(This weeks show starts with the owner and his son walking down a hallway in the back.)

Shame McCaffrey - Now pops, I was thinking tonight me and Macho one on one Intercontinental title
hardcore 30 foot cell blamo slamo, I win it by diving off the top on to a huge bunch of soft mats and 
Macho. What do you think daddy-o, is it wickidy cool?!

Dave - Now Shame, I brought you here tonight to observe how this business works, not to embarrass me.

Shame - And I’m totally down with that daddy mac. 

Dave - Good, then lets go enjoy the show.

Opening bout - World Title Tournament 1st Round

Emerico vs Don N Blitzen

(Don N Blitzen rock theme hits the speakers. He comes out of the back banging his head as his pyro blasts lightning bolts across the arena. He enters the ring and stands on each turnbuckle with his arms raised.)

(The lights dim and turn green. A city burning is shown on the tron. The familiar words, “DEATH TO 
ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHA” is heard. But, this time Emerico does not rise 
from the stage, instead he comes charging from the back in to the ring.)

Emerico dives in to the ring. Emerico kicks Don in the gut and gives him the Emerico Bomb. 1..2..3.

Winner - Emerico

(Emerico starts to walk down the ramp to the back. He stops, looks down, then raises his arms and 
head up high and howls. He turns around and dashes back into the ring. He starts beating viciously on
Don. The officials try to tear Emerico off of Don, but he resists. Emerico suddenly stands up and all the
officials run for their lives. Emerico pulls back on Don’s neck with a camel clutch. Emerico lets go and
circles Don. Emerico picks Don up and gives him a torture rack. Emerico screams at the camera as he breaks Don. “YOUR NEXT MACHO. THIS IS GOING TO BE YOU.” Emerico keeps beating on Don
until he is a bloody mess on the mat. Emerico leaves and medics run into the ring to carry off Don. )

BACKSTAGE

Shame - Wow, that was awesome. I can’t believe he beat little Don so easily.

Dave - Well, Emerico is the odds on favourite to win the world title tournament, and he is going through
some personal problems. I just hope he deals with his issues before he destroys someone else.


30 Foot Cell

Big Gun vs Rage

(“Big Gun” by AC/DC is heard. The lights dim. A figure steps out from the back. He stands there for a moment, before the fireworks blast revealing Big Gun. Big Gun slowly walks down the ramp. He climbs the cage and stands at the far corner and raises his arms to the crowd. Cameras flash and the audience cheers for the up and coming star.)

(The cheering is drowned out by Limp Bizcut’s “My Way” as Rage comes charging down the isle. He jumps on to the side of the cage and begins to climb.)
When Rage gets to the top he is met by Big Gun who tries to knock him off. Rage holds on. Rage
grabs Big Gun’s foot. Big Gun falls back and is being dragged off the cage. Gun kicks Rage back.
Rage falls back to the floor. Gun climbs down and pins Rage. 1...2...kickout. Rage throws Gun back.
Gun clamps on a full nelson and slams Rage’s head repeatedly into the cage. Rage is busted open. Gun grabs Rage and throws him into the ring through the cage door. Gun grabs a wrench from the side of the
cage and stalks Rage. Rage uses a leg sweep to knock Gun back. Rage grabs a crutch from the side of the 
cage and charges Gun with it. Rage breaks the crutch in half over Gun’s head. Rage attempts a pin. 1..2...kickout with authority. Rage walks to the side of the cage to retrieve a weapon. Gun uses the wrench
to slam Rage in the back. Gun sets up the Wrench on the mat. Gun goes for a brainbuster on to the wrench, but Rage counters it and kicks Gun’s leg out from under him. Rage delivers a DDT on to the 
wrench. Rage stands Gun up and goes for a small package. 1...2...


















reversal in Gun’s favour 1...2...

















kickout. Rage gives a swift kick to the head of Gun. Rage throws Gun off the ropes and attempts a boot to
the face. Gun ducks it and gives a clothesline. Gun falls with the hold and is still hurt. They both lay in the ring. Rage is first to get to his feet. He shakes the cobwebs from his head and proceeds to walk over to
Gun. Gun uses the wrench that he’s been hiding to clobber Rage with. Gun sits Rage up and clamps on the wrench to his head. Gun cranks Rage’s head to the side. The ref asks Rage if he submits. Rage submits.

Winner - Big Gun


BACKSTAGE

(Dave approaches Shame who is holding a bag.)

Dave - What is in the bag?

Shame - Check this out daddiomacslammmerammoginocorrinolornio

Dave- WHAT’S IN THE BAG?

Shame - Oh, a skull just like Emerico. I can be just like Emerico and carry a skull of my father around.

Dave - Um, well alright. Just stay away from Emerico he’s in quite a mood tonight. 

Shame - Well, alright. I just want to show him my skull first.

Dave - SHAME, oh what ever.

(Big Gun is walking to his change room thrilled by his victory. As he opens the door Cyrus jumps him with a baseball bat. Cyrus beats on the fallen Gun with the bat. Black Jack’ Smith walks out behind him
with a bottle of lighter fluid. Black Jack dumps the fluid onto Big Gun.)

Black Jack - This is what we do to guys like you who show us no respect. Play with fire and you get burned.

(Black Jack throws his cigar on to Big Gun igniting him in a blaze. Medics rush to him with fire extinguishers and bandages.)

Hardcore Title Match

Leprosy Jones (Champ) vs Norwegian Underdog

(The hardcore theme kicks in on the speakers as the Norwegian Underdog struts down the isle.)

(The sounds of sirens is heard as Leprosy Jones makes his way down the isle to the ring. He is 
accompanied by the Swedish chef and a guy dressed like a polish sausage. )

Leprosy circles the ring as the Underdog stands inside. Leprosy grabs various weapons from ringside
and throws them inside. Leprosy climbs inside and attack the Underdog with a blackman kick. He follows it up with a body scissor. The Underdog powers out of the move. Leprosy gives the Underdog a throat chop. The Underdog grabs an chair and slams Leprosy with it. The Underdog uses a monitor to hit Leprosy in the head with. The Underdog grabs Leprosy in a German suplex. 1...2...kickout. Leprosy leaps
to his feet and delivers am eye gouge followed by a Tajiri back kick. Leprosy tells his corner men to set up a table on the outside. As he is giving directions the Underdog charges him from behind and gives him a haymaker to the back of the head. The Underdog throws Leprosy off the opposite ropes and upon his return back body drops him over the top rope through the table. The Swedish chef and The Polish Sausage look at each other, look at Leprosy and jump on him together. the ref counts 1...2...3 

Winner and new hardcore champions - The Swedish Chef and The Polish Sausage

They grab the belt, look to the crowd and jump up and down with joy holding up the Hardcore belt.
The Underdog approaches them from behind, grabs them both in a German suplex and gets the pin
1..2...3

Winner and new Hardcore Champ - The Norwegian Underdog

(The Norwegian Underdog grabs the belt and walks to the back with it.)


World Title Tournament 1st Round

Dr. Channard vs Cyrus Storm

(The sound of drills and people screaming comes on the speakers. Dr. Channard and Mr. Blood walk through the entrance way and head down the isle to the ring.)

(The lights dim and a Storm appears on the tron. Two eyes appear over the storm as “Sickness” by disturbed plays. Cyrus Storm and Black Jack’ Smith walk down the isle. Black Jack is swinging his cane and lighting a new cigar.)

Cyrus enters the ring and is immediately met with a clothesline by Channard. Channard quickly power slams Cyrus trying to keep his advantage. Channard throws Cyrus off the ropes and give him a 180’ back breaker. Channard goes for a sleeper hold, but Cyrus counters with a chin breaker and then a Russian leg sweep.  Cyrus then give him a running DDT. Cyrus Hurricarana’s Channard back down to the mat. Cyrus picks up Channard and throws him in to the corner. Cyrus lifts Channard on to the top rope. Cyrus delivers a top rope suplex. Cyrus stands up and yells taunts to the crowd. Cyrus stands up Channard and gives him an enzguiri. Cyrus goes for a pin 1...2...Cyrus pulls up Channard by the hair. Cyrus throws Channard to the ropes and climbs over to give him a tarantula. Cyrus releases the hold before the count of 5. Cyrus give Channard a Boston crab. Just then, Big Gun runs down the isle covered in bandages. He attacks Black Jack on the ramp. Gun throws down Black Jack with the Riot Slam. Big Gun then proceeds to urinate on Black Jack to the delight of the crowd. Cyrus sees this and stands half out of the ropes yelling at Big Gun. Big Gun grabs Black Jack’s cane and walks over to Cyrus. They exchange words before Big Gun smashes the cane over Cyrus’s head. Channard takes the advantage and rolls up Cyrus
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3! 

Winner - Dr. Channard


Dr. Channard and Mr. Blood run down the isle with Big Gun as Cyrus throws a fit in the ring. 


BACKSTAGE

(Shame knocks on Emerico’s door. Emerico answers looking quite surly.)

Emerico -WHAT?!

Shame - I just bought this wickidly cool skull just like yours, whadda think.

(Emerico looks at the skull, grabs it and eats it like an apple as the crowd cheers. When he is done, Emerico just growls and slams the door on a stunned Shame.)

(The Norwegian Underdog is walking in back. He walks past Rage who is having the cut on his head sewn up. )

Underdog - Haha, I won a belt and you lost again. 

Rage - You beat a muppet and a freaking hot dog, what are you so proud of?

Underdog - At least I win. Now I take the Hardcore belt, and go get me the Intercontinental title. And you just job. haha

The Underdog turns to walk away but is shoved hard by Rage. Rage walks away looking over his shoulder at the Underdog. The Underdog charges Rage, but Rage counters with the Road Rage and gets  a pin. The medic looks left and right and then drops to the ground and counts 1...2....3

Winner and new Hardcore Champion - Rage 


Main Event - Death Title vs Intercontinental Title

Hemorage Henderson (Death Champ) vs Macho Polo (Intercontinental Champ)

(Sirens are heard as an ambulance comes flying down the isle. It crashes into the ring and Hemorage Henderson flies through the windshield and into the ring where he takes to a pose.)

(“Macho Man”  comes on the speakers as Macho Polo walks down the isle with a sack over his shoulder. He turns to reveal Valain bound and gagged in the sack. He sets her up on the far side of the ring, places the belt on her head and enters the ring. )

They circle each other, before they lock up. Hemorage gives Macho a swinging neck breaker. Macho rolls to the outside and pretends to conference with Valain about what to do. Just then Emerico and his identical twin brother charge down the isle. Macho looks on in terror. They go to either side of the outside ring. They both charge as Macho ducks and Emerico’s brother clotheslines Emerico hard. The question of if it was an accident or not is answered as Emerico is beaten down by his sibling. Macho looks at the battling brothers, in the ring at his approaching opponent, throws his arms up, grabs the sack containing Valain and his belt and flees through the crowd.

Result - No Contest