***Begin Transmission***

(As the show begins we see the owner sitting at his desk working on some papers. There is a knock on the door.)

Dave - Come in.

Maintenance guy  - Here’s that ladder you ordered.

(Dave inspects it and sneers at it.)

Dave - It’s not tall enough. We need something bigger! Something that should scrape the ceiling. get me a bigger one.

(The show kicks off with a modest amount of fireworks due to last weeks little mess. Actually it’s just
 a couple of guys with lighters going “Whooo, whoooo. You see the CWA has had trouble finding an 
arena that will schedule them in after they destroyed the last one.  This week Crunch will be coming to 
you from a bingo hall attached to a retirement home. So it will be wild as long as we keep it down a little. Oh and there is a bingo game going on right now.  We also stole nice mister Henderson’s  500 inch T.V so we have a Titantron of sorts. 

(Lights and Pyro start going off in every direction, the crowd looks around in confusion, as the name KEVIN FLARE comes on the big screen)

Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you, let me introduce myself, my name is
Kevin Flare, my friends call me Kevin, but you all can call me K-Flare! I
have come to this organization for one reason, and one reason only, that is
to go straight to the top, baby! I see no one who has the grapefruits to
stop me either! I promise, one way or the other, you are going to see what I
am all about tonight, whether you like it or not, K-Flare is going to play a
big part in the show tonight, I won't say how, I won't say when, SO STAY
TUNED!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Flare drops the microphone and walks backstage as the audience 
sits stunned)

(Back to the owners office as the end of a ladder is poking through. )

Dave - Perfect! This is the size we need! In a short while we will need to bring it to the ring. 

Maintenance guy - You know I was thinking, what if we spiced up the match by having tables and chairs along with the ladder?

Dave - Tables, ladders and Cha... what a stupid idea. That kind of match would never sell. Come on lets get this thing ready, the match is coming up right after this hardcore one.

Flames shoot from the entryway as Hardcore Stuart's entry video 
comes on the Tron. The crowd cringes as the video shows Hardcore 
slamming opponents through chairs and tables, using barbwire and 
fire, and even leaping from the Tron. The curtain spreads and Stuart 
walks out pumping his arms aggressively. He runs down to the ring 
and quickly grabs a table from underneath.  He sets up the table 
inside the ring in a corner and stands on the top rope in the corner, waiting for his opponent.

The sound of an ambulance pierces the crowd's cheers and they all 
go silent. An ambulance begins to back down the ramp, towards the 
ring. The truck stops and Leprosy Jones leaps out of the back. He 
is carrying a wooden backboard and as he jumps into the ring he 
drops it. Stuart bends down and puts his hand on the turnbuckle, 
forming a three-point stance on the top rope. Leprosy attempts to 
climb up the table but Hardcore Stuart lunges forward with a flying 
clothesline. Leprosy is thrown backwards and slammed to the mat. 
 Stuart gets up quickly and grabs Leprosy's backboard, placing it 
flat in the centre of the ring. He then picks up a stunned Leprosy 
and DDT's him on the backboard. Hardcore climbs up a turnbuckle 
and poses, fanning the crowd's excitement as Leprosy rolls around 
in pain. Stuart jumps down into the ring and runs at Leprosy.  He 
leaps into the air and lands a leg drop onto Leprosy's head. Leprosy 
manages to roll out of the ring, catching his breath on the outside.

Stuart bounces off the opposite ropes and throws his mass over the 
ropes but Leprosy moves and Hardcore lands hard on his back. Leprosy 
picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. He grabs Stuart's 
wrist and hurls Hardcore at the corner with the table in it. Hardcore 
drops and slides under the table to the outside. He quickly climbs 
up the turnbuckle, resuming the three-point stance from the beginning 
of the match.  Leprosy smartens up and grabs his backboard, he runs 
towards Stuart's corner, dropping the backboard in front of him 
so that it forms a ramp onto the table. As Stuart shoots off the 
turnbuckle attempting to spear his opponent, Leprosy runs up the 
new ramp and manages to catch Stuart around his neck. Leprosy drops 
and drives Stuart through the table with a flying implant DDT. Leprosy 
gets up and looks towards the ambulance, thinking about what to 
get next. Amazingly, Hardcore Stuart gets up right after Leprosy's 
devastating move. The crowd goes crazy as he signals for the Stuart Stopper.

As Leprosy turns around to see what the crowd is cheering for, Hardcore 
grabs him by the throat and lifts him high into the air. The cheers 
get louder. Leprosy shifts his own weight and manages to get one 
foot on the side of Hardcore's head. He plants his other foot into 
Hardcore's armpit and pulls, very hard, executing his finishing 
move the "Necrosis". Stuart lets out a scream and spins around flailing 
around his arm wildly. Leprosy holds on through the ride as Hardcore 
drops to the mat. The arm pops as it dislocates from the shoulder. 
Leprosy continues to rip, tearing ligaments and tendons. Hardcore 
taps frantically on the mat and the ref calls for the bell.

Winner by Tap Out - Leprosy Jones



(Dave and his side kick walk the massive ladder to the ring. On the screen is shown the events of the passed week. Dave grabs the mic and proceeds to speak.)

Dave - As per request there will be a provision I would like to add to this match. Seeing as there is no disqualifications in this match no, there is nothing stopping any one from joining in on this match. So to
keep this respect filled we will add the rule that no outside interference including managers, that means
you Valain, will be allowed in this match. So with out further ado here is your main event. 

(the crowd pops wildly as Dave walks down to the announce table and retrieves the Intercontinental title.
He enters the ring and attaches the belt to it’s ring and has it raised up. )

Dave - Seeing as I’m here I’ll introduce the challengers for the title. First off, 

(Control by Puddle of mud hits the speakers, the count down 5....4....3....2....1 BANG.)

Dave - The first wrestler ever to sign on with the new CWA I introduce to you the number one 
best selling author SUPER SOPHIE!

(The crowd pops huge for their super hero as she hops into the ring and works the crowd from there.)

Dave - And our second contender....

Macho Polo - Whoa, whoa, whoa I have a mic, let me handle this! Strutting down the isle from 
the deepest fantasies of every woman. The most Macho guy to ever grace any ring. Your soon to be
Intercontinental champ. MACHO POLO!!

Dave - Yes well, the final contender..

(The lights dim and turn green. The titantron equivalent shows an entire city burning. A chilling scream
is heard “Death to all who stand in our way HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Emerico emerges from the ground with 
a skull in his hand. Emerico walks confidently to the ring looking quite different with no Valain by his 
side.)

Immediately Macho runs from Sophie and jumps on Emerico starting off the match. Sophie leans back on
the ropes cocky like letting the other two duke it out. Macho lays in a few sharp punches on Emerico and steps back for a charging tackle. Emerico blocks it and nails Macho with a tilt - a - whirl slam. Emerico
follows it up with a sharpshooter while he screams insults at Sophie in the ring. Sophie screams them 
back and then jumps the top rope for an Asai moonsault on to Emerico. She lands hard yanking Macho’s 
legs back as he screams in pain. Sophie then scoop slams Emerico and follows it up with a reverse DDT. 
She then moseys on over to Macho and stands above him looking down smiling. “Who’s more macho
than Super Sophie!” Macho kicks Sophie hard, she goes down. He picks her up off the ground sets her 
up on his shoulder and rams her head first into the post. He stands over her and yells “I AM”. He 
elbow drop her a few times sharply, tears back the padding exposing the concrete and piledrives her on
to the cement. He turns to see Emerico setting up the ladder in the ring. Macho runs in and clotheslines 
Emerico down. He grabs the ladder holds it over his head and slams it down hard. Macho climbs to the top rope and delivers a splash on to the ladder with Emerico underneath. They both  lie in pain. Sophie 
struggles to her feet and climbs into the ring. Jumping at the opportunity she sets up the ladder in the
middle of the ring. She starts to climb. It is a long climb. She gets most of the way before Emerico 
stumbles over and tackles the ladder knocking Sophie out of the ring and through the announce table. She 
lies motionless in the mess. Macho jumps on Emerico from behind but gets snap mared to the mat. 
Emerico applies a figure four leg lock to the already damaged legs. Macho screams out in pain. Emerico seems almost to enjoy hurting a man this sadistically. Emerico keeps the hold on tight for an extended
period of time. Emerico emerges from the hold with a grin on his face and grabs the ladder. He
slams it into Macho until Macho rolls out of the ring. Emerico sets up the ladder in the ring. He starts 
to climb. He reaches for the title, but a bloody Sophie some how managed to crawl into the ring and knock the ladder over. Emerico lands out side of the ring right next to Macho. Macho gets Emerico up and gives
him some stiff right hands. Sophie sets up the ladder in the ring climbs to the top and does a double dunk
onto both her opponents. The three bodies lie in a heap at the side of the ring. Sophie is
the first to move. She gets up and proceeds to move towards the ring. Macho grabs her leg
and says something to her. She seems confused. He pulls out a picture and shows it to Sophie.
She gets a horrified look on her face as Macho laughs. She grabs Macho by the throat and
starts choking him wildly. She starts beating on him with a wild rage. Sophie throws him down 
the Isle and jumps on him and starts pummeling him Emerico seizes the opportunity and climbs 
into the ring. He grabs the ladder and sets it up under the belt. He proceeds to climb the ladder
takes one last look back at Sophie killing a laughing Macho Polo. He reaches up and grabs the
belt making him the first ever CWA intercontinental Champ!

winner and new CWA Intercontinental Champion - Emerico!

As he celebrates his win A heavily damaged Hardcore Stuart runs in from the crowd with a 
table and nails Emerico from behind knocking him out of the ring. As he screams out taunts
he is met by a flying Valain, coming off the top rope. She then proceeds to throw him out of
the ring right next to Emerico. She throws the table after him. As she stands in the ring with
the CWA intercontinental title behind her on the mat Kevin Flare runs in and grabs the belt
and proceeds to run off with it. Valain Chases him down the isle and jumps on his back. He flips her 
over and gives her the figure four deathlock. Emerico is pounding Stuart viciously and is currently
unaware of what is going on down the isle. Emerico puts Stuart through the table with his Emerico 
bomb and proceeds to torture rack him. Emerico turn around and notices Valain in trouble. He drops Stuart and runs to help Valain. Flare, noticing this, grabs the belt and takes off to the back. Emerico 
tends to Valain as we go off the air. 

***End Transmission***