(This weeks show opens with Macho Polo walking down the isle to his theme “Macho Man” by the Village people. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.)
Macho - I offered a challenge to all CWA wrestlers, who ever wants a shot at this title just had to ask. No body responded. In fact, nobody’s challenging me at all. They are all afraid. Fine with me. I’ll just sit back and enjoy being the best.
(J.D Remorse steps out from the back to the ramp area. He holds up a mic.)
Remorse - Somebody did challenge you Macho! I did. I want a shot at your belt.
Macho - Why do you deserve a shot at the title, you aren’t even on the roster.
Remorse - Hey man, if YOUR afraid to face me....
Macho - You want a shot, come down and get it!
Intercontinental Title match
Macho Polo (Champion) vs J.D Remorse
J.D runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Before he can get up, Macho whips him with the belt. The ref calls for the bell and warns Macho. Macho throws the belt to the side of the ring. Macho picks up Remorse and side slams him. Macho poses for the crowd. Macho picks up Remorse and goes for a right hand, Remorse blocks it and counters with his own. Remorse connects with a series of right hands. Remorse follows it up with a tilt a whirl back breaker. Remorse leaps to the top and connects with top rope splash. ref counts 1...2...kickout. Macho stumbles to one knee and low blows Remorse. Remorse is down. Macho knee drops Remorse. Macho throws Remorse off the ropes and powerslams him down. Macho goes for a shoulder breaker, but Remorse reverses it into a reverse neck breaker. Remorse throws Macho off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Macho ducks and delivers the “Macho Mash”. Macho goes for a pin 1...2...3.
Winner and still Intercontinental Champion - Macho Polo
(As the combatants leave the Cell is lowered down over the ring. Dr. Channard is shown in the back with Mr. Blood. Herman is with them.)
Herman - Any thoughts on tonights match.
Channard - Emerico, you got lucky last Friday, but tonight will be different. I’ve already collected the body of Don N Blitzen and tonight I will take yours as well.
Mr.Blood - What’s your pleasure?
Hell In A Cell
Emerico (W/Valain) vs Dr.Channard (W/Mr.Blood)
(The lights dim and turn green. On the tron an entire city is shown burning. The words “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA!!” Emerico emerges from the stage with the skull in his hand. Valain timidly walks from the back and joins him. Emerico notices her, gives her the skull and tells her to go back. She does so. Emerico walks to the cage. He climbs to the top.)
(Drill sounds and human screams are heard. Dr.Channard and Mr.Blood walk down the isle. Mr.Blood is holding his case with all his tools.)
Channard stands at the side of the cage looking up at Emerico. Emerico looks down and taunts Channard. Channard climbs the cage. Emerico stands back and allows Channard to get to the top. The battle it out on top. Emerico spinebusters Channard to the cage. Emerico picks up Channard and clotheslines him back down. Emerico pulls Channard over to the side and tries to throw him over. Channard gives Emerico a knee to the gut. Channard Russian leg sweeps Emerico back. Channard camel clutches Emerico. Channard Elbows the back of Emerico’s head. Channard rakes Emerico’s face against the cage. Channard does a tilt a whirl slam on to one of the cage’s support beams. Channard calls to Mr. Blood. Mr. Blood grabs tables and sets them up at the side. Channard clotheslines Emerico down. Channard goes for a piledriver, but it is reversed with a back body drop. Emerico snap suplexes Channard. Mr.Blood has set up two tables on top of each other at the side of the ring. Emerico takes Channard to the side of the ring. Emerico sets up Channard for an Emerico bomb through the tables. A chair thrown by Mr.Blood nails Emerico in the head. Channard gets up and sets up Emerico for his “Doctot Bomb”. Channard pulls Emerico up slams him over the edge to the tables. Emerico holds Channard’s head sending him over as well. They both go crashing through the tables. Mr.Blood takes Channard and places him over Emerico. The ref won’t count. They have to be in the ring. Mr.Blood takes Emerico and carries him into the cage and drops him in the ring. Blood tries to revitalize Channard. Blood helps Channard to the door ad in to the ring. Channard falls on to Emerico. The ref counts 1...2...shoulder up. Channard looks frustrated. Channard picks up Emerico and places him on the top rope. Channard climbs up, but Emerico punches him back. Emerico delivers a five star frog splash. 1...2....3
Winner - Emerico
Title tournament second round match Special guest referee Dave
Big Gun vs Hemorage vs Leprosy
(Dave walks down the isle in a referee shirt. He climbs into the ring.)
(Then AC/DC's Big Gun comes on over the pa's equipment and Big Gun's movie on the tron comes on..... It is still dark as Blue,Green,Red and Purple light's flash in sequence's as explosions go off either side of the stage for the first dual drum beat's, then again with the second dual drum beats then again with the third dual drum beats and once again after that. The song is well into the singing when Big Gun steps out onto the stage wearing a vest and a pair of sunglasses. Then as the chorus starts up a masive range of Blue fireworks go off across the front of the stage, then the arena lights come back on revealing Big Gun to the audiance as he throw's his arms up and start's yelling out to the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the stage. He get's to the stage and roll's under the bottom rope into the ring and heads for the far right turnbuckle and throw's his arms up to the crowd before leaping off and doing the same with the far left turnbuckle)
(The sounds of an ambulance is heard. The BBG’s new ambulance comes blasting down the isle and slams into the ring. Hemorage and Leprosy get out of the back and climb in to the ring. Nurse Nancy drives the ambulance back up the ramp.)
Dave check Gun, Hemorage and Leprosy. He calls for the bell. Hemorage and Leprosy climb out of the ring and circle it. Dave counts 1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9 they both climb back in and then back out.1....2...3...4...5..6...7..8...9 they climb back in to break the count and back out.12345678 they dash back in to the ring and approach Dave complaining about his fast count. Dave yells back at them. Big Gun grabs Hemorage and back body drops him down. Gun jumps quickly to his feet and clotheslines Leprosy. Hemorage chop blocks Gun’s leg. Leprosy gnaws on Guns face. Gun throws him off. Hemorage gives Gun a shot to the kidney’s. Hemorage German suplex’s Gun for a pin. 1..2.kickout. Leprosy leaps on a getting up Gun and knocks him in to the corner. Hemorage gets up and they both beat on him. Hemorage throws Gun over to Leprosy who gives him a spinning elbow. Leprosy picks him up and sets him up for a piledriver. Hemorage climbs to the top rope and they deliver a spiked power bomb. They both go for a cover, but Dave refuses to count. Leprosy gets off and Dave counts.1...2.kickout. Hemorage looks frustratingly at Dave. Gun charges Hemorage and bulldog’s him down. Gun picks up Leprosy and delivers a stun gun. Gun grabs Leprosy and rolls him up for a pin1...2..kickout. Hemorage leaps on Gun and kicks him in the gut. Hemorage and Leprosy spike powerbomb Gun down. Leprosy grabs a pin 1...2..kickout. Hemorage runs out to the audience and grabs a chair. Dave runs out to stop him. Hemorage walks right by him ignoring him.As Hemorage attempts to re-enter the ring Dave grabs him and pulls him back down. He admonishes him for grabbing the weapon. Back in the ring Leprosy hits Big Gun with a flying clothesline. Dave has his back to the ramp as Nurse Nancy comes down the aisle in the speeding ambulance. Hemorage leaps out of the way and Dave is pinned against the ring by the truck. Hemorage grabs Dave's ref shirt off his back, and quickly throws it on. He rolls under the ropes and into the ring where Leprosy is putting Big Gun into a Boston crab. Hemorage asks Big Gun to give up, but he refuses. Hemorage signals to ring the bell anyways but the time keeper refuses to listen. As Hemorage is busy arguing with the man, Big Gun uses all his strength to push himself up. Leprosy loses his grip and stumbles towards the ropes. Big Gun runs off the ropes and slams into Leprosy bashing him into Hemorage, who then falls onto the windshield of the ambulance, moving it backwards a little. Big Gun grabs Leprosy and hits him with a turnbuckle powerbomb. Suddenly Dave appears, struggling to get free from the ambulance. He leans into the ring and counts the pin. 1....2....3!
Winner - Big Gun
Main Event - Handicapped Electrocution barbed wire match
Mayhem vs Shao Tokyo and Spyder
(NIN’s “Terrilbe Lie’ is heard as the camera looks for Mayhem. Mayhem is spotted running down the isle to the ring. He climbs the side of the cage and poses in the corner.)
(The audience waits for Spyder and Shao Tokyo to arrive. A few minutes pass and nothing happens. The sounds of a monster truck is heard way in the background. It gets louder and all of a sudden it appears in the audience. It runs through the crowd with no regard for human life and stops in front of the ring. It revs it engines and rams the cage. The cage stays intact, but shakes wildly. Spyder and Shao Tokyo jump out and climb it’s hood to the cage wall and climb in.)
The combatants get in to the middle of the ring and the cage is turned on. Mayhem dives at Spyder and knee’s him in the gut. He then DDT’s him. He turns in to a kick to the face from Tokyo. Tokyo clamps on the dragon sleeper. Spyder starts pounding on Mayhem. Tokyo lets go and they both grab him do a two man bostin crab. Mayhem refuses to submit. They release and pick him up. They push him back, trying to push him against the electirfied wall. Mayhem resists. Mayhem ducks under and send them towards the cage wall. They both catch themselves before they hit. Mayhem charges Tokyo who back body drops him into Spyder’s arms who delivers a piledriver. They beat on Mayhem for a while longer. They pick up Mayhem and carry him towards the wall. The Blood Borne Gang appears from under the announce table and shut down the generator just as Mayhem hits. The BBG grabs the generator and throw it in the ring and hit Spyder and Tokyo with it. The BBG climbs the cage and leap in to the ring to defend Mayhem. Leprosy checks on Mayhem as Hemorage approaches Spyder and Tokyo. Leprosy helps Mayhem up. Mayhem thanks Leprosy and hits him with a clothesline. Hemorage turns around to see what is going on and is attacked by Spyder and Tokyo. They beat on them collectively as J.D Remorse and Boss Hog walk down the isle. They enter the cage and join in. All the wrestler do their finishers on the duo. J.D hands Mayhem his hardcore belt and Mayhem whips the two as they are being held on the mat. The ref tries to stop them, but he is held back by Boss Hog. All five men raise each other’s arms in victory and to show that this was all a plan to get to the BBG.
Result - No Contest
They all leave. Mayhem turns around and shoves the ref back and laughs. Mayhem moves to leave the ring, but is grabed by Leprosy. Leprosy rolls him up and the ref counts 123. Hemorage and Leprosy throw Mayhem out the door as the ref pulls the switch on the generator electrifying the cage.
New Hardcore Champ - Leprosy Jones
(The show goes off the air with the Klig standing outside the ring yelling at the Blood Borne Gang as the Gang stands in the electrified cage.)