(This week the show comes to us from a new site. To all you new guys who want to know why we
have such odd locations please check out the first Crunch. Today we come here from the Corel Centre
in Ottawa. They aren’t aware we’re using it, we kinda snuck in so shhhhhh. We start off this show
with a shot of the two new guys, Dr. Channard and Don N Blitzen talking backstage.)

Don - So you have a match here tonight on Fatalities Doc. And I get a matchup next Tuesday. But, about
your match here tonight, are you ready?

Channard - AM I READY. The doctor orders pain for this match! I’m calling for an amputation! I’ll take
one of his legs off and see how he likes that!

Don - Uh doc...

Channard - I will mutilate him wildly! He will be deformed after tonight!

Don - Ummmmm....

Channard - After this fight, he will have to be taken away in an ambulance! HAHAHA

Don - Um, yeah ..............well have a good match. 

Hardcore Title match

Leprosy Jones vs Dr. Channard

(The debuting Dr. Channard walks down the isle to the sounds of drills and screams over the P.A.
The doctor steps into the ring and awaits his challenge.)

(Leprosy appears on the tron. He is in back.)

Leprosy - I don’t know why your in the ring, this is a hardcore match. Come find me in back!

Channard runs to the back and searches for Leprosy. He runs out the back bay doors. He looks, left
and right, but sees nothing. Suddenly Leprosy jumps down from above landing on Channard. Leprosy
grabs a pressure point on the doctors neck and leans on him with the hold. Leprosy gives a throat chop
knocking the doctor down. Leprosy runs and grabs a pipe and smashes Channard with it. Channard 
launches himself into Leprosy with a clothesline. Channard drop Leprosy with a piledriver on the
cement. Channard picks up Leprosy and spins him into a 180` degree back breaker. Channard runs in to
the building in search of a weapon. He smiles and grabs a chainsaw. Channard start it and runs at 
Leprosy. Leprosy slams Channard with a bicycle kick throwing him down and knocking the chainsaw out
of his hand. Leprosy attempts a back kick, but Channard grabs his foot, throws it forward and grabs 
Leprosy in a sleeperhold. Channard puts out Leprosy with the hold. Channard grabs the chainsaw and
cuts off Leprosy’s leg. He takes the leg, holds it up and laughs out loud. Nurse Nancy runs to the 
ambulance, grabs a replacement, runs to Leprosy and quickly attaches the new leg. Channard turns 
around in surprise to see a standing Leprosy. Leprosy kicks Channard on the stomach and gives him
a neck only suplex. Leprosy grabs the fallen Channard’s arm and clamps on his finisher “Necrosis”.
Channard reels in pain before tapping out.

winner and still Hardcore champ - Leprosy Jones

(Dave’s office is shown and we step inside to see Macho Polo standing there arguing the main
event. )

Macho Polo - But, Dave man, this is ridiculous. I can’t fight two men with my arm tied behind my
back. )

Dave - I see your point, but you did agree to this match! You did say that you could beat both of them
with one hand tied behind your back. 

Macho Polo -Macho was just talking. I always talk and think and am big. What do you expect, I’m 
Macho Polo.

Dave - Alright, I understand you put your foot in your mouth about this one. And I’ve seen how sadistic
Emerico can be. Giving him this opportunity could prove deadly. So how about this. I give you a re-match
against Cyrus Storm and we’ll wave the arm tied behind back rule. 

Macho Polo - I like. This time I won’t let him win.

Dave - And seeing as Emerico already seems to have a problem with both of you guys how about we 
have him be the special guest referee.

Macho Polo - Alright, Alright I accept. 

(Macho leaves and runs into Emerico in the hallway.)

Emerico - We couldn’t help but over hear your conversation with the boss. So the match has changed, 
we’re cool with that. The deal still stands. You keep Cyrus’s attention and we’ll give him the Emerico Bomb, giving you the win.

Macho Polo - Macho agrees.

Main event

Re-match - Cyrus Storm vs Macho Polo

(Macho Man hits the speakers as Macho Polo and this weeks valet walk down the isle. This show Macho
is accompanied by the fainting girl from the gym. Macho kisses the brawny woman before stepping into 
the ring and standing on the turnbuckle to get the crowd going.)

(The lights dim and the tron shows a storm. A pair of eyes appear and “sickness” by disturbed is heard. 
Storm and Black Jack’ Smith appear. They walk down the isle as Black Jack swings his cane and smokes
his cigar. Cyrus Storm enters the ring, climbs the ropes and raises his hands to the crowd. He does this to
all four corners.)

(Lights dim and turn green.  The video screen shows an entire city on fire.  A cold, chilling voice screams "Death to all who stands in our way. HAHAHAHA!"  Pyros blast from the side and Emerico emerges from the ground with a ref‘s shirt on. Valain joins him from the back as they make their way down to the ring.)

Emerico checks Cyrus’s tights and boots for foreign object of any kind. He then tries to check Macho, but
Macho ducks away. Macho calls up his girl and gets her to check him. 

Macho - See, no foreign objects.

The girl grabs his crotch

Macho - O.k maybe one!

Emerico -We have to check you or you will be disqualified. Emerico checks Macho while Macho squirms 
and twists. Emerico calls for the bell. They lock up and Macho gets a headlock. Macho throws Cyrus 
down with a headlock takedown. Cyrus reaches up and gets a head scissor. Cyrus squeezes on Macho’s
head while Emerico asks if he submits. Macho kicks out of the hold. Cyrus clotheslines Macho down. 
Cyrus grabs a getting up Macho and rolls him up. 1....kickout. Cyrus complains of a slow count and 
gives Emerico a soft push. Cyrus turns to get back to Macho and Emerico grabs Cyrus and gives
him the Emerico Bomb. Macho jumps up and down and runs over to Emerico and offers his hand
to shake. Emerico looks at Macho grabs his hand, pulls him in for a chokeslam followed by the 
Emerico Bomb. The crowd pops wildly. Emerico looks down at both fallen men and starts counting.
1...2...3...4...5...6..7..8..9 Cyrus uses the ropes to get to his feet. Cyrus catches his breath and runs
over to Macho to get the pin. Emerico is distracted by Macho’s girl. Emerico looks over his shoulder
to see the pin and runs over to make the count.1....2....kickout. Cyrus gives Emerico a dirty look as
he picks up Macho. Cyrus reaches back for a punch, but it is blocked by Emerico. Macho takes Cyrus’s
other arm and throws him down with an over the shoulder throw. Macho gives Emerico the thumbs up
and bounce off the ropes. Emerico clotheslines Macho down. Emerico points to Cyrus

Emerico - No closed fist punches

Points to Macho

Emerico - No bouncing off the ropes. The ropes are to set boundaries not for doing moves off of.

Emerico again counts both men down.1...2...3...4...5...6...7 Macho gets to his feet and proceeds to move
over to Cyrus. Macho gives Cyrus a body slam. Emerico backs Macho off 

Emerico - Attempt a pin or allow the man to get back to his feet!

Macho looks on in confusion before attempting a pin. 1...2..kickout. Macho and Cyrus circle each other
looking uncertain. Macho attempts to grab Cyrus, but Cyrus manages a short spear. Cyrus throws his 
hands in the air and allow Macho to get to his feet, before giving him a Russian leg sweep. Cyrus leaps
to the top rope. Emerico bounces off the ropes knocking Cyrus to the outside.

Emerico - We told you two that the ropes, including the corners, is to set boundaries not to use for 
manoeuvres. 

Macho dives to the outside with a cross body on Cyrus. Emerico runs out after Macho. Emerico 
grabs a chair and slams Macho with it. Emerico throws both men into the ring.

Emerico - If you two can’t keep it in the set parameters of the ring I’ll disqualify you both.

Emerico walks to the other side of the ring to deal with a confrontation between Black Jack and
Valain. Macho’s girl pulls out a bar and slides it to him. Macho holds it on his forearm and delivers
a Macho Mash to Cyrus. Macho slides the bar to his girl and goes for the pin. Emerico runs in and
gives a count. 1...2...3.

winner - Macho Polo