(As this weeks show begins the CWA has moved it’s show to the cafeteria of  a near by hospital. 
If you are aware of our issues booking arenas than you know why we’re here. This is to be one
of the biggest shows yet for the CWA as two of the original wrestlers to join this fed are going at
it in a death match to decide the first ever Death title champion.) 

opening match 

Macho Polo vs Cyrus Storm

“Macho Man” comes on the speakers as macho makes his way to the ring carrying a mic. He has 
Sophie‘s sister on his arm. He turns to talk to Spectacular Suzy.)

Macho - You better head to the back little Suzy, things could get messy here. Now, once again strutting down the isle, from every womens’ deepest fantasies the Most Macho man to ever enter the
 CWA, no wait any wrestling league, no, no to enter into life MACHO POLO!!!! 

(Macho enters the ring and starts to taunt hte crowd. The lights dim and Macho suddenly looks quite
concerned. A storm is shown on the tron and “sickness” by disturbed begins to play. Cyrus Storm and Black Jack Smith come out, Jack is swinging his cane around and smoking his cigar as they make they way down to the ring. Cyrus jumps on the corner turnbuckle and raises his fists to the crowd. He then
glares at Macho. Macho yells insults, but they cannot be heard over the cheering crowd. Cyrus jumps
on an opposite turnbuckle and again raises his hands to a huge pop. )

Distracted by the overwhelming crowd reaction Cyrus doesn’t notice Macho charging him. Macho 
knocks Cyrus down to the floor. Macho follows him out. He grabs a chair and slams Cyrus with it.
Black Jack yells insults at Macho. Macho chases Black Jack around the ring. Macho turns one corner
and is met by a ducking Cyrus with a  spear. As Macho recovers his gets up and turns around to find
Cyrus leaping off the top rope with a missile drop kick. Cyrus throws Macho back in the ring and 
delivers a Russian leg sweep. Cyrus attempts another, but is met with an elbow by Macho. Macho
delivers an x-factor. Macho stomps at Cyrus’s knee and clamps on a half crab. Cyrus yells out in pain.
Black Jack climbs the apron and distracts the ref. Macho lets go of the hold and walks over to
Black Jack.  Black Jack takes a huge puff of his cigar and blows smoke in at the ref and Macho 
blinding them both for a moment. While they are blinded Black Jack throws his cane to Cyrus. 
Cyrus grabs it hits Macho with it and attempts a pin. The ref clears his eyes, turns around and counts
1...2....shoulder up. Cyrus grabs Macho by the hair and drags him up. He puts him in position for a
pedigree, but is back body dropped. Macho elbows drop Cyrus. Macho grabs Cyrus and places him on
the top rope for a back body drop. Cyrus counters with a few elbows knocking Macho off the turnbuckle.
Cyrus dashes to an opposite corner and delivers a five star frog splash. 1...2....3. 

winner - Cyrus Storm

Second Match -

Emerico vs Kermit the Destroyer - Texas Death Match

(The lights dim and a dark green glow emanates over the crowd. A city burning is shown on the 
tron. “Death to all who stand in our way HAHAHAHAHA” . Pyros blast from the side as Emerico
emerges from the ground with Valain by his side. He walks down the isle and passes Cyrus. 
]Emerico glares at Cyrus.)

Emerico - I heard what you said in your last interview. You think you can beat me! I’d like to see
you try!

(Cyrus dives at Emerico and they brawl before officials tear them apart. Emerico enters the ring with
Valain and looks down the isle at Cyrus. Macho, who is still in the ring, hits Emerico with his Polo
smash and start to pound on him. “Why can’t we be friends” comes on the speakers as Kermit
the Destroyer and his associate walk down the isle. They take their time allowing Macho to further
beat on Emerico. They enter the ring and shake Macho’s hand. Macho leaves and the ref, reluctantly, calls 
for the bell to ring starting the match.
 
Kermit works the crowd by flexing like Hulk Hogan. He pick up a beaten Emerico and gives him a weak
right hand. Kermit goes for the pin, but is tossed off before the ref can even count. Kermit tries to dash,
but Emerico grabs him by his pants and delivers an atomic wedgie. Emerico and Valain 
laugh uncontrollably as Kermit bounces around the ring and his associate yells out support for him. 
Kermit gets to a corner where him and his associate dislodge the wedgie. Kermit gets a wild look in his
eyes, charges full steam at Emerico and attempts a clothesline. Emerico doesn’t even budge. Emerico 
looks down at his frightened opponent and gets a very serious look on. Emerico chokeslams Kermit. 
Emerico throws him off the ropes and gives a boot to the face almost knocking his head off. Emerico
signals to Valain and she nods. Valain grabs the Kermits’ associate and slams him on the floor. 
She rolls him in to the ring and reaches under the ring and slides in two tables. Her and Emerico set
up both tables. They deliver simultaneous Emerico Bombs to the two associates. Valain continues to
pound on the second associate as Emerico takes Kermit and puts him in a torture rack. The ref calls for
the bell.

winner - Emerico

(As Emerico and Valain viciously pound on the two fallen men officials pour into the ring to pull them
off. Emerico and Valain beat and throw all the officials out off the ring and continue to beat on the 
fallen opponents. Dave the owner comes to ring side and grabs a mic.)

Dave- Now, I’m not here to stop your fun. I mean the crowd loves it, so, so do I. But, I did come here
for a reason. As much fun as your having this was not the match you wanted here tonight. 

(Emerico shakes his head.)

Dave- No, you wanted Kevin Flare. And personally I would love to see that match too. And I think
our fans would love to see that match.

(Crowd erupts .)

Dave- So in my hand I have a contract for a match title match next Tuesday. You and Kevin Flare one
on one, your title on the line in ay kind of match you like. With one stipulation, no one is allowed to 
interfere. If they do, they’re fired. That should prevent and kind of outburst like the one on Crunch a
few weeks ago. What do you say, will you sign?

Emerico- We’ll think about it and get back to you in our next interview.

(They all leave the ring area and doctors and nurses run to the aid of Kermit and his associate. They 
take them upstairs. to the hospital emergency room.)

Main Event

Super Sophie vs Hemorage Henderson -Death Title finale

(5....4...3....2....1....bang “Control” by puddle of mud hits the speakers and Super Sophie runs down the
isle with a look of revenge on her face. She enters the ring and grabs a mic.)

Super- Hemorage, u killed me mate Stuart. Now I’m gonna kill u and take that bloody death title you want
so bad. So were r u?
(The tron comes on as Nurse Nancy is trying to pry Hemorage and Leprosy from a cabinet containing
needles and drugs of various sorts.)

NN- Come on your match is right now!

Hemorage- Oh come on just a little longer, they have fresh stuff here. We’ve never had fresh stuff before.

NN- No, lets go now. We have to get to the ring. Don’t you want the Death Title?

Hemorage-Well, of course I want the Death Title, but ..oww

(Leprosy laughs as he just threw a needle into the back of Hemorage..)

Hemorage - Oh yeah, NEEDLE FIGHT!!!

( They begin to throw needles filled with various substances at each other.)

Hemorage- ow, ow,ow

Leprosy-owowoowowow

Hemorage-Owowowwo

Their needle fight is cut short by a flying chair bashing Hemorage in the head. Sophie appears
in the doorway as the crowd cheers wildly. She begins to pound on Hemorage with the chair.
Leprosy jumps at Sophie from behind and jabs her with a needle. She janks the needle out grabs
Leprosy and throws him into some debris. Hemorage gives her the clothesline from hell. He then
gives the face bite. Sophie grabs a bed pan and slams Hemorage in the head with it. She picks him
up and delivers a running powerslam. Sophie grabs a bed and wheels it into Hemorage landing him
on it. Sophie runs down the hallway with him on the bed and into a random room.

Doctor -Now we need to keep this Kermit fella and his un-named friend on this life support machine
right here. 

SLAM!!! The bad carrying Hemorage slams into the machine. Sophie goes after Hemorage in all the
rubble, but Hemorage hits her with a metal bar from the demolished bed. He them goes for a powerbomb
but it is countered into a hurricanrana onto Kermit. Sophie turns to look for a weapons as she is hit in
the back with Kermit. Hemorage then picks up Kermit, and powerbombs him onto Sophie. Hemorage
Takes Sophie by the hair drags her out the door in to the hallway. They battle their way in to an elevator
where Hemorage takes a moment away form his attack to hit basement level. The elevator opens on
 the area were the shows taking place. They fight all the way to the ring. In the ring Sophie, goes to the
top rope. She turns to the crowd and gets a huge pop. She grabs her stomach and falls to the mat. She
starts convulsing and foaming at the mouth. Medics and the owner run to her aid. She is wheeled off
on a stretcher. Dave stands there and Hemorage approaches him.

Hemorage-I don’t know what exactly Leprosy had in that needle, but I don’t give  her much of a chance
of survival. 

(Dave looks at Hemorage in disgust. Dave then walks to ring side grabs the Death title and throws it at
Hemorage.)

Dave -Fine, take it!