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The Badgerpack is sitting in their seats at the latest Monday Night Mayhem. Unfortunately it is Tuesday
so their "Monday Night Mayhem is run by a guy who obviously hates Brando and USED TO have a plan to destroy
him" signs aren't correct anymore. Pawz is holding a smoking sniper's rifle.

Pawz - AH CRAP! I THOUGHT THE SAFETY WAS ON! MAN, ANYBODY SEE WHERE THAT BULLET HIT?

J.C. - There's no crowd reaction, it must have hit something unimportant.

Pawz - GOOD, IF THAT HAD HIT A PERSON IT WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM. I MEAN THAT WAS AN
ARMOR-PIERCING, TITANIUM-TIPPED, EXPLOSIVE-TOPPED, POISON-DIPPED, CANCER-CAUSING,
MEGA-BULLET. IF IT WERE SHOT INTO A BEAVER THE POOR THING WOULD BE VAPOURIZED.

Beaver notices that the rifle, which is lying on Pawz's lap, is pointing straight at his head.

T.C.B. - <Gulp> Uh...Pawz. You think you could point that thing somewhere else.

Pawz - SURE, NO PROBLEM BEAVER.

Pawz picks up the gun and points it back towards the ring where Prime Time is lying over one of the many pieces
of Sid Finch. A little dot from the laser sight appears on Prime Time's forehead.

J.C. - Maybe you should put the safety ON so that doesn't happen again. Just push the lever, wherever it is.

Pawz - I THINK THIS IS IT.

>>>BANG<<<  Pawz - NOPE THAT'S THE TRIGGER, OH HERE IT IS, THIS GIANT LEVER WITH THE
BIG WHITE SIGN LABELLED "SAFETY". WOW, IF I'D JUST READ THAT I COULD HAVE SAVED
THAT LAST ROUND.  BY THE WAY, WHERE DID IT HIT.

The little pieces of Sid Finch have been joined by little pieces of Prime Time. Ewww...Sticky.

T.C.B. - Everybody is staring at us, it must not have hit anything important.

J.C. - There sure is a lot of unimportant stuff in the CWA.

The ex-president of the CWA, Brando Williams, walks down to the ring.

B.W. - Security get those guys out of here. They've tortured us enough for one...

>>>BANG<<<  

Pawz - BEAVER!!!

T.C.B. - What? I'm just playing.

J.C. - Well your childish antics have caused the President of the CWA to explode. Uh...Good Work!

Pawz - Let's get out of here, this place is just a little to gory for me.

The BadgerPack stand up and head towards the exit. Suddenly Stemmer jumps out from the doorway and starts babbling
incoherently.

Stemmer - i wan two cngritolat u on yur amasng shutng scil

Pawz - OH MY GOD! IT'S ATTACKING!

>>>BANG<<<  J.C. - Good shot Beaver! Let's get out of here before any more of the family show up!

The BadgerPack run off through the exit, never to be seen again. Just kidding, of course we'll be seen again. After all
NwO is 4 a While, and it's a damn long while, too.