as seen on tv

Quotes

Kane Raven

"What's the Situation Serge?" 

"This is my show, not F*&#ing Drew's"

"You never take me alive, I am appropriately dressed man"

"Ey! Eyy! Eyyyy!"

"10 quid is a lot for like one movie, especially if it's rubbish.

"I can't believe you can't believe you can't find the I Can't Believe it's Not Butter"

"Hey I'm 10 second Leroy"

"No Time, NO TIME"

"Into a lake in Alberia. . . Alberia?

Jaydos

"hmm. . . yes, Alberia"
"How about these timeless classics?"
"Just ask Fyfe to ask this Cat!"
"heya alzanose? Billy Connolly"
"And I, Edward Smyth"
"What say you dear Gregor?"

Boofa

"Yeeeessss and welcome to Boofa's world of Sport"
"Meeooowww and welcome to Boofa's world of Cats"
"The German army are being pushed back to their limits"
"We're stealing a joke from last week"
"Oh! Your Joking umpire"
"looks like this is the final remix for young boy"
"it took me 8 hours to come up with 'Fat People Should Mind There Own Business"

JB du Hutt

"Get in the Bag!"
"ah! The Pied Piper in Pantomime at Lilydale, yes I've heard of that"
"you heard me, get in the bag"
"I must commend you on your fine MC skills, but the concert ends tonight."
"we would rap it together, rap it, together, we would rap"
"If da parrot is dead fellers, leave it alone"
"we will teach you 'ow to get it together, like two birds of a feather"

Alex Marriott

"Stop!, don't you know that's littering?"
"Excuse me, have you seen my hat?
"heh, love your work serge!"
"Stop! don't you know that's harassment?" 
"not even the drug squad, and they know where everything stolen is"

Miss Brodie

"or who in the crew has six toes?"
"muffin muffin muffin"
"No, Kane" (as Kane starts singing New York, New York)
"Sailor Moon has a lot of potential "
 
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