Lizzie: *climbs into armchair* Hello fellow rabbits, and welcome to my very own interview! I am Elizabeth Georgia Harris (Lizzie) and will be directing through my show. Please welcome our first guest, Rachael!
Rachael: Hello! As you all know, I'm Lizzie's mother and -
Lizzie: *cuts her off* They know that mother! Let's get on with the program please!
Rachael: *rolls eyes* Oh, alright Liz. Whatever.
Lizzie: That's more like it! Now then, what's your favorite food?
Rachael: Liz, your supposed to tell our guests about YOU! Not me! I'M supposed to interview YOU!
Lizzie: *snorts* Yeah, whatever. But you go first! So what's your favorite food?!?
Rachael: I dunno. Maybe a nice diet of pellets.........
Lizzie: I'm not getting anywhere I can see! Oh well! Step aside mother, and let's welcome our next guests, Buddy and Cooper the dogs!
Buddy: I want to eat you!
Cooper: Where's my shoe...................?
Lizzie: Nice try Buddy! You're going to have to do better than THAT to eat ME, for heaven's sake! *gets into karate position*
Buddy: *whimpers and runs off stage*
Cooper: Where's my shoe..................? *runs off stage*
Lizzie: *sighs* Oh well. They were my last guests! *brushes fur* Mom, your turn to interview me! *hands microphone to Rachael*
Rachael: *mutters* Finally..........
Lizzie: I'll pretend I didn't hear that! Now ask me a question!
Rachael: If you ran for Miss Rabbit USA again in 2003, what would you say are your best qualities?
Lizzie: My love for my cage, my kindness, and my sense of 'hoppyness'!
Rachael: I'm stunned that 'Your amazingly good looks' aren't in there somewhere!
Lizzie: *rolls eyes* Normally, I'd say that! But that wouldn't help me win Miss Rabbit USA again!
Rachael: Ok, whatever. What's you pet peeve?
Lizzie: Grandma when she says I'm a 'bad good rabbit' and you when you tell me to stop eating carpet!
Rachael: Ok. Why do you spray me with pee?
Lizzie: That's a very personal question.
Rachael: ANSWER.
Lizzie: FINE! Because I'm not spayed and because I like to mark you!
Rachael: Well, please don't mark me in that way! Next question: Do you like being married?
Lizzie: Of course!!!! Locksley Cloudy Spencer is the most handsome (and not to mention furry!) hus'bun'd ever!
Rachael: *looks startled* Wait till I tell Locksley you said he's furry.........
Lizzie: *color drains from face*
Rachael: So! What's your favorite food?
Lizzie: Cilantro, apples, applesauce, carrots, seedballs....
Rachael: -ahem-
Lizzie: Uh....I don't have one!
Rachael: *rolls eyes* Whatever. *turns to audience* That's all for now folks! See you!
Lizzie: Wait! I didn't get t--
Audience: *turns off TV*