(This weeks monumental show begins with Dave in his office doing much paper work. He is looking quite stressed. A knock on the door is heard.)

Dave - Come in!

(Hemorage enters.)

Hemorage - I gots a fucking shit match with fuckidy fuck fuck rage and fuck pussy

Dave - I really don’t have time for this, I have a massive show tonight, a PPV at the end of the week and much business to deal with tonight. So what is it you want.

Hemorage - Sorry, Rage has been rubbing off on to me. I have an idea for tonights match with me and Rage. I want to rid the CWA of him.

Dave - If you want to turn your match here tonight in to a death match forget it, I don’t have time to deal with all the coroner reports and what not that follow that

Hemorage - Alright, then how about a simple retirement match.

Dave - That works fine with me. You got it.

Hemorage - Great!

The Norwegian Underdog vs Shao Tokyo

(“Waffle” by Sevendust hits the speakers as the Norwegian Underdog comes walking down the isle. He grabs some kids sign, saying he sucks, and tears it to pieces. He grabs a mic.)

NU - I’ve got a surprise for all of you tonight. And what’s funny is you won’t even see it coming.

(“Chop Suey” by system of a down comes on the PA as Shao Tokyo walks down the isle. He is accompanied by Spyder. Tokyo waves the Japanese flag around the ring before taking off his shirt and throwing it into the crowd.)

The Underdog laughs at the size of Tokyo. Underdog walks over to Tokyo and pats him on the head. As he’s doing that Tokyo grabs his arm and locks it up. Tokyo starts kicking the trapped Underdog in the shins, the thighs, the stomach, the back and one in the head. Underdog pokes Tokyo in the eye and pulls away. Underdog connects with a right hand to Tokyo. Underdog throws Tokyo off the ropes and back body drops him. Tokyo lands on his feet and kicks The Underdog in the back of the head. Underdog dives out of the ring to avoid further attack. Tokyo follows him with a plancha. Underdog catches him and runs him shoulder first into the ring post. Underdog goes to the announce table and grabs a chair. Spyder grabs the chair from him. They struggle and the Underdog gives up. The Underdog goes back to Tokyo who leg sweeps him to the ground. Tokyo goes to the apron and moonsaults off it. He connects and knocks the wind out of The Underdog. Spyder and Tokyo throw Underdog back into the ring. Tokyo grabs Underdog and slams him with a dragon suplex. 1..2..kickout. Underdog gets up and quickly belly to belly suplexes Tokyo. He follows it up with a gutwrench powerbomb. He then easily carries him to the top rope for a superplex. He pins him 1...2..shoulder up. Underdog throws him in the corner and delivers body chops. The crowd whooo’s with every one. Tokyo grabs Underdog’s arm on the last chop and gives him a kick to the gut. Tokyo climbs to the top and drops his leg on Underdog’s neck for a top rope fameasser. He goes for a pin 1...2..kickout. Tokyo runs off the ropes, but Underdog connects with a running head butt on him. The Underdog then drops him in the “Swedish Fireball”(Fallaway slam) and goes for a pin.1...2....3

(Dave is sitting in his office. Emericano enters.)

Emericano - You wanted to see me?

Dave - Yes Emericano, please sit down. Now you’ve been fighting it out in this league for some time now. You’ve won some and you’ve lost some. The point is you’ve proved to me and to others on this roster that you have what it takes to be a force around here. So, I’ve decided to offer you a contract. now if you’ll just read this over and sign at the bottom.

(Emericano reads the contract very carefully. Dave waits and waits and eventually goes back to his paper work as Emericano reads the contract carefully.)

Emericano - Looks good to me. Here’s my signature.

Dave - Great, we have a new wrestler. Now there is one issue we must deal with. On one hand your CWA career starts here, but on the other it started weeks ago. My point is your win/lose record. Now, you we can add up all you win’s and losses so far and place them on record or we could start fresh from here. I’m giving you this unique opportunity. Do you not want your past experience to go un mentioned or do you want a clean slate.

Emericano - I’ll think about it and get back to you. Right now I have a match to get to.

Emericano vs Big Gun

(The lights shut off. The crowd hums with worry. A howl is heard in the distance. Spot lights look around the arena, while a full moon is shown on the tron. Red eyes appears a “Foresaken” by Disturbed plays. Pyro’s explode on the stage, down the ramp and in the ring. Emericano comes down the isle with his head down. He gets into the ring and gets on one knee. He looks up to the ceiling as the lights slowly come back on.)

(The light's in the arena got out and all is silent for a few seconds....... Then AC/DC's Big Gun comes on over the pa's equipment and Big Gun's movie on the tron comes on..... It is still dark as Blue,Green,Red and Purple light's flash in sequence's as explosions go off either side of the stage for the first dual drum beat's, then again with the second dual drum beats then again with the third dual drum beats and once again after that. The song is well into the singing when Big Gun steps out onto the stage wearing a vest and a pair of sunglasses. Then as the chorus starts up a masive range of Blue fireworks go off across the front of the stage, then the arena lights come back on revealing Big Gun to the audiance as he throw's his arms up and start's yelling out to the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the stage. He get's

They go nose to nose and stare each other in the eyes. Emericano makes the first move as he swings at Gun. Gun blocks it and connects with his own right. He then connects with a left and another right. He releases a flurry of punches on Emericano knocking him back in to the turnbuckle. Gun then kicks away on Emericano. Gun picks up Emericano and sets him up for a ten count punch. The crowd counts with him. Gun then takes Emericano and bulldogs him to the mat. Gun picks up Emericano, but gets a sharp elbow to the gut. Emericano grabs Gun and gives him a gutwrench powerbomb. Emericano throws Gun off the ropes and delivers a tilt a whirl back breaker. Emericano goes for a pin 1..kickout. Gun slides back. Emericano chases him but gets a low blow. Gun then takes Emericano and give him a brainbuster. Gun takes Emericano and sets him up on the top rope. Emericano catches Gun and power bombs him off the top rope. Emericano gets up two feet on the top rope and leaps off with his “Emericnao Death Drop”(Five star frog splash). Gun manages to get his knees up and they jab into Emericano’s ribs. Gun grabs Emericano and delivers his “Big Gun Stunner”. Gun then takes Emericano in to the middle of the ring and sets him up for his “Riot Slam”. He delivers and goes for a pin. 1...2...Emerico jumps in and breaks the count.

(Emerico and Emericano beat on Big Gun. Emerico drops Gun with his “Emerico Bomb” and Emericano jumps off the top rope with his “Emericano death drop“. They leave the beaten Big Gun in the middle of the ring.)

(Dave is seen sitting at his desk. Rage comes blasting in.)

Rage - You wanted to talk?!

Dave - Yes Rage, I want to talk about tonight. A proposition was layed out to me that I couldn’t refuse. Hemorage came in here and suggested I make your match with him a retirement match.

Rage -And did you fucking agree?!?!

Dave - Well, yes. It sounded like a good idea.

Rage - You did what?!?! i have not gotten any fucking matches worth a shit ,so i dont want to here shit i was not even on the crunch card i had explained my situation last week im sorry if i work but i have to support my family i want to be apart of this.

Dave - Hey I’ve let you get away with never seriously giving us any real flashes. I’ve sat back and watched you reply to what others hard work while only giving a line or two of your own.

Rage - You know what, FUCK YOU!! I’ll wrestle in your stupid retirement match here tonight and I’ll throw that wussy Hemorage out of this fed. And if you have any problem with that then maybe I’ll come back here and kick your ass too.

(Rage leaves as Dave sits in his office with a sour expression on his face.)

The Swedish Chef vs Dr. Channard

(Drills and peoples screams are heard as Dr.Channard walks down the isle with Mr. Blood by his side. They enter the ring and Blood shows off the infamous cutters.)

(The muppets theme comes on the speakers as The Swedish Chef walks down the isle. He is accompanied by a series of chickens. )

The match begins with Channard grabbing The Chef and chokeslaming him to the mat. Channard beats on him. Out side the ring Mr.Blood laughs just before he is hit with a sledgehammer. The Norwegian Underdog turns out to be the culprit. He beats on Mr. Blood as Channard beats on The Chef not noticing the carnage going on outside. The Underdog runs in to the ring and slams Channard with the sledgehammer. The ref calls for the bell.

( The Swedish Chef just looks with a stunned look at The Norwegian Underdog. The Underdog drops his hammer and pulls off his shirt to reveal a shirt with the letters sWo on it. He turns around to reveal the back which says Scandinavian World Order on it. He pulls another shirt out of his belt and offer it to the chef. The Chef quickly agrees and puts the shirt on. They celebrate to the crowd. The Underdog makes a spray paint gesture to the Chef asking if he has any. The Chef does not, but has an idea. He calls in the chickens and whispers in their ears as the Underdog tears off Channard’s lab coat revealing his back. The chickens gather around Channard and peck out the letter sWo in his back. Then the whole lot of them walk away celebrating their new alliance.)

Leprosy (Champion) vs Spyder

(Spyder drives down the isle in his new monster truck Widower. He parks it at the side of the ring and gets out. He climbs to the roof and raises his hands to the cheering crowd. He then leaps on to the cage and climbs over and in.)

(Sirens are heard just before the ambulance comes blasting in from the back. The ambulance moves next to Widower and starts pushing on it massive tires. Hemorage jumps out and turns on the electricity trapping Spyder in the cage. They then go to the back of the ambulance and pull out a series of tools. Slowly they dismantle the Widower and build three go-carts out of it. Nurse Nancy, Hemorage and Leprosy each get in one of each of them and start circling the ring laughing at an irate Spyder. Leprosy then sets up a ladder outside of the cage, climbs it and jumps in and onto Spyder.)

Leprosy lands a cross body. Leprosy then gives Spyder a neck only suplex. A fallen Spyder grabs a chair and reaches up to slam Leprosy in the head with it. Leprosy stays on his feet. Spyder then gives him an enziguri to knock him down. Spyder leaps to the top of a ladder only to jump off with a missle drop kick. Spyder jumps back up and goes for a 450 splash. He misses. Leprosy sets up a table over Spyder and runs to the top of a ladder. Leprosy goes for a senton bomb through the table and on to Spyder. He nails it. Leprosy takes the belt that has been around his waist this whole time and starts whipping Spyder with it. Leprosy grabs a chair, but Spyder kicks it into Leprosy’s head. Spyder grabs a ladder and drops the end on to Leprosy repeatedly. Spyder points to the electrified cage. The crowd pops. Spyder grabs Leprosy and throws him at the cage. Hemorage knock the generator over pulling all the cords off. Tokyo runs from the back and attacks Hemorage. Leprosy gives Spyder a T.K.O on to a chair. Leprosy climbs the cage to help Hemorage who is being beaten by Tokyo with a ladder. As Leprosy get to the top of the cage Tokyo sees him and hits him in the head with the ladder. Leprosy staggers back. Spyder then drop kicks the cage wall shaking Leprosy loose and knocking him back to the ring. Spyder goes for the pin 1....2.....3

(Spyder grabs the belt and runs to the back with Tokyo. Leprosy gets up and goes outside to help Hemorage.)

Emerico(W/Emericano) vs Mayhem

(The lights dim and turn green. An entire city burning is shown on the tron. “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHAH” Emerico arises from the floor with Emericano in front of him holding the skull on his head. They walk the isle and in to the ring.)

(NIN’s “Terrible Lie” comes on the speakers. Mayhem enters through the crowd. He leaps into the ring.)

Emerico charges with a clothesline, but Mayhem ducks and grabs Emerico’s neck with a neck breaker. Mayhem then grabs an ankle lock. Emerico refuses to submit. Emerico breaks the hold with a kick to the head. Emerico punches Mayhem in the gut and delivers a spinebuster. Emerico then gives Mayhem a full nelson. Emerico holds it on for a moment before slamming him to the mat. Emerico then grabs Mayhem’s neck as he is laying on the mat, picks him up and chokeslams him back down. Emerico leans back and laughs out loud. Mayhem kicks up to Emerico’s groin giving him the advantage. Mayhem drops Emerico with a DDT. Mayhem sets up Emerico for a piledriver. Emerico kicks his feet into Mayhem’s face knocking him back. Emerico grabs Mayhem’s legs and slingshots him to the turnbuckle. Emerico walks over to Mayhem and tries to clothesline him into the turnbuckle, but Mayhem ducks and steps back. Emerico turns around and is met with a sudden “Remorse”(Implant DDT). Mayhem goes for a pin. 1..2...Emericano pulls the leg of Mayhem. Mayhem exits the ring to attack Emericano. They battle on the outside as Emerico regains his senses. Just as Mayhem has Emericano Emerico dives through the ropes and comes crashing into Mayhem. Collectively they beat on Mayhem. They both throw Mayhem into the ring. Emerico sets up Mayhem for his “Emerico Bomb” but first he instruct Emericano to go to the top rope. The ref screams at Emerico to stop or he will be disqualified, but Emerico just ignores him. Big Gun charges out of no where to knock Emericano off the top rope. Gun then leaps off the top on to a distracted Emerico and lands a forearm to his head. Gun “Riot Slam”’s Emericl down sending him rolling out of the ring. Gun stands over Mayhem as the brother leave laughing at Gun and waving him off.

(Gun helps Mayhem to his feet. Mayhem stands back and clears his head. He looks at Gun for a long period of time. He them extends his hand and Gun accepts. They shake and raise each others hands. They walks off side by side.)

(The sirens are heard as the ambulance comes blasting down the isle and slams into the ring. Hemorage leaps out and in to the ring.)

(Rage’s theme hits the speakers as he charges down to the ring. He gets in the ring and stands on the turnbuckle raising his hands to the crowd.)

Hemorage hands him Death title to a ringside crew guy. Rage attacks Hemorage from behind. Rage boots Hemorage in the back of the head knocking him to the outside. Rage dives out and grabs a chair. Rage pounds on Hemorage with the chair before the ref reprimands him for it. Rage relents fearing his career end. Rage rolls Hemorage back into the ring. Rage climbs to the top rope, but Hemorage drapes himself on the ropes causing Rage to fall into the ring. Hemorage bites Rage’s face. The ref counts him and Hemorage releases the hold before the count of five. Rage gets up and Hemorage delivers a groin kick. He then runs off the ropes and drops him with a bicycle kick. Dave walks down the isle and takes a seat at ring side. Dave calls on the ref and whispers something in his ear as the wrestlers fight. Rage counters Hemorage attempt with a side kick. Rage gives Hemorage a double under hook suplex. Rage climbs to the top and waits for Hemorage to get to his feet. Rage leaps off with a flying clothesline. Hemorage ducks the clothesline. Hemorage takes Rage’s legs and rolls him up in his “Cranial Fracture” finisher. The ref looks, the bell sounds and then the ref runs to the corner and calls for the end to the match as Rage reverses the hold. Both combatants look confused as the ref hands Hemorage his belt. Hemorage gathers together with Leprosy and Nurse Nancy as they head on back down the isle.

(Rage looks over at Dave and spits in his direction. Dave leaves, and Rage throws a tantrum at ring side, smashing equipment and taking swings at crewmen. Rage eventually heads to the back. )

( The camera crew following Rage around taping his documentary record all the commotion backstage. A shot of Rage’s wife tearing in to Leprosy is seen. Dave and his son Shame are seen walking down the hallway. Dave has a black eye.)

Macho Polo (Champion) vs Cyrus Storm

(“Macho Man” comes on the speakers as the stunned crowd gives only a moderate reaction due to the wild events that have just taken place. Macho Polo walks down the isle and into the ring.)

(The lights dim. An image of a storm appears on the tron. Two eyes come over the image. “Sickness” by Disturbed plays on the speakers. Cyrus and Black Jack’ Smith make they’re way down the isle. Black Jack is swinging his cane and smoking his cigar.)

They circle each other in the ring. Black Jack yells at Macho who yells right back. Cyrus jumps Macho from behind. Cyrus kicks Macho in the ribs repeatedly. Cyrus then grabs Macho’s head and gives him a tornado DDT. Cyrus picks up Macho and goes for a running DDT. Macho counters with a shove off. Macho delivers a right hand that stuns Cyrus. Macho wraps up Cyrus in a abdominal stretch. Cyrus fights the hold. Macho drops an elbow on to the exposed ribs of Cyrus. Macho drops Cyrus with a release German suplex. Macho pushes Cyrus off the ropes and rolls him up with a back roll.1....2...kickout. Macho grabs Cyrus, but Cyrus takes Macho down with a single leg take down. Cyrus clamps on a half crab. Macho yells out in pain. Macho drags himself and Cyrus to the ropes. Cyrus releases the hold. Cyrus drags Macho back to the middle and locks on a figure four leg lock. Macho attempts to pull them both to the ropes. Macho cannot. Macho pulls to turn it over one way and then suddenly swings the other to turn it over. Cyrus yells out in pain. Cyrus manages to break the hold. They both struggle to get up. Macho goes to bounce off the ropes, but is hit with Black Jack’s cane. Macho drops to a knee. As he gets up Cyrus kicks him in the gut. Cyrus then delivers a death valley driver. Cyrus attempts a pin 1..2..kickout. Cyrus picks up Macho, but Macho reverses it into a cradle. 1..2...kickout. Macho grabs Cyrus and delivers a fisherman’s DDT. Macho picks up Cyrus and sets him up on the top rope. Cyrus shoves the heel of his boot in to the eye of Macho. Macho turns away and tends to his eye. Cyrus leaps off the top rope on to Macho. Macho unsteadily holds on to Cyrus as Cyrus pounds on his head. Cyrus sharply leans forward turning the move in to a victory roll. The ref counts 1....2...

3.

(Cyrus and Black Jack celebrate their victory in the ring as Macho walks off to the back. Macho gets to the back and walks down a hallway as a door opens to his side.)

Macho - Baby Macho just lost his belt so he isn’t too happy right now. So unless you have some thing for him that could help him feel better.

(A leather outfit flies out the door and hits Macho.)

Macho - That would help.

(Macho enters the room with a smile on his face. The door closes before we can see who he is with.)