Well, here is what happened at school today October 30, 2002. It is extremly long,detailed, and boring. I tried to write down every word that was said during the day but that was nearing impossible.
So here is my best effort: Here is the dialect:
Jon Pulls up to my house, I get in his car and we drive to school
Chris: Hullo
Jon: Good Morning
So then we quietly listened to music when suddenly
Jon: Chris! Hobo
Jon: Wait, that's not a hobo, he's wearing headphones
Chris: He's a poseur haha
Quiteness, just listeing to music. We got to school 10 mins late so we decided not to go to first class. In the parking lot of the campus, there were birds
Jon: Birds! Hit the birds
The Birds make a narrow escape
Jon: I need a drink
Chris: Ok
Jon: Hmm, should I get hawiian punch?
Jon: It's kind of fruity
Chris: haha
Jon: K
So we have some extra time, so we head to computer lab to play on the computers
Chris: Subway.com?
Jon: Yes, were going to subway today
Chris: Jonny! You know today is pizza day. Are you willing to jeperadize (spl?) that?
Jon: Screw pizza day, i'm gonna be like Jared! I'm gonna eat there every day
So we look at clothes on the internet for a while then
Jon: That's not nice
Chris: Hahah
Jon: That shirt is anti-emo!
Chris: what was that shirt called again?
Jon: I'm not telling you
Out of nowhere Jon says
Jon: If it's too loud, turn it down
Jon: O thats cool, I don't have a lime covered shirt
Jon taps my shoulder
Chris: 1 sec, writing this down
Jon: Look, its like satanic but its geektanic
Chris: That weezer?
Jon: Yes
Chris: dang, i dont think a pencil is gonna work to write all this down
Jon: Look its my sweater. I dont have a grey sweater like that
Jon: Its gonna cost me $38 for my sweater
Jon: How long does interpunk take to mail things?
Chris: I think like 3-6 days
Jon: Damn, I want it now
Jon: Hmmmm
Chris: You know you want it
Jon: I know, I know
Jon: The main website is more expensive
Jon: Should i get an account
Chris: Ya
Chris: Cuase if you mail that thing to my house you will never get it back
We talk more about clothes and things when
Jon: Ow, my ancle hurts, what did I do to my ancle?
Jon: Im gonna check more things out
Jon: Is weezer touring back here?
Chris: I dunoo
Jon: Pinkerton is only $10
Chris: Ya, but u already have a burnt copy
Jon: Im thinking about buying all of them
Chris: You already have all of them
Jon: I know, its just a thought
Jon: I saw this really dumb movie last night
Jon: It was called Rockula
Jon: It was about a pirate taht kills this guys girlfriend with a hammer
Jon: I was watching that and The Big Hit at the same time
Jon: It has Marky Mark in it
Jon: Why is Dashboard playin on Halloween?
Jon: Chris! Your favorite band is playing next month
Chris: I hate the strokes
Jon: I saw Rediger, they were with the Aquabats
Chris: I wanna see the vandals this month
Chris: It will be good
Jon: Lets see Sinbad
Chris: .....
Jon: Are you trying to write down everything I say
Chris: Yup
Jon: .....
Jon: Saves the Day is playing on Monday too
Jon: Ashanti and Michelle Branch
Chris: *Gives Jon a hard look*
Jon: The Beach Boys!
Chris: *Sings out loud* Well I was always taught that boy meets girl, fal in love get married and forget the world, 9 months later sweet babies on the way
Jon: CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS
Jon: We need to go to this
Chris: Cindy Lauper?
Jon: SHe does girls just wanna have fun
Talked about music for a lil while more about music
Jon: ALl these crazy concerts
Jon: Flogging Molly
Chris: OOOO David wanted to see them
Jon: I like Flogging Molly
Chris: I like them enough to represent them with a shirt
Jon: Chris look, Anaheim part with Shakira with tour of the mongoose
Jon: Ben Folds I gotta go
Chris: $22. That's half of Inland tickets and there was like 17 bands
Jon: Yeah but Ben Folds
Chris: Ok Ok
Talk a little more, then we go to the classroom and wait for the teacher to come....
Jon: *Flips me off*
Jon: Fantastically fruity
Chris: My hair is way to long
Jon: Stupid eminem song stuck in my head
Chris: Stupid eminem
Jon: I dont like rap
Stare at Jon waiting for him to say something
Jon: You cant write down everything I say, I talk to much
I hold my head down in shame
Jon: The guy at the bookstore charged me to little
Chris: I do the hand on face he he he look (if you know me you know what i'm talking about)
Jon: I think I should go back and give him his 5 cents back
Jon: Or i wont be able to sleep tonight
Jon goes back to listening to music, I stare at my shoes. Jon taps my back
Chris: ya
Jon: Where's Eric?
Chris: I dunno
Jon shows me his cd player
Chris: It's dancing men
Jon: I watch music, the dancing people
Chris: O yeah, there was no Youth Group last night. I didn't call you cause you were going to movies with Lisa.
Jon: I was gonna go but I was like Nah and watched tv and ate ice cream
Jon: And then some orange juice got spilled, and some got on my jacket and them my mom got more on my jacket and I was like Roar! and got in trouble cause I threw a chair and almost hit my sister and then I started hitting my head and now I have a bruise on my head and it hurts
Jon: That girls pisses me off when she talks
Jon: Her voice makes my dick shrink
I give Jon a funny looking grin
Jon: Ahh
Jon: I shoudn't have said that
Jon: Shutup
Jon: Does she talk that loud cause she's retarted?
Jon: Did you see That 70's Show?
Chris Nada
Jon: It was soo funny
Jon talks about the show, I don't wanna type all of it so
Jon: Look Chris, my orange pen! Sweet! My orange pen rules
Jon: Yes! I love tests. Tests on Monday are awesome
Jon: CIA? I'm thinking Colustitional Institute of America. I wanna go there and when they say my food isn't right I'll yell and spit in there food and give it back to them
Jon: I dropped my pen
Jon: She said Brendon
Teacher: Mario?
Jon: Mario? Mario 64!?
Jon: Do you know what I want?
Jon: A Gamecube so I can get Mario Sunshine do you want it? I know I sure do
Chris: Yes, yes i do
Chris: This is gonna be so long and boring
Chris: I feel bad for the people reading this
Chris: Something interesting and really funny usually happens by now, what the hell
Chris: I'm gonna start making up stuff
Jon: No! Leave it
Jon: Elizabeth? I once knew a girl named Elizabeth who liked to be called Liz and she had a friend named Shelly and whenever in choir she would come and touch my but, but then my mom found out and was like "please stop touching my son's butt" and then she stopped but then Liz moved
So we get are Quizes back and I get a 10/10 (woo) and Jon gets a 9/10 cause he put some really stupid answer on purpose....
Eric stumbles in to calss 10 mins late, which is early for him
Chris: Hey
Eric: *Nods head*
Jon: That sucks!
Jon: I got ink on your Vandals shirt
Chris: Huh
So then we have a big long boring conversation about ink, wont bore with details
Jon: Eric, were taking notes today cause test
Eric: Good, on what
Jon: Nancy? Eric is your name Nancy?
Jon: Chris, I just called Eric Nancy and he looked at me like he wasnt nancy. Like he was afraid to become a women, waking up and not having a penis
Class starts, I start taking notes, Jon and Eric sleep
Jon: Chris, Eric isn't taking notes tell him
Chris: He can hear you
Jon: If Eric doesn't answer to Eric try Nancy
More boring talking....
After Class we go out and see Amy+Tim
Amy: You took my test?
Jon: You need more help?
Amy: Were supposed to meet David at his car when you guys get outta class
Jon: Were outta class, lets go
Jon: Son of a bitch, now I'm addictded to Subway
Chris: Lets get 3 1ft longs for $10.99 again
Eric: Im gonna go see if I can go get my hours changed
So Eric leaves us, forgoing pizza day forever, for shame Eric, for shame
Chris: Pizza day is now Sandwich day...
So we walk to David's car, on the way Amy says that David has pictures and he woudnt let them see, so we break in his car and look at his pictures. A few of them were pretty good pictures of myself and a few my face was all sunburnt and not that great. Finally David comes out and we talk for a lil bit and then we take off
The GangSo we drive to Subway, we almost hit this ghetto car on the way, and I see this cool van
Ghetto Car
In Jon's car
Tim: Im not going with David cause I know I'd crack and be like We looked at your pictures
David eating at Subway
So we ate at Subway, it was good, then I went home, and that was the day... yaay