Cyber
Sex?
I had
run across the term cyber sex a few
times lately, so I decided to try to figure
out what it meant. I figured it had something to do
with the computer, so I started trying to find the
sex drive on mine.
I looked
everywhere, in all the folders on
the My Computer section, the add/uninstall
software, install hardware part of the control panel
then I got out all the manuals and went through them.
I finally came to the conclusion that my computer
is not equipped with one.
So I decided
to go to the computer store and see if I could buy
one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so
I wore my math hat.Well, the salesperson in the first
store was a rather stern looking woman. I gave her
the make and model of my computer and asked her if
she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda scowled
at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with
her, figuring she had been impressed with my math
hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone.
She said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't
help me and walked away.
HUH, must
not have had any in stock.In the second store, I gave
the salesperson the
make and model of my computer and asked if they had
any sex drives in stock. He kind of snickered and
asked if I meant a hard drive. I thought about it
for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I
think I should already have one installed. He started
laughing at me said something
about me trying to kill him. "You're killing
me!" Something like that and walked away.
Hmmmm,
must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock
I wasn't trying to kill him I wasn't even hurting
him.
The guy
in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just
fallen off the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never
been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure
wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that
explaining it. "She's fallen off the wagon, that
explains it," like that and walked away laughing.
The guy
in the fourth store said something like, "boob"
under his breath and walked away. Wonder why he only
noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry
them in stores maybe have to order from a catalog
or something.
So that's
where I am now.If any of you have some computer skills
and could
help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it
then all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with
it.
Thank
you!
submitted
by ladyowl_roxie
8/21/2002
