I was attending a catered birthday party for my friend turning 30.  On the corner of the coffe table - around which we all sat with our plates on our knees - there was a bowl of those oh-so-twee personalized m&ms.  Lavender and white, one said "You're" and the other said "Awesome."  Well, ALL RIGHT!  I snagged a palmful, sort of fingered through them waiting till no one was waiting to make sure I ate them, then stuffed them in my pocket for show and tell.  Hello, marquee usage for that little "5th" pocket!

Two days later I was 100% clueless about the mess in the dryer.