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| SEND IN THE CLONES | ||||||||||
| Ok, I know it's a bad old pun, but I just could not resist it.� Watching the news today I heard that a couple of very wise and forward thinking scientists are preparing to clone a human and, of course, the damned fool luddites and morons are all saying it is a bad idea.� Fortunately for civilization, they will be ignored and the research will continue whether or not the initial experiments are successful or not.� It is just something that is too good to pass up. | ||||||||||
| Now, personally, I like the idea of cloning people.� I think the world will be a much better place with millions of me running it.� But seriously, there are lots of benefits in this.� Ultimately we will be able to create people to order and transplant parts can be grown in a vat. �And the luddites will have a purple COW!!� We may even grow one for them, ha ha ha! | ||||||||||
| And of course the poor fools will probably try to scream for legislation to try to stop it, but no researcher worth his white coat is going to be deterred by anything as insignificant as a law.� Besides, even the idiots who worry about this stuff know deep down inside the empty space that constitutes their brains that any attempt to outlaw human cloning will be dashed to bits in the Federal courts on the solid rock of Roe v. Wade. | ||||||||||
| Once again, the pro-life baboons will get their worthless heads handed to them, because in the realm of science what can be done WILL be done. | ||||||||||
| It is times like these that I wish I were a biochemist. | ||||||||||