayhem and RAGE enter the ring. The ref explains the rules to each team. Jonas and RAGE begin the match.)
RAGE quickly attacks Jonas with a clothesline. Jonas ducks and puts RAGE into the sleeper hold. RAGE elbows Jonas in the ribs to get out of the hold. Jonas quickly recovers and dropkicks RAGE from behind. RAGE turns around and delivers a forearm smash. Emerico and Cyrus come out and stand in the enterance. The Scandinavian Connection and Damage Inc all turn to look and shout at the Big Dogs. Kurt and the End sneak in and pounce onto RAGE and Jonas. All six men get into the brawl. Bodies are thrown everywhere. Then suddenly, the lights go out. They come back on and LNL is laid out cold with a red X on both of their backs. RAGE covers Kurt and Jonas covers The End. 1...2...3! LNL is eliminated. Both are tossed out as EMTs come down to take a look. With Jonas's back turned, RAGE turns him around and whips him into the ropes. Jonas returns to recieve the Road Rage. RAGE goes to cover as Oskar comes out and tries to help out Jonas, but he's stopped by Mayhem. 1...2...3! Jonas is eliminated leaving Oskar to defend against RAGE and Mayhem. Mayhem is already working on Oskar, pounding on his head. The referee goes to pull Mayhem off, but RAGE hits him from behind. Mayhem stands Oskar up and sends him into RAGE. RAGE delivers the Road Rage again, but this time he doesn't cover Oskar. RAGE and Mayhem both begin to stomp on Oskar and Jonas. Through the audience, the sWo comes out. They bring in chairs and uses them on RAGE and Mayhem. RAGE is sent flying out of the ring as Mayhem is left with the sWo and the Scandinavian Connection. Mayhem stands up and recieves a conchairto by the sWo. They send Mayhem out of the ring. The sWo helps the Scandinavian Connection up. All four men raises their hands. Sven and the Underdog then clothesline Oskar and Jonas. They leave with the Scandinavian Connection laid out. RAGE slowly gets back into the ring and covers Oskar as the referee comes to. 1...2...3! Damage Inc. wins.
Winners by elimination and the Tag Team No. 1 Contenders- Damage Inc(Mayhem/Rage)
(Mayhem and RAGE celebrate. They go to attack Oskar and Jonas once more, but the lights go back out. The lights come back on and Emerico and Cyrus are in the ring with some chairs. Mayhem and RAGE have been laid out. Oskar and Jonas escape a sever beating by Mayhem and RAGE.)
(Jaceon comes back out of the ring, looking a little refreshed. He grabs a mic.)
Jaceon- I've been thinking about something. The Blood Borne Gang earlier asked me if they can have a tag team match against the sWo. I told them if the sWo agrees, but now I've reconsidered. I think that the sWo deserve the night off. Sorry Leprosy and Hemorage, but if you want a tag match, then I suggest challenge before the show. But don't worry, you guys will see some action. Hemorage will face... the High Flying Machine. And for you Leprosy, you'll face... Doctor Channard for no. 1 contendership for the Hardcore Title. So let's get it on!
(Jaceon leaves as Doctor Channard and Mr. Blood walk down the isle to the ring. Mr. Blood has his case with all of his tools in it by his side.)
(Sirens are heard as the ambulance comes out to ringside. Leprosy comes out with Hemorage and Nurse Nancy. Leprosy enters the ring as the referee sends Mr. Blood, Hemorage, and Nurse Nance into the back.)
Hardcore Match for the No. 1 Hardcore Contendership
Leprosy Jones vs Doctor Channard
Leprosy begins by kicking Channard in the shins. Leprosy then delivers a shot to the head. Leprosy then whips Channard into the ropes. Channard comes back and delivers a cross body block. Channard goes outside and looks under the ring. Suddenly, he is sucked under the ring. Leprosy, with a confused look on his face goes to see what had happened and he, too, is sucked under. The referee goes to look under and is also sucked under. The crowd starts to boo. Jaceon comes out and looks under the ring. He goes in. Few minutes later he comes back out with a confused look on his face. Suddenly the ring begins to rumble. Doctor Channard, Leprosy, and the referee are all shot back out. Leprosy lands on an unconscious Channard. The referee begins to count. 1...2...3. Leprosy wins.
Winner via pinfall and the Hardcore No. 1 Contender- Leprosy Jones
(EMTs rush down to the ring and take all three to the back. Jaceon grabs a flashlight and goes under the ring. One of the camerawomen follow him. Everyone watches the Tron and sees that there is a huge machine under there. Jaceon inspects it and reveals that it says Super Sucker 3000, guarenteed to suck your house clean. Jaceon pulls the cord, making sure that noone else gets sucked in.)
Jaceon- Well, I guess that this matched really "sucked." Haha! Anyways let's get on with the show.
(Jaceon walks backstage and notices that someone torn up the back. Hemorage and High Flying Machine are both knocked out. He looks and sees a nearby crew member.)
Jaceon- Hey you, what the fuck happened here?
Crewman- E...e....e...Emer...icccco, ssssir. He got pissed about you n..n...not taken the d...d...deal and started to b...b...beat on people.
Jaceon- That no good son of a fucking bitch. I'll go and have a talk with him.
(Jaceon walks in the direction of Emerico's locker room.)
Key on a Pole/loser wears a dress/winner gets Jewelz Match
Big Gun vs. Boss Hog
(Big Gun comes to ring side without his enterance music. He starts pacing back and forth in the ring, when a huge truck comes in. A man uses a fork lift and brings out Jewelz and what's left of Wild Thing. Boss Hog comes out with an injured Scandinavian Connection. They're holding onto JD. They bring him down and toss him into the cage with Wild Thing. The cages are then latched to steel cable and lifted into the air. The Scandinavian Connection then go to the back. Boss Hog gives the key to the referee as he ties it the pole. )
Boss Hog and Big Gun stand face to face. Boss Hog says something to Big Gun and Big Gun decks him. Big Gun starts to pound on the back of Boss Hog's neck. Big Gun quickly delivers a Riot Slam. Boss Hog is laid out flat. Not satisfied, Big Gun picks up Boss Hog and delivers a Big Gun Stunner. Big Gun starts to pound away on Boss Hog. Boss Hog isn't moving and Big Gun looks up at the key. Big Gun starts to climb up to the pole. Suddenly the lights go out again. They come back on and Emerico is standing behind Big Gun with a chair. Emerico hits Big Gun in the back with the chair. Emerico lays the chair down and puts Big Gun in the tree of woe. Emerico stomps away. Big Gun drops down only to be picked back up again and piledriven onto the chair. Big Gun is busted open from the impact. Emerico stands Big Gun up and delivers another piledriver onto the chair. Boss Hog is starting to recover. He sees that Emerico is taking out Big Gun and goes for the key. He's climbing up to the key, when suddenly he is crusifixed powerbombed by Cyrus Storm, who appeared from the audience. Cyrus begins to stomp on Boss Hog. The Scandinavian Connection tries to come out but are stopped by security and referees. Cyrus Storm delivers the Perfect Storm to Boss Hog. Emerico lays Big Gun out and Cyrus delivers a Perfect Storm to Big Gun. Emerico picks up Big Gun and chokeslams him. He picks Big Gun up again and delivers an Emerico Bomb onto the chair. Jewelz is scream from her cage. Emerico looks up and stares at her. He whispers to Cyrus and Cyrus nods. Emerico picks up Boss Hog and Emerico Bombs Boss Hog onto Big Gun. Cyrus climbs the pole and grabs the key. The referee doesn't know what to do. Emerico grabs the ref and whispers something into his ear. The bell rings and it's announced that the winner is Cyrus Storm.
Winner- Cyrus Storm?!
(The cage containing Jewelz is lowered. As soon as she reaches the floor, the cage containing Wild Thing and JD begins to lower. Emerico quickly makes his way over to the equipment operator and knocks him out. Emerico pushes a lever and sends the cage containing JD and Wild Thing to the floor. They crash with such force that the cage splits open and JD and Wild Thing are sent flying into the audience. Emerico nods to Cyrus and leaves. Cyrus grabs the mic.)
Cyrus- Well, well, well. It looks like I win, Big Gun. I get Jewelz and both you and Boss Hog have to wear dresses. As for the Intercontinental Title Match, I'll leave that up to the commissioner to decide. Meanwhile, I have a new plaything for Emericano.
(Cyrus drops the mic onto Big Gun and opens the cage. He grabs Jewelz and she kicks and screams, trying to get away. Cyrus sets her up and delivers a spinebuster. Jewelz is knocked out. He heads to the back. Five minutes later, Jaceon comes out and stands in the ring enterance with a mic in his hand. Big Gun is now getting up as Boss Hog is helped out of the ring by EMTs)
Jaceon- Shit! It seems that the fucking Big Dogs have ruined my plans again. So is that how you guys want to play, fine. The true winner of this match is Big Gun. And since Cyrus already came down to the ring, referee begin your count. If Cyrus isn't down here by the count of ten he loses the match. He'll still keep the IC Title, but he'll still have to answer to Dave. So what the fuck are you waiting for ref. Begin your count.
Barbwire Ladder Match for the IC Title
Big Gun vs. Cyrus Storm(c)
(The referee starts to count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! There is no sign of Cyrus as the referee counted to ten.)
Winner by Count Out- Big Gun
(Jaceon leaves as the Tron begins to show a local golf course. Flaredust is there and so is the referee. Emerico is now just pulling up in his hummer. He gets out and the match begins.)
Golf Course Battle Match for the CWA World Title
Emerico(c) vs. Flaredust
Flare rushes into Emerico, sending him into his hummer. Emerico begins to pound on Flare. Flare rakes the eyes of Emerico. Emerico is blinded and Flare kicks him in the stomach. Flare goes to deliver a gutwrench powerbomb, but Emerico will not budge. Emerico pushes Flare back and delivers an elbow to the face. Emerico spears Flare into a golf cart. Emerico starts to pound on Flare. Flare low blows Emerico sending him to the ground. Flare sees a golf bag and starts to go through it. He starts to pelt Emerico with golf balls. Emerico gets up and tries to avoid the golf balls. He sees another golf bag and pulls out a Nine Iron. Emerico starts to swing at the golf balls, sending them everywhere. Emerico hits a golf directly into Flare's groin. Flare goes down hard. Emerico starts to hit Flare's leg with the golf club. A golf cart comes crashing into Emerico. Flare's associates get out and begin to celebrate, but not for long as Emerico tosses the golf cart off and onto them. Flare spears a slightly stunned Emerico. Flare and Emerico start to pound on each other. They start to roll around and go into the water. Bubbles can be seen coming from the water. A few seconds later, the bubbles stop. Emerico emerges with Flare over his shoulder. Emerico delivers a super spinebuster onto the green. Emerico is not finished as he picks Flare up and deliver a pedigree. Emerico picks the nine iron back up and start to work on Flare's leg again. The referee takes the golf club away from Emerico and Emerico starts to pound on Flare's head. Emerico picks Flare up, but Flare rolls him up for a pin 1...2...No! Emerico kicks out. Flare tries to limp away, but his leg is too badly damage to walk on. Emerico quickly catches up to him and takes him down with a bulldog. Emerico puts Flare in the figure four leg lock. The referee checks on Flare, but Flare refuses to submit. His associates finally crawl out from under the golf cart and start to kick Emerico. Emerico refuses to let go. Kermit then tries to put Emeirco into the sleeper hold, but is tossed off. The other associate dropkicks Emerico, but no effect. A car pulls up and an injured Big Gun gets out. He walks over and grabs a golf club. He smashes it across Emeirco's head, forcing him to release the hold. Flare gets up and goes to shake Big Gun's hand, but Big Gun kicks him in the gut and delivers the Big Gun Stunner. Big Gun then goes over and picks up Emerico and delivers the Riot Slam. Flare's associates begin to attack Big Gun with the golf balls and Big Gun gives chase. Another car pulls up and the commissioner steps out. He walks over to Emerico and Flare, surveying the damage inflicted. He shakes his head and picks Emerico up. Emerico staggers and Jaceon kicks him in the stomach and takes him over to his car. He places Emerico ontop of his car and climbs on. Jaceon excecutes the Final Sentance(a top rope tombstone) onto the golf course. Emerico is down. Jaceon goes over and drags Flare over onto Emerico. The referee begins to count. 1...2...NO! Emerico kicks out. Jaceon doesn't know what to do. He goes over to Emerico and starts to pummel him, but Emerico blocks his punches. Emerico kicks the commish in the stomach and delivers an Emerico Bomb onto the commissioner's car, smashing the hood and cracking the front window. Emerico turns around and Emerico Bombs Flare onto the pavement busting him open. He goes for the cover. 1...2...3! Emerico wins.
Winner via Pinfall and still CWA World Champion- Emerico
(As Emerico tries to get back into his hummer, Flare grabs his foot and pulls him into the ankle lock. Emerico refuses to submit. Flare holds him for a good ten minutes before Emerico grabs a close by club and wacks Flare on the top of the head opening the wound even more. Flare let's go and tries to run away, but Emerico grabs him and tosses him into the nearby water hazard. The cameras go off as Flare is calling for help.)