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Retirement

Author: A Truck Driver/North America
Submitted by: smiles_bring_happiness

(Posted 6/26/02)

My Nookie days are over
My Pistol light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was, when of its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave
As old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head
And watch me tie my shoes

 

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