Magnificent Chat Room

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AUTHOR and E - MAIL: Cecilia Tj. [email protected]
RATING: G
AUTHOR's NOTES: The chat names are inspired by how the characters act and so on. The General is a salute to all BrigaDears reading this... This takes place in the ATF universe, how else could they be chatting right?!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own or claim to own the Seven, although I'd love to have them all. They belong to MGM, The Mirsch Group and CBS...

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MAGNIFICENT CHAT ROOM
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JD was bored and decided to send an e - mail to Buck even though he was just across the desk from him.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Bored!

Hey Buck!

What are you up to? I'm terribly bored but Chris'll probably kill me if he heard me say that. So you feel like catching a movie later on? I just don't wanna be sittin' in the apartment for the rest of the evening. So if you wanna catch a movie, what do ya wanna see?

Buck looked up in surprise as his computer gave the bing - bong message that he got new mail. Buck opened the letter and looked at JD when he finished reading it. Then he smiled slightly and began typing a response.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Kill?

Why do ya think Chris'll kill you? He's probably just as bored as you and me are. Anyway Ezra gave me a tip on a good chatroom, feel like meetin' me there? Here's the address: http://www.coolchat.com and then you go into room C apparently. If you wanna give it a try just nod and we'll meet there.

Buck

Then he pushed send and JD's computer said "bing - bong." JD smiled as he opened his new mail. Shortly thereafter JD nodded slightly and typed in the address. He signed in as Bat and stepped into the chatroom. He sat watching the chat for a while before he wrote anything.

*Gurl*: Who wants to chat?

Lover man: I'm looking for a pathetic little thing with black hair...

Bat: Shut up! What kind of a name is that anyway?

Lover man: Yeah, like yours is any better. Bat? What? Like Batman? *laughs*

Bat: You know very well it's Bat Masterson.

*Gurl*: Wanna chat, Bat?

Bat: Sure, *Gurl*, what's up?

Lover man: Oh, so I'm not any fun anymore, huh? Wait til I tell Chris about that!

Bat: Shut up! You won't tell Chris.

Lover man: How do you know that?

AJD (f) steps in

Bat: Because if you do, I'll kill you!

AJD (f): Does anybody wanna chat?

Lover man: Hey there, AJD. How are you?

Bat: *Gurl* you still here?

*Gurl* has left the chatroom

AJD (f): Hi, lover man, I'm fine. You?

Lover man: Just fine, AJD. Where are you from?

AJD (f): From England. You?

Lover man: USA.

Bat: Don't ya wanna chat with me Lover man? I thought you said I was the man for you...

AJD (f) has left the chatroom

Lover man: Damn you, kid, I'm gonna kill you! *walks over and strangles Bat*

Bat: *punches Lover man in the gut* Havin' fun yet?

Lover man: Very much! *laughs*

The General: You gentlemen are horrible!

Lover man: Shut up. Who made you general?

The General: Nobody, I just found it suiting for this type of situation.

Bat: Lover man - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Lover man: Yes I am.

Buck and JD looked up at each other and then both looked over at Ezra who happily waved at them from his desk. Then they all returned to their separate computers.

Lover man: *salutes The General* Nice to see you!

The General: You too, Lover man. What kind of a name is that anyway? Are you implying that you are great in bed or what?

Bat: We all know he's crap in bed.

Gracee: You all seem to know each other very well?

Tracker: Now how do you know that? Have you tried him out, Bat?

Lover man: Who the hell are you?

Tracker: Gracee, I know all three very well. They're close friends.

Bat: Vin! I haven't tried Lover man out, you know that very well. So are you gonna tell Chris about this?

Tracker: No I won't. Have any of you thought about telling him?

Lover man: No

Bat: No, never.

The General: The thought never entered my mind.

H: Wanna chat?

Lover man: No, I wanna kill you!! Shut up!

H has left the chatroom.

Gracee: So how do you know each other?

Bat: Don't you just hate those people like that H character?

Tracker: We work together, Gracee.

Gracee: Sorry but I really have to go.

Gracee has left the chatroom

Bat: Is the chatroom deserted? I mean apart from us.

Tracker: I think so. You guys bored too?

The General: Awfully bored. Thank God for the invention of these chatrooms.

Healer steps in

Bat: Oh, I think we have a new member in the chatroom.

Healer: Okay, I think that the name Tracker seems familiar. And Bat, that one I definitely know. Lover man, that's gotta be you Buck?

Lover man: Hey Nate! Glad you could join us.

Healer: The General - Ezra?

The General: The one and only!

Healer: You do pick weird names.

The General: So what? This is fun. You bored too?

Healer: Yes very much. Actually I think we might get a new chat buddy soon.

Bat: Oh yeah, who?

Healer: Josiah, he's logging in right now I think.

Preacher steps in

Healer. You managed to log on!?

Preacher: Yes, it wasn't difficult. So are we alone here?

The General: Most definitely not, Preacher. Bat, Lover man and Tracker are all present too.

Lover man: How're you doing Josiah?

Preacher: Buck! So where's JD?

Bat: Right here!

Preacher: So The General must be Ezra.

The General: Yes. Is that so obvious?

Healer: Well, not the name. But you talk and write like no one else. *laughs*

Preacher: So Tracker, that's Vin right?!

Tracker: That's correct, Josiah. You're just as bored as the rest of us?

Preacher: Yes. I have nothing to do. And by the looks of it neither do you.

Bat: I've been bored to death for the biggest part of the day. Apart from when I managed to scare the crap out of Buck.

Lover man: You didn't scare me, kid!

Bat: Really?! You jumped from your chair ready to draw your gun.

Tracker: *laughs* You did look plenty scared, Buck!

Lover man: I wasn't scared.

Preacher: I saw the way you reacted and you were very afraid. No use in protesting we all saw how scared you were.

Lover man: *sits down in a corner and curses at Bat*

Bat: *walks over to lover man and hugs him*

Lover man: Stop that, you're sick, kid!

Bat: It made you forgive me though, right?!

Lover man: I'll never forgive you. *laughs* You're forgiven.

Healer: It's only 30 minutes left until we can go home.

Tracker: Thank God. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing. There's nothing to do in the office today, I mean no cases... nothing!

Bat: What's Chris doing? Anybody seen him?

Tracker: I had lunch with him but then he hasn't left his office once. I have no idea what he's doing in there.

Lover man: He probably sits and plans how to make us work even harder.

Bat: Don't be mean. Chris is a good boss.

Healer: And a good friend.

Preacher: He's a very good friend and and excellent boss. But I think we should get more time off sometimes.

The General: I totally agree with you, Preacher. Mr Larabee is one of the best friends I've ever had but we should definitely have more time off.

Tracker: Don't tell him that. Besides what the hell would we do on a day off?

Lover man: Meet a lady...

Bat: I'd rent a movie and just relax, take it easy.

Lover man: That's what you always do, kid!

Bat: I'd enjoy it more if I could do it on a day off.

Tracker: This is all wishful thinking. Chris would never let us have a day off. Actually he doesn't decide that his superiors do and they wouldn't agree to that.

Preacher: You're right, Vin. Chris would probably have to shoot someone to get us a day off.

Tracker: Hey, if we ever get a day off, can't we do something together?

Lover man: Like what?

Tracker: I don't know! Any suggestions?

The General: A trip to Las Vegas possibly?

Bat: I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Ezra.

Healer: It's not such a bad idea.

Lover man. *thinks* You're right, Nate. Maybe we should.

Tracker: It's a deal then. If we *ever* get a day off we're going to Las Vegas.

Bat: Deal

Lover man: Deal

Healer: Deal