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(As our show begins this week our prez has found yet another place for our show. 
Due to complications on our first show it has been quite hard to book arenas
So we have had to concede. This week we settled with using a less known
Venue. This week we are in the owners own basement. )

Dave - Welcome, everyone. Make yourself comfortable. I've counted everything
And taken pictures so if anything goes missing we are all going to wait here
Until it returns. Even if we have to do the turn off the light and see if it
 Magically reappears thing.  I realize it's quite cramped in here, but these
 Are the compromises we make in our situation.  Now to start the show off
In hardcore fashion we are going to have the first ever hell in a cell strap 
Match. 

(The crowd cheers loudly.)

Dave - SHHHHHHHHH. Keep it down, dad's trying to sleep! Now let's use
Our indoor voices and welcome our competitors. First coming down the isle, the first
Ever competitor to sign on with the CWA. 

(Puddle of Mud comes on Dave's stereo. The crowd counts down 
5....4....3......)

Dave - SHHH shut UP!

(2...1.. YAH! Sophie comes down the stairwell. She is carrying a copy of
her best selling  novel "Life as a super hero". She enters the ring and
looks around for a cell.)

(The cold storage door opens and a cold looking Valain Bruit comes out.
She enters the ring to Emerico's theme.)

Dave - Now we couldn't get a cell in my cellar so I'll strap you two 
Together here and you can fight it outside to the backyard where the cell
Is located. 

(They agree and are strapped together by a bungee cord, just to keep
things interesting. They begin to battle.)

Sophie starts off with a slap to Valain. Valain answers with a shove
And a thevz press on the return. She starts slapping and tearing at 
Sophie wildly. Sophie turns it over and gives some sharp right hands.
Sophie yanks Valain up by her hair and throws her towards the stairs.
She follows it up with an elbow drop. Sophie wraps the strap around 
Valain's legs and drags her up the stairs. At the top of the stairs Valain
Gets up and spears Sophie into the wall leaving a huge dent. Valain
Then throws Sophie on to the kitchen table and sets her up for the 
Emerico Bomb. The wandering crowd cheers wildly as Valain drops
Sophie through the table. She then drags her outside to the cell. 
Valain throws Sophie against the cage and Sophie grabs the strap
And pulls Valain into the cage slamming her against it. Sophie points
To the top of the cage and the crowd goes wild. She begins to climb
The cage. She wraps the strap around Valain's neck and drags her up.
Sophie makes it to the top, turns around to find Valain half way up the 
Cage. She rolls down the side and grabs Valain around the waist and gives
Her a power bomb to the ground. Sophie stands tall and looks at the 
Cheering audience only to be smacked with a lawn chair by Emerico. 
As both combatants lay on the ground broken the crowd boos
Emerico as he screams wild insults at them. Sophie crawls over to
Valain and locks on the PAINKILLER. The ref checks on the unconscious
Valain and calls for the bell. 

Winner - Super Sophie!

Emerico turns around in surprise and slams the chair down in anger. 
He runs at Sophie and jumps on her. He pounds viciously on her as the
Crowd heckles him wildly. He takes the strap off of Valain and wraps it
Around Sophie.  He pulls out some matches and lights the strap on fire.
He carries Valain off while Sophie struggles with the straps. Sophie
Escapes the burning straps, as they break, with minimal burns. Her concern
Seems not to be for her burns but for revenge.

Macho Polo vs. Hardcore Stuart

(Hardcore's music hits the speakers as he charges down the stairs. He stops to 
look at the crowd  in disgust. He enters the quickly assembled ring. )

(Macho Polo enters on a throne being carried by four exhausted women.
The stairs provide quite a challenge for the girls.  He enters the ring to a 
Huge reception.)

To start the match hardcore grabs a weight and throws it at Macho. 
Macho sees it coming, grabs it, spins around towards the ladies and 
Starts pumping it. He immediately is hit in the back with another one.
Hardcore runs over and grabs a quick pin 1....2...kick out. Hardcore 
Picks up Macho by his hair, but is hit with a low blow. Macho checks
His hair. He attacks Hardcore with double axe handles to the back knocking
Him down repeatedly. Macho wraps his arms around Hardcore's waist and
Drops him with a German suplex. Macho works the crowd. Macho DDT's
Hardcore to the mat. He throws his limp body out of the ring. Macho grabs
A mic and says "Hey ladies, getting tired of this guy, I'll show you something
Really hardcore. Come to my house at 555 Marti..."Hardcore smacks him with
A chair. Macho rolls out of the ring. Hardcore scoop slams him onto the floor. 
Hardcore walks to the crowd and gets hit with a punch by an audience member. 
He lays flat on his back, eyes crossed, on the floor mumbling something about his 
Mother. Macho turns him over, grabs him by his ankles and proceeds to run up the
Stairs slamming Hardcore's face on every step. Macho throws Hardcore into the 
Side door leading to the garage, repeatedly until it opens and he falls through.
As Hardcore stumbles to his feet Macho runs through the door and nails
Hardcore with his Polish hammer, Polo Smash. He puts his foot on him, raises
His arms up high as the ref counts 1...2...3..

Winner - Macho Polo

(Macho grabs his ladies and struts out of the garage. Hardcore again, stumbles
to his feet and tries to look tall as an ambulance comes smashing through the 
garage door and over Hardcore. The third match is ready to begin as the show
cuts  to commercial.)

(Macho Polo is walking through THQ headquarters, supervising the making of
CWA's new video game, "Basement Wars".)

Macho Polo - You call that Pixel mapping?!? Those pixels are only 1 inch wide.

Programmer - Actually sir, there are 500,000 pixels per inch.

Macho Polo - Don't be ridiculous! A real man's pixel should be at least 7 inches!

(The scene cuts to the editing bay where Macho lies on top of a defenceless
woman, who is currently  moaning with pleasure.)

Macho Polo - See how I arch my back?

Programmer - Uh, sir. Do you think you should be doing that here?

Macho Polo - Shut up son. Macho's working!

(The screen cuts back to the show with a camera focusing in on the back
of the ambulance. The next match is ready to start. The back doors of
the truck open and out steps Hemorage Henderson. He grabs a mic.)

Hemorage - And now, introducing the special guest referee for the match,
LEPROSY JONES!!!

Leprosy appears dressed in a ref shirt.

Leprosy - I wanted to tell everyone that this match will be for the World Title! And 
now announcing the secret  opponent, it will  be...

His mic cuts off and he tries to tap it. Suddenly tons of smoke issues out of the
ambulance tail pipe. The smoke surrounds the two men and a screeching sound
is heard. As the smoke clears the two are still standing there.

Hemorage  - I've been meaning to get that fixed.

Leprosy - Ah, the mic's back. Announcing the mystery opponent, Hemorage Henderson.

Hemorage raises his arms again as the bell rings. He spins around with his arms in
the air and lands a punch squarely on his own jaw. He collapses flat on his back
with an arm across his chest. Leprosy drops and counts a quick three.

Leprosy - And the winner, and first ever World Champion of the CWA,
Hemorage Henderson!

The gathered crowd looks very confused and a few go to get the  owner.

Dave - Whoa, whoa, whoa you have no control in this league. You
Do not decide whom the champions are and you do not get the world title 
By stupidly knocking yourself out. Now you got this match by promising
Me a surprise opponent and let me tell you I was surprised. This will count 
As a draw on your record and nothing more, nothing less. Thank you for
This entertaining spectacle, but get out of here so I can have a real 
Match with a real champion.

Main Event - Emerico (With Valain) vs. Kevin Flare -Non - Title

(No more tears comes on the speakers as Kevin Flare struts down the
stairs with a grin on his face. He enters the ring and opens his robe
to reveal the CWA Intercontinental title. )


(Emerico's theme kicks in as Emerico sneaks up from behind Flare
and knocks him down. A beat up, but standing, looking Valain 
follows Emerico and stands in his corner. The bell rings to signal
the match beginning. Emerico pounds on Flare and rips the belt
from his waist. Emerico signals to Valain "We got all we came
for let's get out of here". They attempt to leave as the crowd jeers
wildly. Emerico just laughs at them. Flare rolls to the side of the 
ring and his eyes light up. He grabs a mic and says " Hey Emerico, 
in your haste you seem to have forgotten something. "Flare goes
to the side of the ring bends over and comes up with the skull." 
Seems like you forgot daddy! I'd suggest coming back here and
Letting this match commence before I smash this skull into
Powder!" Emerico runs back to the ring and slides in only to get
Caught by Flare elbow drop. Flare grabs Emerico and pile drives
Him hard onto the mat. Flare gives Emerico an atomic knee drop
Leaves his leg damaged. Flare pounds on the hurt leg of Emerico
Before strutting around the ring. Flare's showing off gets the 
Better of him as he is met with a sharp clothesline Emerico then 
Throws him off the rope and gives him a side slam. Emerico tries
To pick him up by his hair, but it is reversed into a small package.
1....2....kick out. This enrages Emerico as he head butts Flare
down to the mat. Emerico walks over to Valain and asks for a weapon.
Valain grabs a lead pipe and throws it in to the ring. Before Emerico can
Catch it he is chop blocked down to the mat. Flare grabs the pipe, thanks
Valain, starts pounding on the knee of Emerico. Flare then drags Emerico
To the centre of the ring and straps on the figure four leg lock. Emerico
Screams in pain, but doesn't submit. Emerico drags the two of them to the
Rope and grabs on tight. Flare holds on till the count of four and lets go.
Flare stomps away at the knee for a while more. The ref tries to back up 
Flare giving Emerico a chance to get to one knee and slam flare with
A spine buster. Emerico grabs his badly damaged knee and falls to the
Mat. He manages to roll over to cover Flare, but only gets a two count.
Emerico curses and grinds his forearm into Flare's forehead. He picks up
Flare but is dropped with a kick to his damaged knee. Flare gets on the figure
Four death lock as Emerico yells out in pain. Seeing enough Valain jumps into 
The ring and attacks Flare. Flare's two co-workers run in to help and become part of 
The melee. Super Sophie sees a chance for revenge and darts to the ring to attack
Emerico. Macho Polo runs after Sophie and gets involved in the brawl. Two medics
Run to the ring to help. The two medics turn out to be the Blood Borne Gang. They
Jump into the action as the bell rings repeatedly. The show goes off the air 
With every one fighting everyone else. 

Result -Draw