( This weeks show starts off with the owner and commissioner sitting in his office.)

Jaceon - So your really leaving?!

Dave - Well not forever. I’m just going on a little vacation. I’ll write you guys every once and a while. Till I return the ship is yours.

Jaceon - So where’s your first destination?

Dave - Well to start I’m going to the zoo to see the animals and the match. From there, I don’t know. I’ll just point to a destination and go.

(With that Dave puts on a straw hat, buttons up a Hawaiian shirt, grabs a suit case and leaves.)

Jaceon - The ship is mine. Hehehehehehe.

BBG vs L.N.L

(L.N.L come walking down the isle. The End is wearing the NBW Blood Title. The End hops the top rope as Kurt rolls under the bottom. )

(As the L.N.L poses in the ring, the sounds of sirens is heard. It slowly gets louder before an ambulance comes blasting through the curtain, down the isle and goes slamming into the ring. Both Hemorage and Leprosy come smashing through the windshield and into the ring.)

The End and Hemorage start it off for their teams. The End grabs Hemorage in a belly to belly suplex. The End follows it up with a charging headbutt. The End grabs a stunned Hemorage in position for a chokeslam, but Hemorage lowblows The End and makes the tag to Leprosy. Leprosy drop kicks The End in the jaw. The End stumbles back, but stays on his feet. Hemorage runs in and they both double drop kick him out of the ring. Kurt walks over to The End as they regroup. Hemorage picks up Leprosy in a gorilla press and drops him on to L.N.L. They catch him. Hemorage launches himself over the top and on to the group knocking them all down. Hemorage runs and grabs two chairs. He throws one to Leprosy and they both slam them in to the heads of their recovering opponents. Hemorage and Leprosy double powerbomb Kurt through the announce table and throw The End into the ring. Hemorage goes to his corner as Leprosy slides into the ring. Leprosy sets up The End for a piledriver and drops him on to the mat. Leprosy leaps to the top rope and jumps off with a splash. 1...2...kickout. Leprosy picks upthe End by the hair and pulls him over to his turnbuckle. Leprosy tags in Hemorage and then proceeds to bite The End’s head. Hemorage leaps off the top rope with a cannonball. Hemorage grabs a nerve hold on the End. The End fight the hold. The End counters with an elbow to the gut. The End picks up Hemorage in a military press and drops him on the mat. The End makes a hot tag to Kurt Kurt runs in and clotheslines Hemorage. Kurt puts Hemorage in a dragon sleeper hold. Hemorage stuggles to get out of the hold, but can’t. Hemorage slowly gets weaker as the ref checks him. Leprosy charges in and breaks the hold. The ref forces Leprosy out of the ring as Kurt and the End double team Hemorage. Kurt puts Hemorage back in the dragon sleeper. Hemorage again fights the hold. Hemorage slowly gets weaker. Hemorage reaches back and kicks Kurt in the head. Hemorage slowly tries to crawl over to his corner. Kurt shakes his head and grabs Hemorage’s foot, pulling him back into the his corner. Kurt tags in The End. Leprosy runs in and attacks both team members. Hemorage rolls away. Leprosy fights Kurt out of the ring. Hemorage charges The End, but the End turns around and catches him in “The End” sky high and goes for a pin. 1....2....3

(A camera and a ref go running to the back of the arena. They go around back to see HFM and Macho fighting it out in the parking lot. )

High Flying Machine vs Macho Polo

Macho shoves HFM back into his car. Macho picks up HFM in position for a body slam. Macho takes him to the roof of the car and slams him off. Macho dives off with an elbow. Macho goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Macho takes HFM and slams him against a wall. Macho punches and kicks at HFM. Macho turns around and rips off the bumper of his car. Macho beats down HFM with it. Macho gets into his car and starts it up. Macho backs up and slams it into drive headed straight for HFM who is standind, stunned, against a wall. HFM moves just in time and Macho goes slamming into the wall. HFM opens Macho’s door and reclines the seat back. He crawls on top and gets a pin 1...2...3

(The sWo run out and double clothesline the HFM. They beat viciously on him. Sven takes Macho and drapes him across HFM. 1...2....3

Winner and once again Hardcore Champ - Macho Polo

Damage Inc. vs sWo

(“Bodies” by Drowning Pool comes on the speakers as RAGE and Big Gun appear at the top of the ramp. They look out in to the crowd at the huge reception they are receiving. They walk the isle and enter the ring. They each get on an opposite turnbuckle and work the crowd.)

(The sWo’s theme hits the speakers as they rush down the isle from the very back where they were just helping Macho. They dash down the isle and enter the ring.)

Nordog tackles Gun. Nordog beats on Gun, before he picks him up and power lifts him over his head. Nordog takes Gun down with a dragon suplex and gets a pin 1..2..kickout. Nordog turns and grabs Gun. Gun takes Nordog on his shoulder and drops him down with a spinebuster. Gun gives Nordog a fist drop. Gun shoves Nordog in his corner and tags RAGE. RAGE climbs the top rope and drops Nordog in an off the top rope DDT. RAGE stomps away on Nordog. RAGE takes Nordog down with a falcon arrow and gets a pin 1...2.kickout. RAGE picks up Nordog, but Nordog gets a stunner. Nordog runs to his corner and makes the tag. Sven runs along the apron and jumps in the ring with a spring board cross body. Gun tries to run in, but Sven super kicks him back out. Sven turns around and takes RAGE up in a DVD. Sven drops him. Gun recovers and runs back in. Nordog tries the same, but the ref stops him. Gun is caught with a drop toe hold by Sven. As Sven gets back to his feet RAGE catches him with a northern lights suplex. Gun and RAGE double arm lock Sven and slam his head repeatedly into the turnbuckle. The ref forces Gun out of the ring. RAGE throws Sven off the ropes and catches him in his “Road Rage”. He goes for a pin 1...2..Nordog breaks the pin. The ref forces Nordog out of the ring. RAGE sidewalk slams Sven to the mat. RAGE goes to throw Sven off the ropes, but Sven reverses and sends RAGE into Gun, knocking Gun off the apron. RAGE turns around and goes for a clothesline. Sven ducks and Nordog runs in and catches RAGE in the “Swedish Fireball” Fallaway slam. Sven gets the pin 1..2...3

Wild Thing (W/Angel Jones) vs Cyrus (W/Black Jack)

(The lights dim. A storm is shown on the tron. Eyes appear over it as “Sickness” by Disturbed plays. Cyrus appears at the top of the ramp with Black Jack’ Smith. Black Jack is smoking his cigar and waving his cane. They walk the isle and Cyrus enters the ring. He stands on the turnbuckle and shows off the belt.)

(“Wild Thing” by Jimmy Hendrix plays as Wild Thing and Angel come down the isle. They both give the crowd “W” shapes with their hands. Wild Thing enters the ring and is immediately attacked by Cyrus. )

Cyrus thrust kicks Wild Thing in the back of the head. Cyrus places Wild Thing in the corner with his back to him and gives him a number of kidney shots. Cyrus school boys Wild Thing for a pin. 1...2..kickout. Cyrus kicks Wild Thing in the gut. Cyrus Irish whips Wild Thing off the ropes, but Wild Thing gets a thez press. Wild Thing beats on Cyrus. Wild Thing throws Cyrus off the ropes and runs off the opposite. Wild Thing drop kicks Cyrus. Wild Thing bounces off the ropes, but his foot is caught by Black Jack. Angel runs at Black Jack, chases him around the ring and up the ramp. Wild Thing turns around and is caught with a hurricanrana. Cyrus leaps to the top and jumps off with a five star frog splash. Cyrus grabs Wild Things legs and locks them in a sharp shooter completing the move he calls the “Perfect Storm”. Wild Thing fights the hold. Wild Thing fights, but is forced to submit

(Cyrus takes the belt and start whipping Wild Thing with it. Big Gun runs in from the back and Cyrus dives out. Cyrus leaves as Big Gun attends to Wild Thing.)

(On the Tron a vacant arena is shown. The crowd waits in anticipation for the empty arena match. Five minutes go by. Ten minutes go by. Mr. Blood finally appears and calls for the camera man to come to the back. The camera man obliges. He finds Channard and Blood in back with Mayhem tied down on a stretcher. They load him up in to the BBG’s old ambulance and drive away.)

Mayhem (W/JD Remorse) vs Dr.Channard (W/Mr.Blood)

(Macho is seen walking through the back. Macho is nervous and looking out for his hardcore title. A door swings open next to him. Macho jumps back, but breathes a sigh of relief when he sees who it is. )

Macho - Whoa you surprised me there. So you back for more?

(A leather suit flies out at Macho. )

Macho - You get right down to business, don’t you!

(Macho enters the room and slams the door.)

(Emerico is seen sitting in his Hummer outside of the zoo. A knock on his window is heard. It is Dave.)

Dave - I would just like to inform you that if you interfere in this match you and your brother will both be suspended for thirty days. And seeing as it has been a few days since your last title defence you will be unable to defend the title in the thirty day period, therefore you would be stripped of the title. Good day.

(Dave leaves as Emerico fumes over the announcement.)

Kevin Flare vs Emericano

Flare walks around the park looking for Emericano. He walks into a wooded area and Emericano jumps on him from a tree. Emericano throws him over the railing into the water of a hippo’s habitat. Emericano follows him in. Emericano loses Flare as Flare has gone under the water. Emericano searches around and starts to get out in fear. From behind Flare grabs him in a school boy, takes a deep breathe, and rolls him back. The ref looks in the water to see if there is a pin. He starts to climb in and look around. Flare comes blasting up gasping for air and complaining to the ref for not counting. Emericano clubs Flare from behind with a forearm. Emericano locks on a million dollar dream and slams Flare on to a hippo’s back. Emericano goes for a pin. The ref counts 1..the hippo starts running away and the ref chases. He catches up as the hippo slows and counts 2 the hippo again reacts to being slapped and takes off. Flare and Emericano roll off. They exchange punches as the ref runs to catch up. They battle out of the habitat and on to dry land. They fight on to the “Keep off “grass. A trolly with a tour comes by. All the Japanese tourists snap pictures as they battle it out. Flare takes Emericano and to the lions habitat. CWA wrestlers appear to watch the entertaining battle. Flare and Emericano fight it out on to a small mountain top. Flare gets between Emericano and a Lion. Flare accidentally elbows the lion as he battles with Emericano. Flare ducks a swing by Emericano, ducks a swipe by the lion, jumps over a foot sweep by Emericano and sways away from a leap by the lion. The lion lands on Emericano and they fall from the mountain on to the tourist trolly. The lion tears at Emericano as the Japanese tourists snap numerous pictures. They trolly starts to go into a tunnel. They lion sees this and jumps off. Emericano stands up and “Thwack” he slams into the tunnel and tumbles to the ground. The lion is chased around the park by zoo keepers and the ref . Just then Macho Polo comes by in his limo. He steps out and looks back inside.

Macho - Anytime you want more of that baby..

Out of no where the lion jumps on Macho and pins him to the ground. The ref counts for the lion 1...2...3 The lion gets big eyes, reaches in to the limo, grabs the Hardcore belt and takes off through the park.

Macho - Stupid cat, give me back my belt!!!!!

Flare gets down from the mountain top and approaches a ,just getting up, Emericano. They start back up their battle. It carries on over to the seal’s home. Flare slams Emericano into the glass and Emericano does the same to Flare. They exchange lefts and rights. A seal hits Emericano in the head with his ball. It distracts Emericano enough for Flare to get the advantage and start knocking Emericano back. Flare gives Emericano a hard right sending him over the railing of a neighbouring bear pit. As he is falling over Flare grabs his legs and locks on the “Figure Four Deathlock” with Flare on one side of the railing and Emericano hanging off the other side. The ref comes rushing by in the passenger seat of a golf cart. He leaps out of the moving cart and goes to check on Emericano. Under the excrutiating pain Emericano submits. The ref catches Emericano and helps him to the outside of the pit.

(Flareamania runs wild as Flare walks back through the park. The people cheer and seals clap. And way off in the background Macho Polo is seen chasing a lion which is carrying the Hardcore title.)