Tickle
your whiskers with
Joey's Jokes
Things
Us Bunny Sistahs Are Tired Of Hearing
by
Joey
#1
I have a rock hard boner. (PLEASE hold me back... this
schtoooopid line really reels us in fellas!)
#2 What size
are your tits. (Oh let me see... does it count if I have
to buy bras at the tent store?)
#3 Any hot
chicks here wanna play me? (Want a "chick"...
go to the hen house!)
#4 A/S/L (Old/Never/Purgatory)
#5 Do you
swallow? (Everything I bite and chew up I swallow... sure!)
#6 I'm drunk
and horny, type 123 if you want to play. (456)
#7 Do you
have any nekkid pics? (Yeah.... like I'd share them with
you! LMBO)
#8 Is that
really you in your profile pic?( No dippie... we're schtoooopid
enough to put someone else's pic up!)
#9 Are you
wet? (Yeah I often get that way by talking to jerks like
YOU!)
#10 You must
be gay! (That one you get when you reject items one through
nine above. Because they're too dense to figure out...
I'm not gay... I just don't want YOU!)
A couple
had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their
60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared
and said that because they had been such a loving couple
all those years, she would give them one wish each. Being
the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally
the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic
vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around
the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had
the tickets in her hand.
Next, it
was the husband's turn and the fairy assured him he could
have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for
his heart's desire. He paused for a moment, then said,
"Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years
younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and
boom! He was 90. (Gotta love that fairy!)
