( this weeks show will be brought to you from a high school gym. The wrestling
coach let us use the gym.)

Leprosy vs Cyrus Storm

The lights dim and the Titantron shows a storm on the screen.  
Then a pair of eyes appear as "Sickness"  by Disturbed begins to play.  Cyrus 
Storm and Black Jack Smith come out, Jack is swinging his cane around and 
smoking his cigar as they make they way down to the ring.  Cyrus enters and 
climbs the ropes and raises his fists to the fans.  He does the same to all 
the corners and then waits in the ring for the match to begin.

Breathe by prodigy hits the speakers. An ambulance comes 
screaming to the ring, sirens blaring and slams into the
ring. Leprosy Jones jumps out the back and dives in to the ring. 

Cyrus jumps at Leprosy with a super kick knocking him down. 
Cyrus gives a knee drop to the head. He attempts another, but misses.
Leprosy grabs Cyrus’s nose and tries to rip it off as the ref asks him if he
submits. Leprosy winds up and nails Cyrus with a hard right hand. 
Cyrus rolls out of the ring to see his manager black jack and check
on his nose. He rolls back in and is met with a neck only suplex. 
Leprosy grabs Cyrus with the Iron Claw. Cyrus struggles away and
gets to his feet. Cyrus turns around and clotheslines Leprosy.  
He stands him up and gives a sharp russian leg sweep. He then
picks him up and places him on the top rope. He taunts the crowd and
delivers a top rope suplex. He dashes to the other turnbuckle and jumps off
with the five star splash. 1...2....he picks leprosy up by his head and delivers
a pedigree. Cyrus grabs Leprosy’s legs and gives the sharpshooter. He pulls
the move in tight. Suddenly he wrenches back and falls back. He looks in
his right arm to see Leprosy’s amputated foot. He rolls out of the ring
in disgust and tosses his cookies all over our great fans. Causing a chain 
reaction, where by all the fans blow chunks filling the gym with vomit. 
Leprosy in the ring, has nurse Nancy sew it back on. 

result - No contest

Hemorage vs Hardcore Stuart - Death match

Hardcore’s theme ‘sweet child of mine’ comes on the speakers as hardcore
attempts to enter through the audience. He turns around, goes through the back 
and come down the ramp. As he passes by the ambulance the back door swings
opens and Hemorage jumps out with a defibrillator and shocks Stuart down to the 
floor shaking. Leprosy limps over and they strap him to a stretcher. They run him 
down in to the hall ways. They take him screaming to shop class. The door closes
and the camera refuses to follow. Stuart stumbles out of the room covered head 
to toe with splinters. Hemorage follows and smashes Stuarts head through a locker.
. Stuart is taken and stuffed into a locker. Hemorage and Leprosy grab a caulking
gun and seal all the side shut. They then tip it over against a water fountain and slowly
fill it with water. They walk back to the ring where the prez is waiting with the title.

Dave - You seem to have won this death match, but I have to say that beating Hardcore 
Stuart was great, but not good enough. You see Hardcore hasn’t won a match since he
started here. This is the one and only death title in all of wrestling e-wrestling and otherwise.
You don’t get such a prestigious belt by beating a man who has never won a match.
You’ll have to beat some one, anyone, more high calibre than that. Till then the belt is 
not yours. 

Winner - Hemorage Henderson 

Main event 

Emerico & Valain vs Super Sophie & Kevin Flare 30 foot cell

The cell is lowered from the ceiling covering the ring. Control by puddle of mud
comes on and Super Sophie appears at the top of the ramp obviously upset by
the loss of her friend. She runs down to the ring with her head down. Kevin Flare’s
theme “No More Tears” follows as he struts down the isle behind Sophie looking 
as confident as always. Death to all who stand in our way is heard over the arena
as the light dim and Emerico and Valain come down the isle ready to partake in
the match that they invented and made popular. All combatants enter the ring
as the crew sets up the weapons on the side of the cage. Sophie walks over to one
of them and asks where the ladder is. He shakes his head so she tells him to fetch one.
The crew man runs down to the back as the others exit the ring. The bell rings to
start the match. The heated rivals of Emerico and Sophie lock up and Sophie delivers 
a hip toss. Emerico just smiles as he gets back to his feet. He stalks Sophie and as he
attempts to jump at her she leaps at him in position for a hurricarana. Emerico slams
her down hard with a power bomb. He picks her up throws her against the ropes and delivers
a hard boot to the face. Emerico then runs to the side of the cage and grabs a bat. He runs
at Sophie and clobbers her across the head with it. He then proceeds to pound her on the mat
with the bat. Emerico points the bat at Flare and laughs. Sophie low blows Emerico. Sophie
then gives a reverse DDT to Emerico as the crew man comes back with the ladder. Sophie motions
for him to bring it in to the cage. He does so and sets in up in the corner and runs off. Sophie 
walks over to the ladder ready to move it, but Valain comes from behind and slams her head 
in to the ladder. Valain then kicks at her hard before going back to her corner. Sophie jumps 
over to her corner and tags in Flare. Flare runs at a crawling Emerico and drops on his knee
before he can get to his corner. He drags him back to the middle of the ring and clamps on the
Deathlock. Valain runs in and nails Flare breaking the hold. Together they pound on Flare 
delivering a spiked power bomb. Valain hears a slaming noise and looks up to see Sophie on
top of the cage! She taunts valain in to joining her up there. Valain grabs a leather strap from 
the cage and climbs the ladder. As she reaches the top both her and Sophie manage to tear an 
opening in the wire mesh. Sophie grabs Valain’s hair and pulls her up to the top. They fight 
wildly on the cage while the men duke it out inside. Emerico sets up a table and drops Flare 
through with a power bomb. He attempts a pin 1...2...kickout. Seeing that Flare is bloody, broken
but still not giving up he turns to the battle up top. He quickly climbs the cage and reaches through
to grab Sophie’s foot. This distracts her letting Valain get a drop kick on Sophie. Emerico 
barks out orders to Valain telling her to throw Sophie off the cage. Valain complies and 
grabs Sophie and throws her off the side on to the cement below. Emerico orders Valain 
to dive off after her. Valain shakes her head in uncertainty. Emerico yells louder. An uncetain
Valain steps to the edge and timidly falls off landing on Sophie out side. Valain lays on 
Sophie as the ref counts 1...2.....3!

winners Emerico and Valain

Aftermath:

Emerico stands with his arms raised and Flare attacks him from behind. Emerico is pressed
up against the cage getting pounded on. Emerico manages to grab a pair of hand cuffs from the
cage and slam them into Flare’s head. He then looks at the cuffs, gets an
evil grin. He drags Flare over to the cage and hand cuff his bloody carcass
to the metal. Emerico grabs a 2 X 4 from the cage and repeatedly slams Flare
untill the board breaks in half. He then takes another bat and beats on the 
defenceless Flare as the officials attempt to pull him off. Emerico steps back
and raises his hand high as the crowd boos him loudly.