INDULGENCE

Know ye that by the infinite merits and mercy of the Divine Chuck, Grand Master Annihilus, Supreme Panarch of the Church of the New Mystery, Living Avatar of Tolometh, the God of Licentiousness and Human Degradation, whose Cloak of Shame covers all Humanity, that all of your sins, be they in thought, word or deed, in forms corporal or incorporeal, against any being, be that being human or spiritual, be they committed in the light or the dark, in the past, present or future, are hearby totally and unconditionally forgiven.

Therefore, secure in the knowledge of this mighty Grace, go thou forth and sin mightily that forgiveness may abound to your further merit and good rebirth.