(This weeks show starts off in a requested location of Nordog’s back yard. )

Nordog - I meant the globe arena. I didn’t know you would half read my flash and take that so literally.

(Any way, too late now we have the ring and back stage area set up and everything.)

Kurt” The Hurt” Kowalski vs Wild Thing

(Kurt’s theme hits as the pyro goes off around the ramp. Kurt and The End make their way to the ring. Kurt slides in under the bottom rope as the End jumps the top.)

(Wild Thing’s theme comes on the speakers as Wild Thing along with Angel Jones step out from the back. They give their, much familiar, “W” symbol to the crowd. They dash down the isle to the ring.)

Kurt charges Wild thing, ducks his clothesline and delivers his own. Kurt follows it up with snap suplex. Kurt throws Wild into the corner and follows with a corner splash. Kurt punches Wild down. Kurt lift Wild to the top of the turnbuckle. Kurt connects with a hurricanrana from the top. Kurt taunts the crowd as The End laughs. Kurt picks up Wild and gives him a scorpion death drop. Kurt goes for a cocky pin. 1...2..kickout. Kurt looks a little surprised. Kurt takes Wild and throws him into another corner. Kurt goes for a corner splash, but misses. Wild drop kicks Kurt back into the corner. Wild back body drops Kurt to the mat. Wild goes to the top. Wild jumps off and connects with a top rope leg drop. Wild goes for a pin 1...2..kickout. Wild goes to kick Kurt in the gut, but his foot is caught. Wild counters with an enziguri kick. Wild throws Kurt off the ropes and goes off the opposite ropes himself. Wild connects with a running drop kick. Wild goes for a pin 1...2..kickout. Wild gets an elbow in the gut by Kurt. Kurt bounces off the ropes, but is hit with Wild Thing’s “Tooth Chipper” super kick. Wild Thing goes to the top rope to leap off with his “Wild One” corkscrew body splash, but spots The End attacking Angel with a chair. Wild Thing leaps on to The End with the “Wild One” and connects ,but the chair got caught up in the mess and nailed Wild hard. The ref counts 1...2..3...4....5...6....7....8 The End manages to lift Wild into the ring. Kurt goes for an immediate pin 1...2...shoulder up. Kurt stands Wild up in the middle of the ring and delivers his own super kick the “Hurt”. Kurt goes for the pin 1...2....3

(Jaceon is sitting in his office looking at some papers, when the just victorious L.N.L walks in.)

Kurt - Did you notice that win just now commish?

Jaceon - Yes, very impressive, almost thought you didn’t have him there for a second.

The End - personally I never doubted him.

Kurt - Thanks End, anyhow about my match on friday?

Jaceon - We discussed this, you’ll get your TLC match with Cyrus for the Intercontinental title.

Kurt - That’s great, but also, if you’ll notice, the End is sporting a nice shiny belt aswell.

The End - That’s right commish, I want to defend my belt here in the CWA. So right now I want to leave another open challenge to the entire CWA. Last time I didn’t get a response.

Jaceon - Well if no one responds this week, I’ll assign an opponent for you and I’ll pick the match.

The End - Sounds great, thanks chief!

The Scandanavian Connection vs Cyrus & Emericano

(The SPA walks down the isle to their theme. They hand one of their shirts to an ecstatic fan. The Connection looks at the fan, each other, back to the fan and start beating him down. They rip the shirt off him and choke him with it. They leave him on the floor and head to the ring. )

(Cyrus’s theme comes on the speakers as Cyrus and Emericano stand on the entrance ramp. Throughout Cyrus’s theme howls are heard. A storm appears on the tron with a wolf face with red eyes over top. )

Cyrus and Oskar start things off. Oskar holds a hand up to hold back Cyrus as Mayhem’s theme comes on the speakers. Mayhem walks the isle and stands in the corner of the Connection. Oskar goes after Cyrus. Oskar with a tackle and a beat down. Oskar takes Cyrus and powerbombs him to the mat. Oskar tags in Jonas and Jonas takes to the top rope. Jonas leaps off with an elbow on Cyrus. Jonas hammerlocks Cyrus. Jonas tags back in Oskar. Oskar leaps off the top with a fist to the face. Oskar goes for an arm ringer, but Cyrus kicks Oskar in the side and hits a hip toss. Cyrus surprises Jonas with a spinning kick. Cyrus goes to tag Emericano, but Mayhem jumps Emericano before he can get there. Mayhem drops Emericano on to the barrier. Cyrus baseball slides Mayhem from behind knocking him down. Cyrus turns to deal with Oskar, but Oskar has recovered and nails Cyrus with a spinning heel kick. Cyrus goes down. Oskar tags in Jonas who drops a knee on the head of Cyrus. Jonas takes Cyrus to the top rope and tags on Oskar. Jonas delivers a top rope belly to belly suplex as Oskar comes off with a moonsault. Emericano tries to run in ,but Mayhem grabs his leg 1...2...3

(Mayhem clubs Emericano with the ring steps and throws him into the ring. All three men beat on the Big Dogs before Emerico runs out to clear the ring. )

Kevin Flare vs Macho Polo

(Macho Man comes on the speakers as Macho Polo walks the isle to the ring. He is followed by the lion that pinned him on friday.)

(FlareDust walks down the isle followed by, Kermit the Destroyer, the second associate and one massive elephant. )

(Just as the bell rings Jaceon comes down the isle carrying a paper.)

Jaceon - I’m sorry, I didn’t tell you this earlier, but I received a fax from the boss earlier in the week concerning the hardcore title. You see the title does not specify who can hold it. Not gender, race or species. So seeing as the lion was never pinned, he is still the hardcore champ.

(The Lion goes to collect his title, but is sat on by the elephant.)

Jaceon - Alright, I guess than the Elephant is the Hardcore champ.

(Flaredust takes the elephant to the back with it’s trainer. Kermit steels the refs shirt and leaves with them. Macho waves off the mess and walks to the back. )

(Herman conducts an interview with Nordog and Sven.)

Herman - Your thoughts on your title match next ?

Nordog - Me and Sven were just eating some Macn” cheese and thinking about that and we came up with some interesting thoughts. For example..

(Nordogs mother comes on the screen.)

Mother - You have some cheese on your face, here let me get it

Nordog - MOM !!!! This is serious work here. Please leave!!

(Nordog’s mother leaves.)

Nordog - Anyhow, as I was saying.

(Nordog’s older brother runs in and grabs him in a headlock.)

Brother - Time for some NOOGIES!!!!

Nordog - Would you get lost!!!MOM!!!

Sven - He he noogie woogie

Nordog - Let’s just go to the match!

sWo vs Damage Inc.

(The sWo’s theme comes on the speakers as Nordog and Sven walk down the isle. They are wearing their SPA shirts wit their slogan “Breakin Backs And Checking Racks” on the back.)

(Mayhem and RAGE walk to isle to Mayhem’s theme. They both are wearing Damage Inc. Jackets. )

Nordog and RAGE start it out for each team. RAGE goes a clothesline, but gets chop blocked down to the mat. Nordog elbow RAGE in the back of the head. Nordog headlocks RAGE and slams him head first into the cage. Nordog takes RAGE and sets him up for a powerbomb, but throws him in to the cage. Nordog takes RAGE and goes for a Russian leg sweep, but RAGE elbows him and counters the move into a face plant. RAGE makes a tag. Mayhem runs in and throws Nordog off the ropes. Mayhem goes for a back body drop, but gets kicked in the face. Nordog DDT’s Mayhem to the mat. Nordog tags in Sven who leaps off the top rope with a senton splash. Sven goes for a pin 1...2..kickout. Sven goes for a suplex, but Mayhem reverses and gets a “Remorse” inverted DDT out of no where. 1...2...3 . Mayhem tries to stay on for another pin, but Nordog breaks it up. Nordog slams Mayhem with his “Swedish Fireball” before he is chased out of the ring. Both combatants lay in the ring as the ref counts. 1...2...3....4...5..6.Sven gets to his feet and runs for a tag. He gets it as does Mayhem. RAGE powerslams Nordog. RAGE slams Nordog’s head into the cage. RAGE climbs the side of the cage half way and leaps off with a splash.1...2..kickout. RAGE sets up Nordog for a piledriver and drop him hard. RAGE tags in Mayhem who goes for a powerbomb but gets a low blow instead. Nordog drops Mayhem with a side suplex. Nordog clamps on a cross face. RAGE runs in and breaks the hold. Sven spears RAGE and starts pounding on him. Mayhem rolls to the corner and finds a bat that was placed in his corner. Nordog approaches Mayhem, but is smashed with the bat. Mayhem gets a pin as the ref turns around 1...2...3

(Black Jack is backstage with Herman.)

Herman - You say you have a message for Big Gun Jack?

BJ - That’s right, I do. You see last week you lost a match that had the stipulation loser wears a dress. So here for you, I have a nice pink one. Perfect for you. So come try it on.

Herman - Well that’s great and all, but Big Gun has yet to arrive here.

Big Gun vs Emerico

(The lights dim. The crowd pops with a mixed reaction. “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA” Emerico rises up from the ramp with Emericano in front of him with a skull on his head. Emerico is wearing the CWA World Title around his waist. They strutt the isle to the ring.)

(Herman and Black Jack stand in back. )

Herman - Wait, I have just received word that Big Gun has pulled up and is on his way here.

(No sooner said that, Big Gun walks by grabs the dress from Black Jack, throws it around his neck and leaves.)

BJ - That’s not how your supposed to wear it !!

(Before Gun’s pyro and theme hits he walks the isle to the ring and gets inside. He stands in his corner with puffy eyes and an incredibly sad look on his face. )

Emerico clotheslines Gun in the corner and Gun falls to the mat. Emerico rolls him over for a pin 1...2...3

(Every one has a surprised look on their face as Gun walks back, almost in tears, to the back. On his way to his car Herman tries to get a few questions in, but is blocked by Wild Thing.)

Wild Thing - Leave him be he has some personal issues to deal with right now!!!

(They speed away from a baffled crowd.)