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Dear Mr. Whiskers

Recently I noticed something strange during the little game of hide the carrot my hubby and I like to indulge in. I don't know how to say this..so I am just going to cum right out and say it. It seems like my hubby seems to be stuck in a rut when it cums to variety. I would like to know what is the best way to get him to find a new way to use his carrot? Suggestions on different ways to use it too would be very helpful.

Signed .....hoping for a bigger harvest

Dear Ms. Harvest

Every good bunny needs variety to spicen up the ol fur, so listen here: Your pleasure is of no concern to your husband. If you must have it, do it in your own time. Foreplay and to much variety to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Besides the female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists. Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you. The best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.