( Our show opens this week with a shot of our pres Dave at his desk sitting across from a man in a suit.) Dave - So it settled then, we do it in February. Suit guy - Just sign here and it’s all yours! (The scene fades out and the arena is shown. We start off with the prez walking down the isle with a grin on his face. He steps into the ring and grabs a mic.) Dave - Welcome to another exciting Crunch! (Crowd pops.) Dave - Now tonight I have a big announcement. I’ve been talking with cable execs all week and have struck a deal. You see here at the CWA we’ve seen some growth in the past few days and with that we now have the opportunity to display the first CWA PPV since it’s rebirth. (Crowd cheers wildly) Dave - Also we have been missing one other thing here in the CWA. One thing that has remained vacant since it’s reopening and that is the CWA World Title. So to headline the PPV we’ll have the final for the tournament starting tonight. So to get this tourney under way we are going to have two new comers fight it out in the first round! And just to make sure there is a definite winner lets make this a hardcore match. First off we have the man who’s known for getting right to the point with no fooling around. Ladies and Gentlemen I present RAGE!!! (Limp Bizcuit’s “My Way” hits the speakers as Rage comes storming down to the ring. As he enters the ring Dave tries to shake his hand, but Rage walks right by and sits on the far turnbuckle awaiting his challenge.) Dave - And his opponent, (AC/DC’s “Big Gun” comes on the speakers as Big Gun step out to the top of the ramp. Blue fireworks explode revealing him to the crowd.) Dave - BIG GUN!!! (Big Gun walks down the ramp to a large ovation from the crowd. He walks the steps and into the ring. Big Gun walks around the ring leering at Rage while Rage does the same. Big Gun jumps on to a turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd gaining a huge pop. He proceeds to move to another turnbuckle, but is jumped by Rage. The bell is rung and the match begins.) First round of the world title tournament - Rage vs Big Gun Rage tackles Big Gun to the mat and pummels him repeatedly. Rage gets off him and stands back. Big Gun stumbles to his feet and is met with a side kick by Rage. Rage attempts a Boston crab, but Big Gun gives a right hand knocking Rage back. Big Gun jumps to his feet and grabs Rage with a belly - to belly suplex. Big Gun follows it up with a high angle back drop. Big Gun grabs Rage’s hair and attempts to pick him up, but is hit with a leg sweep. Rage gives Gun a full nelson suplex. Gun rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Gun gets back in to the ring, but his chair is kicked into his face by Rage. Rage grabs the chair and slams Gun with it repeatedly. Rage drop a knee on to the fallen Gun. Rage goes for a pin 1....2... shoulder up. Rage picks up Gun by the hair and gives him a double under hook suplex into a pin. 1..2.. kickout. Rage complains to the ref. Rage turns around and is met with spear. Gun gives Rage a brainbuster. Gun goes for the pin 1...2... kickout. Gun gives Rage a full nelson face buster on to the chair. Gun drags Rage out of the ring and places him on the table. Gun goes to the top, but Rage moves and runs to the ropes knocking Gun into a seated position on the top rope. Rage goes to the top rope and beats on Gun. Gun reverses a punch, grabs Rage and vaults him back in a belly to belly from the top, to the outside and through the announce table. As the men lay in the wreckage that was once an announce table the crowd pops wildly. Gun gets to his feet and throws Rage back in to the ring. Gun goes for a Russian leg sweep, but is elbowed in the face. Rage gives Gun a DDT. Rage throws Gun off the ropes and goes for his Road Rage powerbomb finisher. Gun ducks away from it and gives his Riot Slam finisher and goes for the pin.1...2... 3. Winner - Big Gun (Dave enters the ring to congratulate Big Gun on his hard fought victory. As he does Cyrus Storm and Black Jack’ Smith run in to the ring.) Black Jack- I have just one question for you mr. owner guy. Why is this jobber in the world title tournament? Dave - This is no jobber! I scouted this guy and Rage for this league and am very proud to see them in my tournament. Black Jack - Well, if this guy who just started out here in the CWA deserves to be in the tournament then so does my man Cyrus! Dave - That fine by me, there’s no need for this interruption, I have every intention of putting Cyrus in the World title tournament. Black Jack - We just wanted to make sure the deal was sealed! I surely didn’t want to see the great CWA title go to some loser like this. (Black Jack points to Big Gun. Big Gun takes offence to the comments and walks over to Black Jack. He is stopped by Cyrus who gets in his face. They exchange word which turns into an exchange of fists. They battle untill officials able to pull them off each other. ) Dr. Channard vs Don N Blitzen ( Thunder is heard throughout the arena before Don’s heavy metal theme kicks in. Don N Blitzen comes out of the back as fire works explode from either side. He enters the ring and works the crowd to a huge pop.) (The sounds of drills and screams is heard and Dr. Channard stands on the ramp. He carries his case with all his tools in it. Dr. Channard walks down the isle disconcerned with the jeering crowd.) They lock up. Don gives the doc a right hand punch. Don then gives an earringer knocking the Dr back. Don follows it up with a bulldog. Don attempts a german suplex, but it is blocked and the Dr. goes for a 180 back breaker. The Dr. grabs Don and drags him in to the corner. He delivers numerous chops as the crowd whoooos to each one. The Dr. places Don on the top rope and delivers a superplex. The Dr. follows it up with a huge flying drop kick. The Dr. brings Don over to the ropes and delivers his powerbomb over the top rope to the floor. The Dr follows him outside, rolls him back in to the ring and goes for the pin.1...2... 3. Winner - Dr. Channard (As the crowd waits in anticipation for the main event Hardcore Holly’s theme comes on the speakers. A buff man walks down the isle and into the ring. It is the Norwegian Underdog! He grabs a mic.) NU - I'm looking spice up the Intercontential Belt race. Nowhere else will you see the cold-hearted tactics Iam willing to use to get to where I'm going. Who elsewould be a better holder for the belt? For too long, the IC belt has been nothing more than an accessory. I shall turn it back into a prize, one of the most sought after belts. ( He leaves the ring as the crowd sits in silence. All that can be heard is the whispering of audience members trying to figure out what just happened.) Main Event -five person single elimination match for the Intercontinental title. Emerico(Champion) vs Cyrus Storm vs Macho Polo vs Leprosy Jones vs Hemorage Henderson (A City burning appears on the tron. The familiar words “Death to all who stand in our way hahahha” is heard. Emerico rises up from the stage. Valain joins him from the back as they strut down the isle.) (“Macho Man” comes on the P.A as Macho Polo walks down the isle. Oddly enough, he has no lady on his arm.) Macho - You are all probably wondering why I have no valet with me tonight. Well there’s no need. You see I’m leaving with one. One who’s about to be here. (A storm is seen on the tron. Two eyes appear over them as “Sickness” by disturbed plays over the speakers. Cyrus Storm and his manager Black Jack’ Smith come down the isle.) (“Breath” by prodigy suddenly comes on the speakers as a broken down old ambulance comes screaming down the isle. Cyrus leaps into the ring and Black Jack to the side narrowly missing both of them. Hemorage and Leprosy jump out.) Emerico and Cyrus attack both Hemorage and Leprosy as Macho leans against a far corner. He gives a wave to Valain who just looks away in disgust. Macho just shrugs it off. Cyrus throws Leprosy over the top rope on to the ambulance as Emerico does the same with Hemorage. Hemorage and Leprosy run to the back of the ambulance as Cyrus and Emerico follow. Hemorage and Leprosy leap off either side and wave smiling at the two on top. from inside the ambulance Nurse Nancy starts it and hits the gas in reverse throwing both men spinning to the floor. Hemorage and Leprosy grab both men and throw them back in to the ring. Leprosy gives Cyrus the cross face chicken wing. Hemorage takes Emerico and bites his face. Emerico knocks it off and gives a jawbreaker. Emerico then delivers a spinebuster. Emerico walks over and breaks the hold on Cyrus. For his troubles Cyrus jumps up and super kicks Emerico. They battle as Hemorage and Leprosy gather together and corner Macho. Macho begs off and ducks out of the ring. Macho hides behind Valain as the Blood Borne Gang chases him down. Hemorage and Leprosy run in opposite directions around the ring cornering Macho against a railing. They start to pummel him as Cyrus comes flying over the top rope and on to the three combatants. Emerico stands alone in the ring and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd pops huge for the undefeated champ. Emerico rolls out of the opposite side of the ring and reaches under the ring to pull out a ladder. Reminiscent of the way he won the title, he slides it in to the ring. He sets it up in the middle as Hemorage makes his way back in to the ring. Hemorage gives Emerico a double leg take down throwing him on the mat. Hemorage give him the claw on the mat. Cyrus breaks the hold by coming off the tope rope with a missle drop kick. (outside the ring) Macho and Leprosy battle on the outside. Macho picks up Leprosy and drop him face first on to the railing. Macho reaches under the ring and pulls out a table he sets it up, places Leprosy on top and moves to the tope rope. Before he can come off Cyrus makes a dive from inside the ring to the table outside landing on Leprosy and going for the pin. 1...2....3 Eliminated - Leprosy Jones Cyrus gets up and turns around to be caught by Macho’s double axe handle from the top. Macho throws Cyrus back in to the ring. Macho attempts a pin on Cyrus 1...2...shoulder up. Macho stands up frustrated and throws Cyrus to the corner. Macho pummels Cyrus in the corner. Macho drops Cyrus with a gorilla press. Macho walks over to Valain and blows kisses at her. Valain runs to the corner and grabs a chair. Emerico, having knocked down Hemorage, charges Macho. Macho sees him coming ducks the clothesline as Valain accidentally smashes Emerico with a chair shot intended for Macho. As she stands there stunned Macho laughs at her. Macho is then hit with drop kick to the back from Cyrus knocking him in to Valain who falls hard on the chair she is holding. She is knocked out. Macho rolls out of the ring to attend to her. Cyrus grabs Emerico and sets him up for a piledriver as Hemorage climbs to the tope rope and together they deliver a spiked piledriver. Cyrus pins Emerico 1...2....3 Eliminated - Emerico Hemorage and Cyrus go at it. Hemorage with a swinging back breaker. Macho charges back in to the ring and leaps on Cyrus. he starts beating on him viciously. Hemorage and Macho deliver a spiked power bomb and Hemorage goes for the pin. 1...2....3 Eliminated - Cyrus Storm Hemorage is hit in the back of the head with a Macho Mash. Macho attempts a pin.1...2...shoulder up. Macho picks up Hemorage and goes for the crippler cross face. Hemorage refuses to submit. Macho releases the hold. Hemorage gives Macho a groin kick sending him to the mat. Hemorage goes to the tope rope and drops on Macho with an elbow drop. Hemorage goes for the pin 1...2... kickout. Hemorage throws Macho off the ropes, but it is blocked and reversed. Hemorage runs off the ropes and gives Macho a cross body in to a pin. Macho uses the momentum to turn the move over and grab a hand full of tights for a pin 1..2....3 Winner and new Intercontinental Champion - Macho Polo (Macho runs around the ring celebrating his victory. He runs to the corner and grabs the belt. He grabs a knocked out Valain and moves in to the ring. He hold up Valains on his shoulders and the belt in the other hand. He then throws her on his shoulder and runs out of the ring. He runs back stage to his limo. He throws Valain in and follows her in. Just as he is about to close the door he sees a charging Emerico. Macho yells to the driver to move and they speed away leaving Emerico behind.)