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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69
If I were a pokemon, I'd choose you
i can be fred flintstone and ill make your bed rock.
do you have a map, cause i just got lost in your eyes
did it hurt (man)
did what hurt (girl)
when you fell from heaven (man)
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
You look a lot like my first wife."
"How many have you had?"
"None."
your lips looks wrinkled, can i press them
I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast
Excuse me... do fries come with that shake
How do you like your eggs: scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Thats a nice dress, it would look great lying on my floor
Have we ever met? The back of your head looks familiar
Are you wearing your space pants? Because your ass is out of this world
The word of the day is "legs". Now lets go back to my place and spread the word.
I could fall madly in bed with you.
I love every bone in your body....especially mine.
Nice shoes...wanna fuck
Just like McDonalds... I love to see you smile
fuck me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda
Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind ALL day
Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that ass