(This weeks show starts off with Dave and Shame in his office chatting.)
Shame - So popsy what’s the big blamo announcement!
Dave - You’ll see. Everyone will find out at the same time.
Shame - O.k what about the tag match?
Dave - Jonas and Oskar are contractually obligated to wrestle for this one last bout. IF they don’t show I will sue!
Opening bout Tag Title
Skeleton Crew vs The Scandanavian Connection
(The Skeleton Crew walks the isle to the sounds of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool. They slide into the ring and stand on opposite turnbuckles. They receive an outstanding ovation from the crowd.)
(The Scandanavian Connection steps out from the back and stands there. Oddly, their theme does not come on. They shrug it off and run the isle to the ring.)
RAGE and Jonas start it off for their teams. Jonas kicks RAGE in the gut and DDT’s him. Jonas sets up RAGE for a powerbomb and tags in Oskar. Oskar leaps off the top rope and lands a, just powerbombed, RAGE. 1...2...kickout. Mayhem looks uneasy. Oskar takes RAGE and gives him a shoulder breaker. Oskar drags RAGE to his corner and tags in Jonas. Jonas lands a 450 splash. 1...2..Mayhem makes the save. The ref backs Mayhem out as Oskar and Jonas double team RAGE. Jonas sets up RAGE on his shoulders as Oskar jumps to the top rope. RAGE reverses it with a victory roll pinning Jonas. The ref turns around to count. 1.....Oskar leaps from the top and kicks RAGE in the face. The ref forces Oskar out of the ring. Jonas sets up RAGE for a rock bottom, but RAGE elbows him in the head. RAGE drop kicks Jonas in the stomach and Jonas drops from the pain. RAGE dives over to his corner and makes a hot tag to Mayhem. Mayhem charges Jonas with a clothesline and drop kicks Oskar off the apron. Mayhem sets up Jonas for the “Remorse” but Jonas pulls back and crawls out of the ring. Jonas and Oskar huddle as Mayhem works the crowd. Jonas rolls back in before the counts of ten. Jonas and Mayhem lock up as Oskar slides in and kicks Mayhem in the back of the head. The ref forces Oskar out, but not before he gives his team the advantage. Jonas drops Mayhem with a gutwrench suplex. Jonas Irish whips Mayhem into the corner and follows it up with a splash. Jonas sets up Mayhem on the turnbuckle. Jonas drops Mayhem with a top rope brain buster. Sensing victory, Jonas tags in Oskar. Jonas throws Mayhem into a corner and steps out. As Mayhem stumbles away Oskar gets ready to spring board, but is hit with a chair from Shame who has just run down the isle. Oskar falls in to the ring. Mayhem drops him in the “Remorse” and gets a pin 1...2...3
Winners and still tag champs - The Skeleton Crew
(The Scandanavian Connection stand there in amazement as the tag champs walk off with their belts.)
BACKSTAGE
Shame - Did you see that pops, I cost those two the tag titles.
Dave - Well done Shame. Nobody walks out of my league with titles in hand.
Hardcore title match
Underdog vs Kevin Flare(Champion) vs HFM
(Herman and Underdog are back stage.)
Herman - This will be your shot at a belt that you once held for a very short time.
Underdog - This time I’m gonna take that title and hold it for what will be the longest UGH!!
(HFM attacks Underdog from behind starting this title match.)
HFM drops a leg on Underdog. Kevin Flare runs in from behind and nails HFM in the head with the title belt. Flare goes for a pin 1...2...Underdog elbow drops Flare in the back of hte head breaking the pin. Underdog grabs Flare and shoves him in to a wall. As Flare tries to step away from it Underdog chops him back. Underdog chops Flare back against the wall and keeps giving him stiff chops untill Flare is off his feet. Underdog kicks away at a fallen Flare. HFM nails Underdog in the back with a pole. HFM chokes Underdog with the pole. HFM suplexes Underdog on to a cable box. HFM runs off. Flare stumbles to his feet and grabs his hardcore belt. Flare walks down the hallway and out the back to his waiting limo. From behind HFM dives on him from a landing above. HFM goes for a pin, but the ref is back with Underdog. The ref and Underdog appear out the back door and the ref counts the pin, but Underdog breaks it up before he even gets a chance to start. The limo starts to pull away. Underdog grabs the ref and pulls him back. HFM picks up Flare and sets him up for a suplex on the pavement. The limo backs up suddenly and runs them both over. Underdog pins them both as the ref counts 1..2...3
Winner and new Hardcore Champ - Underdog
(Underdog grabs his title as the limo driver steps out. Herman shows up.)
Herman - Who sir, are you.
Limo driver - You may recognize me from my attack back on the Fatalities just before Indestructible. My name is Gonzo. Now that I’ve introduced myself I’ll introduce you to my finisher called the “Gonzofication”
(Gonzo takes HFM, kicks him in the stomach, steps back to his side, runs at him and kicks him in the head and as he whips around catches him in a DDT. Gonzo steps back and laughs as him and Underdog walks off.)
Blood Title match - hardcore style
Leprosy Jones vs The End (Champion)
"Listen as the Phatt Bass will send the blood, COURSING, through your vains!"
"LISTEN TO THE PHATT.........BASS!"
(
The End walks down the isle with his NBW Blood title around his waist. He hops the top rope into the ring.)(An ambulance’s sirens are heard just before the BBG’s broken down old ambulance comes blasting through the curtain, down the isle and slams into the ring.)
The End leaps off the top rope in to the opening door of the ambulance crushing Leprosy. The End pulls out Leprosy and slams him repeatedly into the side of the ambulance. Leprosy grabs The End’s head and slams it into the ambulance. Leprosy runs to the back of the ambulance and opens the doors He pulls out a box of used needles. He throws it at the End as it opens up sending needles flying at him. He dodges them all, but one which sticks into the sole of his shoe. The End superkicks Leprosy with the needled shoe and lands it in Leprosy’s face. The End uses the stuck needle to draw more blood from Leprosy. The ref sees blood and calls for the bell
Winner - The End
Intercontinental Title match - TLC
(Kurt “The Hurt” Kowalski walks down the isle and high fives a leaving The End. Kurt reaches under the apron and pulls out all the weapons for the match and throws them all into the ring.)
(The lights dim. A storm appears on the tron. A pair of eyes appear over it as “sickness” by Disturbed plays. Cyrus steps out with Black Jack. Black Jack is smoking his cigar and swinging his cane. The walk down the isle to the ring. The ref orders Black Jack to the back. Black Jack protests, but eventually leaves. Cyrus gives the ref his belt and it is raised above the ring.)
Cyrus and Kurt lock up. Cyrus gets a head lock. Kurt drops Cyrus back. Kurt grabs a chair and slams Cyrus with it. Kurt drops the chair and grabs Cyrus. Kurt attempts a suplex on to the chair, but Cyrus reverses it into a front face smash onto the chair. Cyrus grabs the ladder and pounds on Kurt with it. Cyrus takes a table and sets it up on the outside of the ring. Cyrus takes Kurt and goes for a powerbomb over the top rope onto the table. Cyrus gets it. Cyrus shows off to the crowd just before he gets a ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Cyrus starts climbing it to his belt. Cyrus gets to the top, but the leg of the ladder is clipped by a damaged Kurt. Cyrus falls on the ropes and gets slingshoted back on to a chair. Both men lay on the canvas. Kurt is the first to his feet as he grabs a table and sets it up in the corner. Kurt delivers the “Hurt” to Cyrus knocking him back through the table. Kurt Takes the ladder and , battering ram style, charges it into Cryus. Kurt tries to pull the ladder away, but Cyrus holds on. They have a tug of war. Cyrus gets to his feet. Cyrus lets go on one of the pulls and Kurt stumbles back. Cyrus runs up and superkicks Cyrus in the head. Cyrus takes two chairs and sets them up next to each other. Cyrus sets up a table over them and places the ladder on top of it. Kurt gets to his feet as Cyrus bulldogs him back down. Cyrus sets up Kurt on the top turnbuckle and delivers a belly to belly through the tables ladder and chairs. Both men lay out as the crowd pops loudly. Emerico tries to run down the isle, but is held back by security. The End runs up and slams Emerico with the Blood Title. The End and Emerico battle it out on the ramp as Cyrus and Kurt slowly get back to their feet. Cyrus goes for another superkick, but Kurt ducks it and drops Cyrus with a DDT. Kurt sets up a table and powerslams Cyrus through it. Kurt takes the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Kurt begins to climb. Cyrus gets up and starts to climb the opposite side. The both meet at the top and exchange punches. Kurt gives Cyrus a hard forearm and stuns him. Kurt delivers a blockbuster to Cyrus from the top of the ladder. Emerico enters the ring followed by The End. The End drop kicks Emerico in the back knocking him forward into Kurt who hits him with the “Hurt” . Cyrus jumps up and gives Kurt a Russian leg sweep. As Cyrus gets to his feet The End spears him back down. The End shakes Kurt and tries to get him to climb the ladder. A tired and beaten Kurt starts to climb. Emerico tries to knock over the ladder, but The End leaps on him with a thez press. Kurt climbs higher and reaches. Cyrus gets up and quickly climbs up to Kurt and grabs his foot. Kurt kicks Cyrus back down. Kurt climbs the last rung of the ladder and grabs the title to a huge pop from the crowd. Kurt climbs back down to The End and they raise each others hands in victory. They quickly leave before their opponents come to.
BACKSTAGE
(Dave is seen in his office. He gathers up some papers and heads to the ring. He walks the isle, enters the ring and grabs a mic.)
Dave - I’m sure your all wondering what the big announcement is. Is he closing? Is he adding new wrestlers? Is he going to partner up with another league again? No you see, this announcement concerns titles and shows. You see I have decided that writing and planning for two shows is too much for me. I have many other responsibilities to this league so I’m leaving it in the hands of our new prez Jaceon McQuad. He will fully in charge of Tuesday. Aswell, I would like to announce another repositioning of two of our talent. You see the BBG are not interested in battling it out in the CWA any more so they are our new medics. How does this change things you ask? Well now a medic won’t be some wimp, now they will be able to fight back. On a related note the Death title is officially retired from active duty. To fill the gap myself and others will be experimenting with new titles. Any suggestions are welcome.
(The crowd chants “BLOOD, BLOOD”.)
Dave - I’m sorry, that is not a CWA belt. Frankly I don’t know how it got placed on a card. There will be no more of that though. That is all thank you all for your time.
World Title Match
Emerico vs Wild Thing (W/Angel Jones)
(The lights dim. And entire city is shown burning on the tron. The crowd pops. “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!” Emerico emerges from the floor with his skull in hand and title around his waist. He walks the isle shrugging off any attempts by fans to touch him.)
(“Wild Thing” by Jimi Hendrix plays to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Wild Thing and Angel Jones appear from the back. Wild Thing is wearing a “Damage Inc.” shirt. They run the isle as Wild Thing jumps on to the turnbuckle and works the crowd.)
Emerico clobbers an unsuspecting Wild Thing. Emerico pounds on Wild Thing in the corner. Emerico is forced back by the ref. Emerico threatens the ref bad the ref warns him. Wild Thing jumps Emerico and givve him a German Suplex. Wild Thing stomps away on Emerico. Wild Thing attempts to Irish whip Emerico to the ropes, but Emerico reverses it into a short clothesline. Emerico shoves Wild Thing into the turnbuckle and gives him a number of shoulder blocks. Emerico sets up Wild Thing on the top turnbuckle and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Angel Jones shakes the top rope knocking Emerico down. Wild Thing leaps off with a forearm to the head. Wild Thing back body drops Emerico. Wild Thing steps back and gets ready for his “Tooth Chipper” superkick. He goes for it, but Emerico ducks it and gives Wild Thing a side suplex. Emerico give Wild Thing a stomach breaker. Emerico sets up Wild Thing for the “Emerico Bomb” and delivers it. 1...2...3.
Winner and still world Champion - Emerico
Emerico takes the fallen Wild Thing and puts him in a torture rack. The ref and Angel Jones try to pull him off as we go off the air.)