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The Leviathon vs The Prince of Art April 30, 2007

This is from a forum...

How the heck do you people type so fast?! Sauron, before my class (yes I do work sometimes), I challenge you to a duel!

charizard, bring it on. i'm right here with my LEVIATHAN

*Loads crossbow*

i summon the GREAT

L E V I A T H A N!!!!!! the gigantic serpent of the sea, servant of LUCIFER...slay that worthless lizard!!

*Fires crossbow at the Leviathon!* The number 100 flashes in white digits over the Leviathon's head!

(Writhe as I whittle down your hit points!)

omg.....i feel a great presence....it's....St. George!!! oh no.....LEVIATHAN, smash that monk!!!..no wait..let him kill charizard first..

*MISS!*

Don't you know sauron? Small avators can always easilly dodge giant godzilla sized monsters without breaking a sweat!

charizardpal, what now???? LEVIATHAN and st. george is coming to get u! u're gonna start trusting in the heart of the cards, aren't u? well i trust in the heart of my GREATNESS (he flngs his cloak and reveals his shining armor)

*Charizardpal begins glowing and white light rises in a semi-circle from the ground around him*

"Charizardpal is charging energy!*

now, where is my sword? (looks around)

laneb, brace urself for what's coming next cuz it's going to make cal decisions a trivial matter:

(he draws his SWORD OF JUSTICE) behold the flaming sword of justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LORD OF GREATNESS slashes charizard with his invincible flaming sword of justice. end of duel

Wow I'm impressed. But that's still not good enough. Watch this:

*Draws the SUPER SWORD OF JUSTICE "Z!"* I paid more money to buy this sword therefore it must be better!

*Prince of Art uses a revive on Charizardpal* (Didn't you know, there are two mes.) The online me and the virtual me. If you still don't understand well...I can't help you. But there are two in this party*

Sauron is an aethist! He does not belive that the spirits in the cards alone can save him, therefore he cannot win! You might as well surrender! Because armor can never defeat the power of ink in cheaply mass-produced illustrations! And the power of friendship pwns all! You're loner leviathon lacks a party and cannot revive!

Watch my next move:

*CHARIZARDPAl ATTACKS USING SUPER FLAMING SWORD OF JUSTICE "Z"!*

White digits flash: "20,000!"

chariardpal, nice duel...u still have long ways to go before u can successfully beat me once...later i will teach u some of my pythagorean greatness kung-fu philosophy and my wisdom...

a good spectacle, hein?? did our duel relieve some of ur anxieties about cal??

uh..charizard, the duel is over dude. i beat u soundly...stop crying like a baby that u lost. it was LORD OF GREATNESS that u challenged. of course u would lose

Its not finished! It's never finished! We're just warming up...The only thing that can stop this duel is when class starts in 10 minutes....Then we'll have to save or pause the game.

behold!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............angels.....the clouds are opening up....the voice of GOD.....all bow down!!......the wrath of GOD...he strikes charizard!!! he does not smile upon those that insult his servant LORD OF GREATNESS

Looky looky at my party:

Charizardpal (equiped with Super Flaming Sword "Z") HP meter is half full from the revive

Prince of Art (support) No damage

Now what about your leviathon eh? If I can remember the special weird item that one of the princesses or mages gave me then maybe I can kill it. And since it's by itself no one can use a revive on it!

Behold! The GOD OF THE CARDS...ERR....THE HEART OF THE CARDS! SUMMONED FROM THE HEART OF EXODIA, CHARIZARDPAL IS PROTECTED FROM THE WRATH OF SAURON'S FALSE IDOLS!

charizardpal, stop drinking, ur drunk, too drunk to realize that u've lost. the WRATH OF GOD is final. no one can undo it

No! Your god isn't as strong because you found his spirit in a treasure chess at an early level! I received mine after defeating the optional super-boss in the game! Now back to the battle:

Prince of Art uses Heal!

*(Charizardpal regains full health)*

Charizardpal uses mysterious egyptian artifact!

*LEVIATHON WRITHES IN PAIN AND A LONG DEATH ANIMATION BEGINS!*

Uh-oh, I've got to save the game and go someplace for like 4 hours.

Data Slot 1.

Are you sure you want to overwrite data?

Yes/No

*Yes*

Saving.....saving....please don't remove your game cartrige....Game saved!*

*Exits, Game returns to title screen "University of California Transfer Students Fall 2007 OFFICIAL THREAD!!!" -Square TM.*

(Charizardpal hesitates then does what he must)

*Switches game off*

We'll have to continue this match later!

it's like a baby nagging u for a candy, never ending until u've fulfilled his cravings...well if u insist that u won, charizard, then i will consent.

Good (Noble dragon and friendship) ultimately shall always prevail over evil! (sauron/voldermort)

Match point!

2007-04-30 22:04:19 GMT

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	The Leviathon vs The Prince of Art April 30, 2007 This is from a forum... How the heck do you people type so fast?! Sauron, before my class (yes I do work sometimes), I challenge you to a duel! charizard, bring it on. i'm right here with my LEVIATHAN Loads crossbow i summon the GREAT L E V I A T H A N!!!!!! the gigantic serpent of the sea, servant of LUCIFER...slay that worthless lizard!! Fires crossbow at the Leviathon! The number 100 flashes in white digits over the Leviathon's head! (Writhe as I whittle down your hit points!) omg.....i feel a great presence....it's....St. George!!! oh no.....LEVIATHAN, smash that monk!!!..no wait..let him kill charizard first.. MISS! Don't you know sauron? Small avators can always easilly dodge giant godzilla sized monsters without breaking a sweat! charizardpal, what now???? LEVIATHAN and st. george is coming to get u! u're gonna start trusting in the heart of the cards, aren't u? well i trust in the heart of my GREATNESS (he flngs his cloak and reveals his shining armor) Charizardpal begins glowing and white light rises in a semi-circle from the ground around him "Charizardpal is charging energy!* now, where is my sword? (looks around) laneb, brace urself for what's coming next cuz it's going to make cal decisions a trivial matter: (he draws his SWORD OF JUSTICE) behold the flaming sword of justice!!!!!!!!!!!!! LORD OF GREATNESS slashes charizard with his invincible flaming sword of justice. end of duel Wow I'm impressed. But that's still not good enough. Watch this: Draws the SUPER SWORD OF JUSTICE "Z!" I paid more money to buy this sword therefore it must be better! Prince of Art uses a revive on Charizardpal (Didn't you know, there are two mes.) The online me and the virtual me. If you still don't understand well...I can't help you. But there are two in this party* Sauron is an aethist! He does not belive that the spirits in the cards alone can save him, therefore he cannot win! You might as well surrender! Because armor can never defeat the power of ink in cheaply mass-produced illustrations! And the power of friendship pwns all! You're loner leviathon lacks a party and cannot revive! Watch my next move: CHARIZARDPAl ATTACKS USING SUPER FLAMING SWORD OF JUSTICE "Z"! White digits flash: "20,000!" chariardpal, nice duel...u still have long ways to go before u can successfully beat me once...later i will teach u some of my pythagorean greatness kung-fu philosophy and my wisdom... a good spectacle, hein?? did our duel relieve some of ur anxieties about cal?? uh..charizard, the duel is over dude. i beat u soundly...stop crying like a baby that u lost. it was LORD OF GREATNESS that u challenged. of course u would lose Its not finished! It's never finished! We're just warming up...The only thing that can stop this duel is when class starts in 10 minutes....Then we'll have to save or pause the game. behold!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............angels.....the clouds are opening up....the voice of GOD.....all bow down!!......the wrath of GOD...he strikes charizard!!! he does not smile upon those that insult his servant LORD OF GREATNESS Looky looky at my party: Charizardpal (equiped with Super Flaming Sword "Z") HP meter is half full from the revive Prince of Art (support) No damage Now what about your leviathon eh? If I can remember the special weird item that one of the princesses or mages gave me then maybe I can kill it. And since it's by itself no one can use a revive on it! Behold! The GOD OF THE CARDS...ERR....THE HEART OF THE CARDS! SUMMONED FROM THE HEART OF EXODIA, CHARIZARDPAL IS PROTECTED FROM THE WRATH OF SAURON'S FALSE IDOLS! charizardpal, stop drinking, ur drunk, too drunk to realize that u've lost. the WRATH OF GOD is final. no one can undo it No! Your god isn't as strong because you found his spirit in a treasure chess at an early level! I received mine after defeating the optional super-boss in the game! Now back to the battle: Prince of Art uses Heal! (Charizardpal* regains full health)* Charizardpal uses mysterious egyptian artifact! LEVIATHON WRITHES IN PAIN AND A LONG DEATH ANIMATION BEGINS! Uh-oh, I've got to save the game and go someplace for like 4 hours. Data Slot 1. Are you sure you want to overwrite data? Yes/No Yes Saving.....saving....please don't remove your game cartrige....Game saved!* Exits, Game returns to title screen "University of California Transfer Students Fall 2007 OFFICIAL THREAD!!!" -Square TM. (Charizardpal hesitates then does what he must) Switches game off We'll have to continue this match later! it's like a baby nagging u for a candy, never ending until u've fulfilled his cravings...well if u insist that u won, charizard, then i will consent. Good (Noble dragon and friendship) ultimately shall always prevail over evil! (sauron/voldermort) Match point! 2007-04-30 22:04:19 GMT Site Home