(This weeks show starts off with a shot of Shame, Macho and Wild Thing all standing in a room in back. Shame is holding a new belt.)

Shame - Well alright then, I have here my idea for a new title. Get this, the Softcore title. Neat huh?

WT - Uuuummmm?

Macho - Well, it’s really not my style. Everybody knows Macho is Hardcore, and I don’t mean just wrestling.

Shame - Well, here have a match under the new Softcore rules.

(Macho and Wild Thing each reach back for a punch.)

Shame - No, no. There will be no violent contact in this division.

Macho - So how do we fight?

Shame - Well the way I see it, every match in wrestling is based around settling your difference through violence. I figure with this title you guys can find different ways. It will inspire creativity. I thought of it while watching a re run of Full House.

WT - So I guess we will settle our conflict through.....um

Shame - Why don’t you guys try a “sit-down-and-talk-it-over-match”.

(Macho and Wild Thing sit down on the floor and start talking. We cut to a shot of Dave’s office. Jaceon is sitting with him. Mayhem walks in.)

Dave - May we help you?

Mayhem - Yeah, why is my match tonight a non-title match?

Jaceon - Why do you think you deserve a title match?

Mayhem - I’ve been in this league for quite a while now. I’ve been Hardcore Champ, I am a tag Champ I don’t see why the World title is out of reach. Besides after him and his buddies attacked me and Damage Inc in the hall way, I want some pay back. Taking the one thing he treasures most will do just fine.

(Dave and Jaceon look at each other and shrug.)

Jaceon - Why the hell not!

(The End and The Intercontinental Champ Kurt walk down the isle. The End is wearing his Blood title. They enter the ring their different ways and stand on opposite turnbuckles raising each belt to the crowd.)

Cyrus clotheslines the End. Cyrus rips the Blood title off of him and starts whipping The End with it. The ref threatens Cyrus and Cyrus throws the belt to Kurt. Cyrus takes The End and whips him off the ropes. Cyrus kicks The End in the gut and runs off the opposite ropes. Cyrus drop the End with a famasser. Cyrus goes for an early pin. 1...2..Cyrus picks up the End by the hair. Cyrus clamps on a camel clutch. The End refuses to submit. Cyrus breaks the hold and drops an elbow on the End. Cyrus picks up The End and drops him back down with a Russian leg sweep. Cyrus goes to the top and leaps off with an elbow drop. He misses. The End stumbles to his feet and drops a knee on to the head of Cyrus. The End picks up Cyrus and chokeslam him back down. The End stomps away on Cyrus. The End raises his arms to the crowd. The End takes Cyrus and places him in the corner. The End beats on him with a flurry of punches and knees. The End backs off as Cyrus stumbles out and falls to the mat. The End goes to bounce off the ropes, but Black Jack grabs his leg with the cane. Kurt clotheslines Black Jack. The End turns around and is met with a super kick from Cyrus. The End stays on his feet. Cyrus drops him with a spinebuster. Cyrus goes to the top rope and leaps off with a frog splash. Cyrus takes The Ends and puts him in a sharpshooter thus completing “The Perfect Storm” The End stuggles. The End pulls them towards the ropes. Cyrus pulls back. The End reaches with his long arms and grabs the bottom rope. Cyrus refuses to let go, but the ref warns him and he does. Cyrus grabs The End’s legs and tries to drag him to the middle of the ring, but the End holds on to the rope. Cyrus low blows The End. Cyrus takes The End in position for a German suplex, but again the End grabs the ropes. Black Jack runs over and slams the End in the head with his cane. Cyrus gets the German suplex. Cyrus runs to the top, but is knocked off by Kurt. Kurt hurricanrana’s Cyrus into the ring. The ref calls for the bell

(Kurt grabs Cyrus by the hair. Black Jack runs in and burns Kurt in the shoulder with his cigar. Kurt turns around to attack Black Jack, but is low blowed by Cyrus. Cyrus steps back and drop kicks Kurt in the back of the head. Black Jack grabs a chair and Cyrus beats on Kurt with it. The End gets up and chases off Cyrus and Black Jack.)

Shame is standing in front of Macho and Wild Thing. Macho and Wild Thing are hugging and crying.)

Macho - I’m sorry for all the mean things I’ve done to others in wrestling. I see now that it all stems back to problems with my first wife and my second, and my third, and my forth. Not to mention the fifth and sixth.

Wild Thing - And I’m sorry for all the Damage I have caused. I think I’ll change the name of my stable to Love Inc.

Macho - I’m sorry for attacking Emerico and stealing Valain. I’m sorry for making fun of the Underdog. I’m sorry for messing around with Super Sophie’s sister, Suzy. And I’m sorry for drilling a hole in the change room wall to see Angel Jones change.

Wild Thing - Oh Macho, I’m sorry for ...wait...WHAT!!!

Macho - Whoops!

Wild Thing - You son of a bitch.

(Wild Thing grabs Macho and they struggle. Wild Thing pulls off Macho’s wig.)

Wild Thing - What the? Oh that’s right, you burned all your hair off.

Macho - give me that back!

(They fight it out as Shame walks out, dropping the belt in the garbage on the way out.)

(The glass shatters as Underdog and Gonzo storm the ring. They each get on a different turnbuckle and flip off the crowd.)

(Kurt and the End walk down the isle. Kurt is still quite shaken from the attacks earlier. From out of no-where Cyrus, Black Jack and Emerico jump them. Cyrus is carrying a cement block, Black Jack a new cane and Emerico a bat covered in barbed wire. They each beat on L.N.L. HFM comes out with security. They all pull the Big Dogs off of them. L.N.L are carried off by the new medics, The Blood Borne Gang. HFM stand on the ramp looking at the ring. The crowd cheers him on. He looks to the audience and decides to battle it out, 2 on 1.)

Gonzo and HFM start it off. Gonzo goes for a clothesline, but HFM ducks it and delivers a spinebuster. HFM runs over and kicks Underdog. HFM gives Gonzo a flying shoulder block. HFM DDT’s Gonzo back down to the mat. HFM leaps to the top rope and jumps off with a flying leg drop. HFM grabs Gonzo and drops him in a fisherman’s suplex.1...2..Underdog breaks the hold. HFM lands an uppercut on Gonzo. Gonzo counters with a European uppercut. Gonzo catches HFM with a clothesline. Gonzo bounces off the ropes and delivers a flying DDT. Gonzo tags in Underdog. Underdog drops a leg on HFM. Underdog gutwrench suplexes HFM. Underdog sets up HFM for a spiked piledriver and tags in Gonzo. They spike piledrive HFM. Gonzo uses him Gonzofication on HFM and goes for a pin 1...2...3

(Gonzo goes for and lands another Gonzofication before they both leave. )

(The lights dim and turn green. The crowd pops loudly. “DEATH TO ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!Emerico rises up from the ground wearing the CWA world title and carrying a skull. Cyrus and Black Jack appear from the back and follow him to the ring.)

(“Terrible Lie” By NIN plays as Mayhem makes his way to the ring from the crowd with RAGE by his side.)

The ref forces RAGE, Cyrus and Black Jack to leave ring side. They do so reluctantly. The ref calls for the bell. Mayhem and Emerico lock up. Mayhem gets and arm lock. Emerico laughs it off as he lifts Mayhem up with one arm and slams him down. Mayhem backs off. Emerico follows him. Mayhem leaps up with a spear, but Emerico just brushes it off. Mayhem tries again, but same result. Mayhem low blows Emerico and then nails him with a spear. Mayhem drops a series of senton splashes on Emerico before going to the top rope. Mayhem leaps off with a drop kick. Emerico goes back down. Mayhem attempts an abdominal stretch, but Emerico throws him over. Emerico takes Mayhem by the throat and slams him down with a chokeslam. Emerico keeps his grip and chokes Mayhem. The ref counts, causing Emerico to release the hold. Emerico picks up Mayhem and Irish whips him off the ropes. Emerico catches him in a spinnig back breaker. Emerico looks to the audience who boo him wildly. Emerico yell out insults the crowd. Emerico turns around to see Mayhem drop kick him over the top rope. Mayhem follows it up with a plancha. Mayhem grabs a chair and charges Emerico with it, but Emerico gets a boot up and kicks the chair in to Mayhems face. Emerico picks up Mayhem and whips him into the ring post. Emerico takes Mayhem and powerbombs him through the announce table. Emerico takes his title and steps into the ring. The ref tries to pull it out of his hand, but Emerico holds on to it and tell the ref to count out Mayhem. Emerico gestures to a worker and says that he will hand him the belt. The ref turns to count Mayhem. Emerico hands the worker the title. Another worker grabs Emerico by the head and holds him as the first worker takes a running start and smashes the belt into Emerico’s head. Emerico falls back. Mayhem slowly makes his way into the ring just before the count of ten. Mayhem quickly grabs Emerico give him the “Remorse” Mayhem goes for a pin. 1......2..........

kickout. Mayhem looks shocked as he takes Emerico in position for another “Remorse” but Emerico back body drops him. They both struggle to their feet and Emerico clotheslines Mayhem back down. Emerico throws Mayhem off the ropes and gives him a spinebuster. Emerico goes for a pin 1...2...shoulder up. Emerico takes Mayhem and lifts him up in a gorilla press. The ring side worker pulls Emerico’s foot from the outside and Emerico falls. The ref ,not seeing the worker, looks on in confusion. Emerico gets to a knee, but is hit with the “Remorse” again. Mayhem gets a pin 1....2.....3

(Mayhem grabs the title and starts walking to the back. The two workers throws off their hats and attire to reveal Jonas and Oskar. They all make their way to the top of the ramp, where the members of Damage Inc are. Dave and Jaceon come running from the back. They call security on Jonas and Oskar. They both go to the ring and talk with the ref. Mayhem makes his way back to the ring with the belt. The ref talks to the ring announcer.)

Announcer - The referee has ruled that the match has not ended, and will continue.

Mayhem shoves back Jaceon and gets face to face with Dave. Dave makes gestures to the Scandinavian Connection. Mayhem takes Dave in position for the Remorse, but is caught with a clothesline from Emerico. Emerico grabs Mayhem and “Emerico Bombs” him to the mat 1......2....3

(Emerico grabs the title from around the waist of Mayhem. Emerico walks off. RAGE and Wild Thing walk up and aid Mayhem. )