(This weeks show starts off with the owner walking down the hallway in the back. He is looking distraught. He walks up to Emerico’s dressing room door and knocks loudly.) Emerico - Yes?! Dave - I need to talk to you about what you did to my son Shame. What was your reasoning behind that brutal attack to him and those two security guards? Emerico - We do as we please to whomever we please. We don’t need to explain our self to you. Dave - Oh I think you do! You see Emerico I’ve always been good to you. When you signed on a while back I took you on and gave you a chance. I GAVE YOU an Intercontinental title shot. I GAVE YOU the crazy match types you asked for. I GAVE YOU a chance to be in the tournament for the world title. And for all I did you attack my son Shame. You see Emerico Alexander Stone, my faith in you and your hard work have made you what you are today. They have taken you from being a mid-carder in other leagues to main event calibre here. So don’t forget who made you, and thus who could break you. (Dave walks off as Emerico stands there with an evil look in his eyes. The shot cuts to a group of referees cornering the Swedish Chef and the Polish Sausage.) Polish Sausage - We don’t want to fight here tonight or ever. We’re not wrestlers we just came on one show to help Leprosy make fun of the Norwegian Underdog. The opportunity to pin him and take a CWA title was just to tempting and easy. Swedish Chef - Ya ya hurna smurna pinny pinny, winny winny. Official - You guys have to fight! Your scheduled in a title match. (Rage approaches.) Rage - Let me take care of this. (Rage attacks the duo as Leprosy Jones runs from the back and joins in. The hardcore title match has begun.) Hardcore Title Match Rage (Champion) vs Leprosy Jones vs The Swedish Chef and The Polish Sausage Leprosy nails Rage from behind with a chair. He stalks the chef and sausage in to a boiler room. Rage jumps Leprosy from behind. Rage hits a belly to back suplex. Rage grabs a ladder and slams it on to Leprosy. Rage sets it up behind Leprosy and climbs about mid way. Leprosy stumbles to his feet and it hit by Rage with a flying clothesline. he goes for the pin 1...2..kickout. Rage stands up and is hit with a metal bar by the Sausage. Rage shrugs it off and gives the Sausage and evil look. The Sausage dashes off. Rage turns to give chase but Leprosy grabs his foot. Rage soccer kicks Leprosy in the face. Rage picks up Leprosy and delivers a double underhook suplex. Rage sets up the ladder next to Leprosy’s laying body. Rage climbs to the top ready to leap when all of a sudden the Chef and Sausage push over the ladder. Rage falls to the concrete. They attempt a pin. 1.... 2....kickout. Rage stands up with (What else) rage in his eyes. Rage is hit by Leprosy with a glass plane. Leprosy nails Rage with a neck only suplex. Leprosy stands up and is hit with the ladder by the Chef and Sausage. Rage stands up, grabs Leprosy and slides him under one of the boilers on his back. Rage turns to the Chef and Sausage and they run off in fear. Rage grabs the ladder, sets it up next to the hot boiler and climbs to the top. Rage places his hand on the steaming boiler as it singes his skin. With Leprosy underneath this counts as a pin. 1.... 2 Rage - COUNT DAMN IT COUNT!!!! 3 Winner and still hardcore champ - Rage (Rage peels his hand off the boiler as Hemorage comes by and yanks Leprosy out from under the boiler. Leprosy is quite burned.) Second bout Hemorage Henderson vs Norwegian Underdog (The hardcore theme comes on the speakers as the Norwegian Underdog walks out to the ring to a round of boos from the audience. The Underdog slides into the ring and makes gestures to his waist implying that he wants a belt.) (Hemorage is seen backstage with Leprosy Jones lying on a gurney behind the ambulance. ) Hemorage - I can’t leave you here like this. I’,m gonna call off tonight's match. I’ll give him the win. Leprosy - You can’t! You have to fight! Hemorage all these people want to see you fight the Norwegian Underdog here tonight. You have to fight him because we both know you can defeat him easily and giving him the win here tonight is just not right. This is one of those times where the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few. (Hemorage has an uncertain look on his face.) Leprosy - Hemorage, you are now and forever shall be.....my friend. Live long and prosper. Hemorage - Your right! I’ll do it. (Hemorage throws the gurney into the back, slams the door and dashes to the driver seat. In the arena the sirens are heard just before the ambulance comes blasting through the back, down the isle and slamming in to the ring knocking down the Underdog and the ref.) Hemorage enters the ring and ducks a clothesline from the Underdog. Hemorage gives Underdog the face claw. Underdog fights the hold before dropping to the mat. Underdog kicks Hemorage in the groin forcing him to release the hold. The Underdog throws Hemorage off the ropes and give him a spine buster. The Underdog then gives him a crippler cross face. Hemorage struggles with the hold. Hemorage holds on and slowly crawls to the ropes. Hemorage grabs the ropes. The Underdog refuses to release the hold. He does so just before the count of five. The Underdog picks up Hemorage and goes for a northern lights suplex. Hemorage elbows Underdog breaking the hold. Hemorage turns and chokes Underdog to the ground. The ref counts five and threatens Hemorage with disqualification. Hemorage releases the hold. Hemorage picks up Underdog and give him a swinging neck breaker. Hemorage places Underdog in a seated position and twist his neck. Underdog refuses to submit. Hemorage releases the hold. Hemorage picks up Underdog by his neck. Underdog throws Hemorages arms back and delivers a haymaker knocking Hemorage to the mat. Underdog gives Hemorage a Mafia kick to further damage him. Underdog throws Hemorage off the ropes looking for a tilt-a-whirl-slam, but Hemorage dives at him with a double leg take down. Hemorage grabs Underdog’s legs and turns him over in a walls of Jericho type hold, but steps on his head to make it his “Cranial Fracture” hold. Underdo fights the hold, but eventually falls unconscious. The ref calls for the bell. Winner - Hemorage Henderson Falls count anywhere submission match with special guest referee Black Jack`Smith Cyrus vs Big Gun (The combatants leave the ring as the lights dim. A Storm appears on the screen as “Sickness” by Disturbed plays. Cyrus and his manager Black Jack appear and walk down the isle. Black Jack is smoking his usual cigar and swinging his cane. Cyrus enters the rings and climbs the turnbuckle. He raises his fists to the crowd and proceeds to do so to all corners.) (Then AC/DC's Big Gun comes on over the pa's equipment and Big Gun's movie on the tron comes on..... It is still dark as Blue,Green,Red and Purple light's flash in sequence's as explosions go off either side of the stage for the first dual drum beat's, then again with the second dual drum beats then again with the third dual drum beats and once again after that. The song is well into the singing when Big Gun steps out onto the stage wearing a vest and a pair of sunglasses. Then as the chorus starts up a masive range of Blue fireworks go off across the front of the stage, then the arena lights come back on revealing Big Gun to the audience as he throw's his arms up and start's yelling out to the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the stage. He get's to the stage and roll's under the bottom rope into the ring and heads for the far right turnbuckle and throw's his arms up to the crowd before leaping off and doing the same with the far left turnbuckle.) Black Jack checks both men and then calls for the bell to start the match. Cyrus clotheslines Gun down. Gun leaps back to his feet and they circle each other. They lock up. Cyrus attempts a Russian leg sweep, but it is countered into a Russian leg sweep by Gun. Gun follows it up with a flowing DDT. Gun goes for a belly to belly suplex, but it is countered with a number of headbutts. Cyrus lays out Gun with a hurricanrana. Cyrus takes Gun’s leg and drops the knee on to it time and time again. Cyrus grabs the leg and gives a half crab. Gun holds on. Cyrus eventually releases the hold and goes back to work on the leg. Cyrus attempts a figure four, but it is countered in to a rolling leg lock. Gun pulls back on the leg. Cyrus refuses to submit. Cyrus breaks the hold with a thumb in the eye. Cyrus rolls to the outside and grabs a chair. He challenges Gun to come to the outside. Gun leaps the top rope with a cross body block. Gun pounds on Cyrus. Gun takes Cyrus and throws him in to the crowd. Gun follows, but in the confusion is met with a drop kick knocking him back, but not off his feet. Cyrus attempt a second, but Gun swerves it and Cyrus lands on the concrete. Gun is handed a plastic Emerico skull by a fan and he smashes is over Cyrus’s head. Cyrus stumbles back and looks for a weapon of his own. Cyrus grabs a foam finger and hits Gun with it ,but it does no damage. Gun grabs Cyrus and launches him into a group of chairs. Black Jack gets between Gun and Cyrus and pretends to reprimand Gun for something. Gun tries to move around Black Jack, but eventually has to shove him off to get to Cyrus. He approaches Cyrus, but is double axe handled in the back by an audience member. The audience member throws back his hood to reveal Emericano. Cyrus and Emericano beat on Gun. Gun fights back, and manages to throw Cyrus over the railing. Gun gives Emericano his new move the “Big Gun Stunner”. Gun climbs over the railing and beats on Cyrus. Black Jack grabs his cane and bashes Gun in the back of the head with it. Dr. Channard comes running down the isle. Black Jack dives out of the way as Channard helps Gun up. Gun thanks Channard just before Channard clotheslines him back down. Dr. Channard rolls Gun back in to the ring as Black Jack, Emericano and Cyrus gather together and follow him in. They all beat on him. Channard opens up the case he brought with him to the ring and pulls out a massive cutter. The others hold down Gun as Dr. Channard wraps the cutter around Gun’s leg he slowly begins to squeeze as blood flows down the side of Gun’s leg. Rage blasts down the isle with the monkey wrench and smashes Emericano, Cyrus and Dr, Channard with it. They all run out of the ring holding their injuries. Rage takes to a knee to tend to Gun. Channard, still with his cutter, sneaks in to the ring from behind and slams the handle in to the back of the head of Rage with it. He goes for a pin and Black Jack runs in and counts 123. New Hardcore champ - Dr.Channard (Gun gets to his feet and takes the wrench and swings it at the two. They all run off. Gun turns to Rage who has just gotten to his feet and extends his hand. Rage takes it and raises it to the crowd. They crowd pops loudly for the new duo.) (A car pulls up in to the parking lot. Macho Polo steps out and looks around for Emerico. He goes to the back seat and drags out the sack containing Valain. Macho runs to the arena.) Main Event - Battle for Valain Macho Polo vs Emerico (The lights dim and turn green. The tron shows an entire city on fire. A cold chilling voice is heard “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Pyro’s blast from either side as Emerico rises up from the ramp with a skull in his left hand. He walks to isle and in to the ring.) (“Macho Man” by the Village people plays. Macho comes down the isle with Valain in a sack and the Intercontinental belt on his waist. He places her in his corner and carefully enters the ring.) Macho fixes his hair. They charge at each other and Macho ducks under and runs to the turnbuckle to work the crowd. He points out his enormous crowd response to Emerico. Emerico runs at Macho and boots him in the face. Emerico throw Macho off the ropes and delivers a tilt a whirl slam. Emerico grabs a laying Macho by the throat and picks him for a chokeslam. Macho rolls away. Macho delivers some hard right hands. Macho slams Emerico to the mat. Macho stomps away on Emerico. Emerico grabs Macho’s foot, stands up and is hit with a enziguri. Macho gives Emerico a camel clutch. Emerico fights the hold and proceeds to stand up with Macho on his back. Emerico drops back on Macho. Emerico turns around and mounts Macho for some rights and lefts. Emerico picks up Macho and sets him up for an Emerico bomb. Macho back body drops Emerico. Macho runs to the outside of the ring, grabs his belt and starts walking down the isle. He sees Emerico getting up and starts running. Emerico goes to chase, but stays back. The ref counts ten and Macho is counted out. Winner by countout - Emerico (Emerico grabs the sack containing Valain and opens it up. She dives out and hugs Emerico. Emerico holds her for a minute, whispers something in her ear and they run off to the back.) (We see Macho in the parking lot about to get in to his car.) Macho - I don’t need her, she’s just another bitch to me. I can have as many as I want, she means nothing to me. (Just as Macho is about to get in to his car he jumps back. A hummer smashes through his car. The hummer backs up and continues to bash Macho’s car till it’s turned to scrap.) Macho - MY JAG!!! Valain (Leaning out the window.) TAXI!!!!