Ok, so now I'm a god.

This one is embarrassing. it really is. I'm not going to say where it is, only that it is somewhere in India and I'm not going to say where because I don't want my fans traveling there to laugh at it.

Hell, I'm having trouble not laughing my head off at it!

I've had some strange endorsements over the years, like the UFO abductee who wrote me and said that the aliens recommended that he buy my books. I mean talk about having friends in high places!

But this one beats that. Not only do I have friends in high places, now I am in high places.

It seems that my portrait is now hanging in a temple somewhere, and I won't say where, in India. For some incredible reason I have been proclaimed an Avatar of Indra, which, as we all know, means that when the God Indra goes online he uses my picture next to his name. Anyway, now there are people offering me milk, which I hate and burning incense, which I cannot stand, in front of a large picture of ME!

Of course what really makes me nervous is wondering what they are praying for me to do! In other words, how do I heal a goat?