(This weeks show opens with a shot of Dave sitting at his desk. The camera approaches his desk as he sits back ready to speak.)

Dave - I would like to address you all on the issue of RAGE and his standing with this company. It seems word has been going around lately that Friday was not his last day and he will return. These reports are false. RAGE lost a retirement match to Hemorage on Friday and thus was fired. All stipulations in matches are to be taken seriously. This is no exception. Thank you for your time.

(The shot goes back to the ring where the opening match is about to begin.)

Macho Polo vs Leprosy Jones

( “Macho Man” by The Village People plays a Macho Polo struts down the isle to the ring. He gets in the ring and taunts the crowd. He makes gestures to his waist referring to the Intercontinental title.)

(Sirens are heard just before the ambulance comes screaming down the isle and slams into the ring. Leprosy Jones smashes through the windshield and into the ring.)

Macho charges Leprosy with a clothesline knocking him to the mat. Macho grabs Leprosy and slams him back down. Macho takes Leprosy in position for a shoulder breaker and lands it hard. Macho pounds on the fallen Leprosy just before he picks him up again. Leprosy bits Macho’s face. Macho punches Leprosy back. Macho goes to his corner to check on his face. Leprosy comes from behind and delivers an elbow to the back of the head. Leprosy janks back on Macho’s head and clamps on a dragon sleeper. Macho fights the hold. Macho refuses to give up. Macho reaches back and rakes the eyes of Leprosy. Macho rolls to the side and uses the ropes to get up. Leprosy German suplexes Macho for a pin. 1...2...kickout. Macho nails Leprosy with a rising clothesline. Macho grabs Leprosy by the hair and throws him in the corner. Macho gives him five charging elbows in the corner. Macho Irish whips Leprosy to the opposite corner. Macho charges Leprosy in the corner. Leprosy leaps to the top rope to avoid Macho. Macho goes slamming into the corner. Leprosy grabs Macho’s head and delivers a tornado DDT. Leprosy runs to the top rope and dives off with a splash. 1..2...kickout. Leprosy grabs the fallen Macho and gives him the neck only suplex. Leprosy takes Macho and Irish whips him off the ropes. Leprosy attempts a back body drop, but Macho stops in time and catches Leprosy in a fisherman’s suplex. Leprosy grabs Macho’s leg as he lifts causing Macho to fall back and Leprosy to get a roll up.1..2...3

(Dave is walking through the hall way when he is approached by Big Gun and Mayhem.)

Gun - I heard you announcement just now about RAGE.

Dave - Yes, I wanted to clear things up.

Gun - Well that’s great, but RAGE was part of a ....umm......plan Mayhem and I had.

Dave - Oh, how so?

Gun - We don’t want to say anything right now, let’s just say it will help you deal with all the dissention going on around here.

Dave - Well, now that does interest me, but RAGE was released and frankly I didn’t like his attitude to begin with.

Mayhem - We know that, but we were just wondering if there was any way we could bring him back and we could watch him and keep him under control.

Dave - This offer sounds tempting, but he was retired last week and I am a man of my word. If a stipulation is added to a match here I would like to think that people will believe that it is final.

Gun - Listen man, that retirement match was a little shady. Under the circumstances, I think you can make an exception.

Dave - I really don’t want to go back on my word, but if you two say that it will help with all the problems

I am having with the roster than so be it. In fact I will do one better, I will put him in a match. A pre - PPV match against the CWA’s newest prospect The High Flying Machine.

Mayhem and Gun - That’s great thanks.

Dave- And one last thing. Mayhem your bunch is quite rowdy, but you Gun seem to have your head on a little straighter so I am giving the responsibility of RAGE to you. He’s yours to keep under control.

Gun - No problem, consider it done.

Dave - Now if you’ll excuse me....

(Dave walks off as Gun and Mayhem high five each other.)

sWo vs Mr. Blood and Dr. Channard

(“Waffle” by Sevendust plays as the Norwegian Underdog and Sven make their way to the ring. They are wearing their sWo T-shirts. They are accompanied by the chickens.)

(Drills and people screaming comes on the speakers as Dr. Channard and Mr.s Blood walk down the isle. Blood as carrying his case with all his tools in it. )

Channard and Nordog start off the match. Nordog goes for a sidesuplex, but Channard elbow him in the head. Channard pounds on Nordog. Channard throws Nordog off the ropes and powerslams him to the mat. Channard grabs Nordog in a head lock and tags in Blood. Blood goes to the top rope and comes off with an elbow to the kidney. Blood shoves Nordog in the corner as him and Channard beat on him. Blood grabs Nordog by the hair and carries him to the middle of the ring. Nordog gives him a punch to the stomach. Nordog lifts Blood up for a Gorilla press. Blood tries to crawl to his corner, but Nordog grabs hims leg and pulls him to his corner. Nordog tags Sven in. Sven drops an elbow on the fallen Blood. Sven grabs Blood in a double arm hook and tiger bombs him down. Sven holds on for a pin 1...2...kickout. Blood gets up and runs for his corner. Sven catches him and holds him in a sleeper hold. Blood slowly falls unconscious. The ref checks Blood. He raises his hand once, twice and on the third Channard charges and breaks the hold. The ref pushes Channard back. Sven takes Blood and places him in a sharpshooter. Nordog climbs to the top and elbow drops Blood to the back of the head. Sven goes for a pin 1..2...Channard breaks the hold. The ref tries to get Channard out, but Channard grabs Blood and drags him over to his corner. Channard climbs out, reaches in and tags a beaten Blood. Sven runs at the entering Channard, but gets a spinning back breaker. Channard stomps on Sven. Channard chokeslams Sven to the mat. Nordog runs in, but Channard gives him a two handed chokeslam. Channard grabs Nordog and throws him over the top rope. Channard takes Sven and sets him up for his “Doctor Bomb”. Macho Polo runs down the isle. Channard walks over to the ropes, but his foot is grabbed by Macho. Macho trips him with Sven on top. 1...2...kickout. Channard gets up and clotheslines Sven. Channard powerbombs Sven inside the ring. Channard goes for a pin. The ref is occupied with Macho. Channard gets up and is kicked in the back of the head by a mysterious man coming down from the rafters. The masked man super kicks Channard. The mystery partner whips Channard to a recovering Nordog who drops him with his “Swedish Fireball”. The mystery man runs off. Sven gets a pin. 1...2....3

( All four of them(Nordog, Sven, Mystery and Macho) walk off celebrating their victory. Macho brings them out back where the Norwegian bikini team are in a hot tub in the back of a stretch limo. They all climb in and drive away.)

(Herman catches up to the High Flying Machine in back.)

Herman - say welcome to the CWA. How do you feel about your first match ever aganist Rage?

HFM - Don't know much about him, but I am going to the PPVto show everyone what I can do to my opponent. It's too bad that Rage is my first example, but thats how life is.

Herman - He has won four matches out of nine. So he does what it takes too win. You seem cocky today, how come?

HFM - I'm not over confidant because that can hurt you badly.

Herman - Well good luck .

Emerico, Emericano, Cyrus and a mystery tag partner vs Big Gun, Mayhem and Doom

(“Chop Suey” By System Of a Down comes on the speakers as Shao Tokyo runs down the isle. He is wearing a new mask for obvious reasons.)

(The crowd waits in anticipation to see who his opponent is. An entire city burning is shown on the tron. The crowd pops. Tokyo looks worried in the ring. “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA”. Emerico arises from the ground with a skull in hand. He walks down the isle. He waists no time getting in to the ring and charging Tokyo.)

Tokyo ducks a clothesline from Emerico and kicks him in the back of the head. Emerico drops to a knee. Tokyo runs in front and kicks Emerico right in the face. Tokyo drops a corkscrew leg drop on to Emerico. Tokyo leaps to the top rope and jumps off with the “Emerald Fusion”. He goes for a pin 1...2kickout. Tokyo runs off the ropes, but Emerico grabs him and spinebusters him to the mat. Emerico goes for his “Emerico Bomb” and goes for a pin 1...2....3.

(Mayhem’s theme comes on the speakers as Emerico watches the ramp for him. Mayhem comes out of the crowd and jumps Emerico from behind. Mayhem grabs Emerico in an inverted DDT. Mayhem jumps to the top and drops with a senton splash. Mayhem takes Emerico and rolls him up in a small package 1...2..kickout. Mayhem takes Emerico and goes for a piledriver. Emerico counters it wit a back body drop. Emerico grabs Mayhem and snap suplexes him down. Emerico tombstone piledrivers him. Emerico goes for a pin 1...2..kickout. Emerico throws Mayhem off the ropes and gieves him a boot to the face. Emerico runs off the opposite ropes, but his foot is grabbed by Tokyo. Emerico turns to Tokyo. Emerico reaches out for Tokyo. Tokyo spews a green mist into the eyes of Emerico. Emerico turns, blinded, to Mayhem who gives him the “Remorse”. Mayhem goes for a pin 1..2....3

(Emerico clears his eyes as he rolls out of the ring. He gets out and sees Tokyo walking up the ramp. He charges Tokyo and clobers him. Emerico beats on Tokyo all the way to the back. Emericano passes them on his way to the ring. Emericano enters the ring.)

Emericano faces off against Mayhem. Mayhem grabs Emericano and knees him in the gut. Mayhem gives Emericano a belly to belly suplex. Mayhem locks on an ankle lock. Emericano crawls to the ropes. Emericano reaches and grabs the ropes. Mayhem breaks the hold. Emericano spears Mayhem. Emericano snap powerbombs Mayhem down. Emericano goes for a sharpshooter. Mayhem blocks it. Mayhem throws Emericano back. Mayhem jumps to his feet. Emericano double leg takes down Mayhem. Emericano climbs on top and pounds him. Emericano sets up Mayhem on the top rope and gives him a top rope frankensteiner. Emericano goes for a pin1...2...kickout. Emericano takes Mayhem and sets him up for a running powerbomb. Mayhem punches Emericano and hurricanrana’s him. Mayhem DDT’s Emericano. Mayhem climbs to the top and leaps off with a senton splash. Emericano moves and Mayhem lands hard on his back. Emericano goes to the top rope and leaps off with the “Emericano Death Drop”. 1...2...3

(“Chop Suey” plays as Spyder dashes down the isle and slides into the ring.)

Emericano jumps on top of Spyder. Emericano elbow drops Spyder. Emericano puts Spyder in a camel clutch. Emericano breaks the hold after a short time and stomps away on Spyder. Spyder rolls away. Emericano follows. Spyder leaps to his feet and gives Emericano a neck drop suplex. Spyder stands Emericano up and hits him with a enziguri kick. Spyder climbs to the top rope and connects with a 450’ splash. 1...2...3

( The mystery man comes down the isle. He stands approximately 6”4 and is wearing black sweat with a black mask.)

The mystery man enters the ring. Spyder and him lock up. Mystery gets a head lock. Mystery whips Spyder to the mat. Mystery pounds on Spyder. Mystery picks up Spyder and gives him a gut wrench suplex. Mystery sets up Spyder for a brainbuster. He drops him hard. Mystery goes for a pin 1...2..shoulder up. Mystery grabs Spyder, but Spyder leg sweeps him. Spyder leaps on to the top rope. Mystery falls on the ropes causing Spyder to fall. Mystery throws Spyder off with a bely to belly suplex. Mystery then drops Spyder in a pedigree and goes for a pin 1...2...3

(Big Gun’s theme hits as the crowd pops. Gun runs to the ring and jumps at the mystery man.)

Big Gun spears Mystery. Gun takes Mystery and gives him a shoulder breaker. Gun goes to powerbomb Mystery, but Mystery hurricanranas him. Mystery throws Gun out of the ring. Mystery grabs a chair, charges Gun and slams him with it. Mystery grabs Gun and piledrivers him on to the chair. Mystery sets up Gun on the table and goes to the top rope. Mystery dives off with a swanton splash. He misses. Gun rolls into the ring holding his neck as Mystery lays in the wreckage. The ref counts 1...2..3..4..5...6..7.8.9.10

(Cyrus runs into the ring and attacks the wounded Gun.)

Cyrus drops Gun with a neck breaker. Cyrus stunner’s Gun. Cyrus stands on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Cyrus puts Gun in a crippler cross face pulling on Gun’s injured neck. Gun refuses to submit. Gun reaches back with one hand and rakes the eyes of Cyrus. Cyrus grabs Gun and sets him up on the top rope. Cyrus climbs up with him and attempts a superplex. Gun conters with a top rope “Riot Slam” 1..2...3

(As Big Gun celebrates Cyrus attacks him. All the participants of the match run in and brawl.)