(The shows starts this week with Dave and his son Shame fiddling with a T.V camera.)

Dave - You know, when I started this league I hired at least three dozen camera men. I figured that way there would always be a cameraman around to tape anything that goes on. Now they’re all in the hospital. Every single one of them. So tonight I’m gonna need you, Shame as well as Herman and a few others I pulled together to tape t his show.

Shame - That’s wickedy cool with me pos daddy! I love being in the action!

Dave - Great, now you know how to use this don’t you?

Shame - I think I figured it out. You showed me all the neato buttons and their streaming uses.

Dave - Now I’m no expert, I only took a semester of T.V in college many years ago just after high school, but I think I remember how to use a simple camera. Now just keep an eye on the action. Try not to miss anything.

Shame - No prob man. The shame - o - Cam is in the centre of all the action.

Dave - Great, now go tape the interview between Herman and the returning Rage.

(Shame walks around the corner and runs in to Herman as he is standing in front of Rage’s dressing room door.)

Herman - We are here awaiting Rage, the former Hardcore champ, to hear his comments on tonights matches.

(Rage comes blasting through his dressing room door. )

Rage - You want to hear what I have to say about tonight. Well how about instead of saying it I tell it to you in a poem.

Emerico fights the good doctor in a tournament match tonight

I say it’s gonna be a good fight.

Herman- Oh this sounds nice. Good to see you’ve cleaned up your vocabulary

This will be a battle seeing as the size these guys measure.

I bet tonight Mr’ Blood’s gonna say what’s your pleasure!

Herman - He he

Valain is 5”10 and carries a big stick

Emerico is a pussy ass dick

Herman- OH MY!

There will be a tornado hell in a cell ring of fire

The circumstances will be dire

This is not a match for some little kiddie

To the guy who has to climb burning ropes “Damn, Shitty”

The Doctor fight some guy names Don N Blitz

I think the doctors gonna bend him over and make him his bitch

The Norwegian Underdog gets a shot at Macho Polo I think Macho’s all talk

I just hope Macho doesn’t decide to show us all his big...

Herman - Alright then, our time is up here. Out to the ring we go then.

Tag team tornado hell in a cell ring of fire

Cyrus &Emericano vs Big Gun & Mayhem

(The lights dim and turn green. “Sickness” by Disturbed plays as a storm is shown on the screen. A pair of eyes appear over top. Cyrus and Emericano walk out the entrance way. Black Jack follows behind smoking his cigar and swinging his cane. Cyrus and Emericano enter through the door.)

(The light's in the arena got out and all is silent for a few seconds....... Then AC/DC's Big Gun comes on over the pa's equipment and Big Gun's movie on the tron comes on..... It is still dark as Blue,Green,Red and Purple light's flash in sequence's as explosions go off either side of the stage for the first dual drum beat's, then again with the second dual drum beats then again with the third dual drum beats and once again after that. The song is well into the singing when Big Gun steps out onto the stage wearing a vest and a pair of sunglasses. Then as the chorus starts up a masive range of Blue fireworks go off across the front of the stage, then the arena lights come back on revealing Big Gun to the audiance as he throw's his arms up and start's yelling out to the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the stage. He get's to the cage and walks in through the door. He is immediately attacked by Cyrus and Emericano. Before his theme can get going Mayhem charges the ring and dives in to the action.)

Mayhem clotheslines Emericano. Mayhem turns around and punches Cyrus square on the jaw. Mayhem throws Cyrus off the ropes and delivers a belly to belly suplex. A technicain runs in and lights the ropes on fire. Big gun gets up and spears Emericano. Big Gun gives him a high angle back drop. Big Gun steps on Emericano’s throat and calls out to Mayhem. Mayhem turns, charges the side of the cage, jumps over the ropes to grab on to the cage turns again to leap off on to Emericano with a senton splash as Big Gun moves his foot. Cyrus grabs Big Gun and give him a Russian leg sweep. Cyrus leaps on to Mayhem with a head scissor and hurricanrana’s him to the mat. Cyrus holds on and starts pummelling Mayhem’s head. Big Gun grabs Cyrus and plants him with a full nelson face buster. Big Gun grabs Cyrus’s ankle and holds it in an ankle lock. Mayhem walks over to Emericano, but Emericano kicks him in the gut. Emericano gives him a gut wrench suplex. Emericano gives him a full nelson camel clutch. Cyrus breaks free from the ankle lock with a sharp kick to Big Gun’s face. Cyrus stands up and drop kicks Big Gun down to the mat. Cyrus then walks over to Mayhem and drop kicks him in the face while he’s in the hold. Big Gun comes from behind and grabs Cyrus. He throws Cyrus in to the cage wall narrowly missing the burning ropes. Emericano releases the hold and goes after Big Gun. Big Gun takes him down with his “Big Gun Stunner” Big Gun checks on Mayhem. Mayhem says that he is alright. Mayhem connects his hands ready to give Big Gun a boost over the ropes to the cage . Big Gun climbs the cage. Mayhem turns around to get a super kick from Cyrus. As Mayhem gets to all fours to get up Cyrus leaps on him and up to the cage and catches Big Gun’s foot. Big Gun kicks at Cyrus. Emericano jumps up to the cage wall and starts shaking it wildly. Big Gun and Cyrus go crashing down to the mat. Emericano continues to climb the cage wall. Mayhem takes Cyrus down with a DDT. Big Gun picks up Cyrus they deliver a two man Russian leg sweep. they stand up and are met with Emericano as he comes crashing down on them from the top of the cage where he was hanging. Emericano beats on both men. Big Gun fights back and slams Emericano down with another “Big Gun Stunner”. Big Gun throws Emericano off the burning ropes and upon his return connects with a hard right hand. Emericano stays on his feet but stumbles back to the ropes. He gets tied up in the burning ropes and starts screaming. Big Gun paces back and forth looking at him suffer. Big Gun is overcomes with remorse and starts to help the ref get him out of the ropes. Cyrus comes from behind and bulldogs Big Gun’s head in to the cage wall sending him flying back unconcious. Mayhem charges Cyrus with a clothesline, but Cyrus ducks and counters with a drop kick to the knee. Cyrus runs to the side of the cage and leaps off with a frog splash. Cyrus takes Mayhem’s legs and wraps them in a sharpshooter completing his “Perfect Storm” Finisher. The ref frees Emericano and checks on him. The ref turns to see the hold being applied. The ref lays Emericano down and turns to the hold. Mayhem taps out.

(Medics rush to the ring as the ropes are put out. They take away Emericano on a stretcher. The shot cuts to Herman interviewing Emerico in the back.)

Herman- That scene must be disturbing to see. Seeing as that is your brother

Emerico - We don’t care about that. If Emericano can’t deal with a little fire then he is weak. He’s been lit on fire before. In fact we did it. Now about our tournament match tonight. Dr. Channard you were to scared to face us in a hell in a cell, ha, maybe you are as weak as Emericano. Tonight we will beat you then we will go on to fight whomever reaches the final. It doesn’t matter who, Big Gun, Hemorage, Leprosy or all three together we are not scared.

Hemorage vs Super Leprsophie

(“Control” by puddle of mud starts playing. The countdown starts playing on the tron. The crowd chants along with it 5....4...3...2....1 BANG. Super Leporsophie comes out from the back. He runs to the ring and slides in. He stands on the turnbuckle and works the crowd , showing off his No. 1 best seller “Life as a Super Hero”)

( The sirens of an ambulance are heard just before a beat up old ambulance comes blasting down the isle and slams into the ring. Hemorage comes running out with the forceps.)

Hemorage runs into the ring and goes after Leprosophie with the forceps. Super drop toe holds Hemorage to the mat knocking the forceps out of his hand. Super lands an elbow drop. Super picks up Hemorage and scoop slams him down. Super runs to the corner rope and moonsault off on to Hemorage. Hemorage kicks him off and rolls away. Hemorage double leg take down’s Super. Hemorage tries to punch Super, but can’t hit his buddy. Super hits Hemorage sending him back. Super takes Hemorage down with a running powerslam. Super climbs the top rope and delivers the “Double Dunk”. Hemorage is in extreme pain. Super clamps on the PAINKILLER with kills all of Hemorages pain giving him time to think. Nurse Nancy runs in behind Super with the forceps and clamps them on to Super Sophie’s brain. She pulls out the Super Sophie part of the brain out and throws it in to the audience. Leprosy releases the hold and they both lay there for a moment. Both guys stand up and look at each other. They embrace. Nurse Nancy pulls out some of her tools and sews them together. They raise their collective hand and declare themselves the winner.

(They exit the ring together in their ambulance. A shot of Dave’s office is shown. He is holding up a Hustler.)

Dave - Damn, it is here! Lucky guys that Emerico!

(Herman comes rushing in with a camera carried by Shame. Dave quickly throws the magazine in his desk.)

Herman - A draw has just occurred in the tournament, how are you going to deal with this?

Dave - I’m not going to give them a chance to do this kind of thing again. In the second round they will have to face Big Gun in a triple threat match. If they do anything like that again they allow Big Gun to advance which is just fine with me.

Macho Polo (Champion) vs The Norwegian Underdog

(“Mach Man” comes on the speakers as Macho walks down the isle with the two women from Mardi Gras. He enters the ring and holds them by his side.)

(Hardcore Holly’s theme comes on the speakers as The Norwegian Underdog comes down the isle to a round of boo’s. He enters the ring.)

Macho sends his girls out of the ring through the ropes at the opposite end of the ring. On of the girls shakes her ass on the way out which makes the Underdog stare. Macho nails The distracted Underdog in the side of the head with his Macho Mash. Macho goes for the pin. 1...2...3

(Macho grabs his ladies and his belt and walks out of the ring as the Underdog struggles to his feet trying to figure out what just happened.)

(The lights darken. The tron shows a city burning. The familiar words “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA”. Emerico emerges from the ground carrying his skull. Valain joins him from the back as they make their way down to the ring.)

(The sound of drills and screams is heard as Dr.Channard and Mr.Blood walk down the isle. Mr.Blood is carrying his case with all his tools in it. They enter the ring.)

Mr. Blood and Valain exit the ring as the combatants stare each other down. They lock up and Emerico gets a head lock. Channard counters with a back body drop. Channard grabs Emerico and slams him with a chokeslam. Channard runs to his corner and is handed his cutter. He charges Emerico, but Emerico ducks and kicks him in the gut. The ref grabs the cutters throws them at Mr. Blood and ejects him from ring side. Mr. Blood reluctantly leaves as the ref screams at him. Valian throws Emerico the ring bell and he nails Channard with it. Emerico goes for the pin. The ref turns around 1

2

Shoulder up. Emerico looks stunned. Emerico grabs Channard in a full nelson slam. Emerico slaps on a camel clutch. After a few minutes Emerico rolls Channard forward with a pin 1..2..kickout. Emerico takes Channard an throws him off the ropes and delivers a spine buster. Emerico picks up Channard and attempts a torture rack, but Channard punches Emerico in the face. Channard snap mare’s Emerico down. Channard drops a knee on to Emerico’s head. Channard throws Emerico off the ropes and picks him up in a gorilla press. He holds him and walks around the ring as the crowd cheers. Channard throws Emerico off the ropes gives him a 180 back breaker. Channard takes Emerico in position for a powerbomb and walks over to the ropes. He goes to drop Emerico over the top rope, but Valain jumps on to the ring apron and hold Emerico back. Emerico gives Channard a hurricanrana in to a pin facing the ropes. Valain grabs Emerico’s hands and hooks her body against the ring apron. The ref doesn’t see this and counts 1...2...3

(Mr. Blood charges back in with his cutters and slams them into Emerico’s head. Valain gets between them as Emerico rolls out under the bottom rope. Mr. Blood grabs Valain as Emerico walks to the back. Valain calls out to Emerico, but he doesn’t respond. Channard takes the cutters and proceeds to walk over to the two. Valain sees this and kicks Mr. Blood in the crotch and escapes. Channard and Mr’ Blood walk to the back upset about the outcome of the match. When they reach the back they run in to Don N Blitzen.)

Don - You and I arrived at the same time and now we’re finally having a match, isn’t that great! Now you wanted this to be a strap match so here’s the strap.

Blood - It’s not a strap match we wanted, it’s a DEATH MATCH!

Don - HUH!?!?

Dr. Channard vs Don N Blitzen

Channard charges Blitzen and clotheslines him down to the cement. Channard jumps on top and starts pummeling Don. Channard picks up Don and throws him against a brick wall. He then charges him and spears him against the wall. Channard takes Don by the hair and out to the loading docks. He powerbombs him over a railing on to the concrete. Channard and Blood grab Don and throw him through the back door. The follow him as he begs off. They show no mercy as they double powerbomb him back down. Mr. Blood laughs as Channard throws Don into a bunch of garbage cans. Mr. Blood pulls out the cutters and hands them to Channard. Channard takes them and walks over to Don who is sitting up against a large box. Just as Channard gets to Don a sword comes throught the box and through Don killing him. Channard looks in amazment as Hemorage leaps out of the box.

Hemorage - He’s mine now, I killed him.

Channard - He was supposed to be my kill! I want his body parts!

Hemorage - No, they’re ours now!

They both grab the body and start playing tug of war with it. Leprosy jumps out of a near by garbage can and joins in on the fight. Together they throws Channard back and take Don’s dead body. Just then the ambulance comes blasting through the back door and slams in to the Blood Borne Gang. Mr. Blood looks out the window and calls to Channard to get the body and leave. Channard grabs Don, throws him in the back and dives in himself. They peel out of there. Nurse Nancy comes stumbling out of the back and falls to her knees between the gang. Rain begins to pour as she breaks in to tears.