Dear American Apparel Models,

Why, oh, why, when you are modeling a piece that can clearly be identified as a "jacket," or even just "outerwear," do you insist on pairing it with underpants or bikini bottoms?  This is not how I (and assumedly, most people) traditionally accessorize such an item of clothing.  Is it imperative that potential customers view the jacket without being fettered by having to also look at bulky pants?  "Zoot a lors!  How can I tell if I fancy this Unisex Slub Nylon Windbreaker with those awful pants in the way?"