(Tuesday Crunch (Not Wednesday) starts off this week in a fashion it hasn’t in a while. 5...4.....3....2...1...BANG. Leprosy Jones comes out of the back to some popular song by some big band. He slides in to the ring and pulls out a mic from a cape that he’s wearing.)

Leprosy - Ya no wot! Ive been feelin a tad strange lately! Not feeling me self! Maybe it’s this new skin, but I”s been feeling quite super lately!

(The crowd pops for no apparent reason. Hemorage and Nurse Nancy are seen backstage looking at a monitor. Hemorage has a confused look on his face.)

Hemorage - Why is he acting like that?

Nurse - I think I may know why. You see when I was replacing his skin I noticed that he was missing parts of his brain too. So seeing as we were already using Super Sophies skin I thought it might help to use parts of her brain too. I thought it would just fill gaps and make conections not make him act like he’s her.

Hemorage- I know your new to this putting people together from other body parts so no big deal. Let’s just deal with this before it gets too out of hand.

Leprosy - And another thing, what’s with all these health foods! Bloody rubbish if you ask me. Fried is the only way to eat.

(Hemorage and Nancy run out to the ring.)

Hemorage You’ve got to come back with us Leprosy, your not well. We need to fix you.

Leprosy - Trust you! Your the bloack who tried to kill me. No chance of that happening now is there!

(Leprosy runs out of the ring and to the back as Hemorage and Nancy conference about what to do.)

(Owner Dave is seen in his office looking stressed about something.)

Dave - Macho’s got his IC to defend, Alot of these guys are new and I’m not certain about.

(Leprosy comes barging in.)

Leprosy - Jolly hello.

Dave - Not now Leposy, I’m trying to figure out who to put in this last bracket of the tournament.

Leprosy - I’ve got an idea who you can put in. How’s about me and Hemorage.

Dave - You two have been around since day one. IF you don’t mind fighting each other there’s no problem here.

Hemorage - So it’s just one big part of his brain that’s Sophie’s. And if I can hold him down you can yank it.

Nancy - Yep. Once we pull it, he will be back to nor....himself.

Hemorage - Great, now we just need a chance to get our hands on him.

Leprosy -You’ll get that chance tonight. I just signed us up for the world title tournament facing each other in the first round.

(Hemorage looks surprised at first, but realises that this is the opportunity he needs to get his hands on Leprosy and make things right.)

Hemorage - Your on!

Non - Title

Macho Polo vs The Norwegian Underdog

(“Macho Man” by the Village People comes on the speakers as the Intercontinental champ Macho Polo struts down the isle. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.)

Macho - Hey hot dog,come on down here I have a proposition for you!

(Hardcore Holly’s theme hits the speakers as The Norwegian Underdog walks down, interested, but cautious.)

Macho - Now I know you not much of a party animal. But, Macho Polo is. And seeing as we here in New Orleans. Or as the natives call it N’orlins, why don’t we postpone this match, go party and I’ll fight you on Friday.

Underdog - On one condition. Make friday’s match a title match.

Macho - Hey, if it means that you’ll let me party with all the beautifull women, hell, I’d give you the belt.

(They both leave. Norwegian Underdog readying himself for Friday and Macho readying himself for, let’s just say, other things.)

Dr. Channard (Champion) vs Mayhem

(Mayhem sits in the crowd awaiting his title match. In the ring he sees the tech guys setting up the flaming tables. From behind Channard attacks.)

Channard with a double axe handle to the back. Channard throws Mayhem up the steps and then out to the lobby. Channard grabs Mayhem and lunges him in to a hot dog stand. Channard opens his coat to reveal the hardcore title. Channard takes the belt off and starts whipping Mayhem with it. The ref dashes in to join the action. Channard picks up Mayhem and gorrila presses him above his head. Channard thrusts him through the glass wall to the outside of the building and on to some Mardi gras partiers. Channard dives out on to the crowd. Channard takes Mayhem in position for a pile driver and drops him on his head on to the cement. Channrd puts his foot on Mayhem and raises his arms to the wild crowd. The ref counts 1...2....shoulder up. Channard looks annoyed and grabs Mayhem by his head. Channard grabs Mayhem’s neck in position for a choke slam. Mayhem kicks Channard in the groin. Mayhem reaches back, grabs a partiers beer bottle and smashes it over Channards head. Channard stumbles back, but doesn’t fall off his feet. Mayhem grabs another bottle, smashes it, then another, then another and another untill Channard crashes to the ground. Mayhem attempts a pin. 1...2...kickout with authority.

Mayhem sets up Channard for an inverted DDT, but Channard turns over and, pick up Mayhem and charges down the street to slam him on the road. Channard begins to pound on Mayhem untill he is busted open. Partiers around them cheer an boo for the two combatants. Channard gets annoyed by on guy who is drunk and yelling insults in his face. Channard kicks him in the gut and powerbombs him through a store window. Channard turns around and is tackled by Mayhem through the broken window. Mayhem jumps to his feet and grabs a clock (In what appears to be a clock store) and bashes Channard on the head with it. Mayhem goes for a pin. 1...2...3

(Mayhem walks back to the arena with his newly one Hardcore belt. As he passes a club we see Macho Polo sitting in a hot tub on a balcony. )

Macho - Ah, I love Mardi Gras.

(Herman runs into Big Gun with Rage.)

Herman - Big Gun, are you ready for your match tonight. I mean, you can’t be 100% after that beating you took just a few days ago.

Big Gun - So what do you expect me to do? HUH Run away. Lick my wounds. Is that what you expect!? Is that what a champion does. Is that what will make me the world champion? What do you think!?

(Big Gun looks straight in to the camera.)

Big Gun - I never run!

Big Gun, Rage and new guy vs Emerico,Emericano and Cyrus

(The light's in the arena got out and all is silent for a few seconds....... Then AC/DC's Big Gun comes on over the pa's equipment and Big Gun's movie on the tron comes on..... It is still dark as Blue,Green,Red and Purple light's flash in sequence's as explosions go off either side of the stage for the first dual drum beat's, then again with the second dual drum beats then again with the third dual drum beats and once again after that. The song is well into the singing when Big Gun and Rage step out onto the stage both wearing a vest and a pair of sunglasses. Then as the chorus starts up a massive range of Blue fireworks go off across the front of the stage, then the arena lights come back on revealing the newest team to the audience, they throw up their arms up and start's yelling out to the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the stage. They walk down the ramp to the ring and roll in. They both stand on parallel turnbuckles and raise their arms to the crowd. Then they move to the opposite turnbuckles and do the same. Big Gun grabs a mic.)

Big Gun - Now your all probably wondering who our third man is. Well this week it’s not gonna be anybody you know.And it most definately won’t be some self serving loser. No, he’s on the other team. Let me present to you all my good buddy “Wild Thing”!

(the song "Wild Thing" by jimmy hendrix hit's the speakers and out walks Wild Thing with Angel Jones by his side. He taunts the crown by pointing to his body then he heads to the ring holding Angel's hand. he slides under the ropes as Angels jumps over them. He climbs one turnbuckle as does Angel.. Wild Thing throws his hands up with his fingers in a "W" like formation. Angel throw up on arm to the crowd.

They climb down and shake hands with Rage and Big Gun.)

(The lights dim again and turn green. A city burning is shown. A pair of eyes appear over top of them. DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Emerico, Emericano and Cyrus walk out from the back. Black Jack and Valain are talking and laughing. Emerico hands Valain his skull and enters the ring.)

The flaming tables that were supposed to be for the previous battle still remain in the ring. Ladders, chairs and a barbed wire bat are taken in the ring. The ropes have been replaced with barbed wire. The bell rings and the two teams go at each other. Rage charges at Emerico with a clothesline, but Emerico ducks it and give Rage a chlothesline of his own. Rage, jumps to his feet, but the steam is taken out of him by a tombstone piledriver from Emerico. Emericano and Wild thing struggle near the barbed wire trying to shove each other in it. Cyrus drop kicks Big Gun towards a table, but Gun catches himself before he goes through the table. Cyrus charges and is belly to belly suplexed through the flaming table. Cyrus rolls to the outside and rolls around on the floor to put out the flames. Big Gun leaps the top rope and cross body’s him. Emericano powerbombs Wild thing to the mat. Emericano sets up a ladder on the turnbuckle. Emericano very carefully climbs the unsteady ladder to the top. Wild Thing sees this, gets to his feet and drop kicks the ladder sending Emericano out to the audience crashing on a number of chairs and audience members. 1...2..kickout as Big Gun kicks out of a pin attempt by Cyrus after a pedigree through the announce table. Cyrus picks up a groggy Gun only to get uppercutted. Rage throws Emerico off the barbed wire as him and Wild thing give him the 3D through a flaming table with two chairs set up on top of it. Rage drags Emerico away from the mess and goes for a pin. 1....2...Cyrus breaks the count. Emericano dives in and jumps Wild Thing from behind. Cyrus slides back out and throws Big Gun against the ring post. Rage ties up Emerico in the ropes as he screams out in pain. Valain runs to the ropes and tries to help him out as Rage pounds on him. Angel grabs Valain and pulls her off the ring apron. They start brawling. Cyrus and Black Jack double team Big Gun outside. Cyrus sets up Big Gun on the turnbuckle and superplexes him to the outside. He goes for a pin, but the ref is busy trying to get Emerico out of the barbed wire. Cyrus pounds his fist on the ground and slides Gun into the ring. The ref gets a bloody Emerico free from the wire as Cyrus grabs the ref and turns him around.. He then attempts another pin.1...2..kickout. Emerico counters Rage’s punches and give some of his own before spinebustering him to the mat. Emerico climbs to the top rope with a chair and delivers a frog splash with a chair. It hurts both men leaving them both on the mat. Wild Thing whips Emericano off the barbed wire and give him a spinning wheel kick. Wild Thing sets up a ladder and climbs to the top. he goes for a 450 splash, but Emericano rolls out of the way. Cyrus throws Big Gun out of the ring and leaps to the top rope. Cyrus jumps off with a missle drop kick. Emericano gets to his feet and goes to run off the rope, but stops just before he gets to the barbed wire. He turns and gets hit with the “Tooth Chipper” (Superkick) from Wild Thing. Wild Thing goes for the pin 1...2....3.

(Wild Thing leaps the tope wire onto Cyrus. Emerico and Emericano are helped out by Black Jack Valain. Wild Thing throws Cyrus down the isle towards his buddies. They leave jaded. Wild Thing helps Big Gun back in to the ring as he, Rage and Gun all celebrate to a huge crowd ovation. )