Cam likes to collect hockey cards. Derek gave Cam 6 cards. Matt gave Cam 4 more cards than Derek did. Cam’s dad gave him 10 more cards than Derek did. How many cards did Cam get in all?

PS- Are they talking about Camryn M.?
32, and yes

It seems to me that Camryn has feelings for both Matt and Derek which can not be expressed in the form of Hockey cards. I think she only wants the gum that comes in the packs, but pretends to like the teams to get closer to both boys.....and also her dad is a rich bloated a**hole.

and...you were correct
The reason Camryn feels she cannot compete is because Matt is dating her
friend Calista and Derek is dating her friend Lara. They think she likes the
cards and treat her like one of the guys, This makes her very sad.
People tell her dad he looks like Joe Don Baker.

you are pretty good.
read on....

see, Camryn also feels isolated because she just found out that her dad had an affair with her other friend Courtney- and her mother- is looking the other way. This makes her latch on to her male friends even more- who think its cool that a girl can be sooo into the St. Louis Blues....but its weird that she wears so much makeup after school....Shes also still trying to figure out who the f*ck Joe Don Baker is, too.

Camryn feels some strange sense of jealousy because of her father's relationship. She gets so angry that she ends up going out with Matt and Derek behind the school to smoke weed. In her heart she wants to kiss both of them, but they don't see her that way. She is also angry because their girlfriends don't see her as a threat. Camryn has tried to run away several times, but she just doesn't have the nerve.

Camryn's mom belongs to Sams club, which comes in handy for Camryn who packs and unpacks her suitcases several times. During this process, she gets real hungry and eats everything that she was going to pack. Tuesday is trading night, so Camryn's dad buys all the teens fresh new hockey cards. Later that night during trading, while Matt is in the bathroom, Derek gives her a special retired Wayne Gretsky card (he does this as a gesture of their friendship, but Camryn, flattered, takes it the wrong way.) She jumps his bones in their "trading tent" behind the shed, oblivious to the screams beneath....

Derek doesn't know what to do. Because of his girlfriend, Lara, being frigid Derek ends up submitting to Camryn. He makes savage love to her in the tent. However, Camryn is unsatisfied. Derek is what we call a 60 second man. They sit uncomfortably as Matt enters the tent. Acting like nothing happened they contiue to trade cards.

In the distance Camryn here's her father grunting and groaning. She hears Courtney cry in ecstasy. She begins to feel very sick.

listening to the moans makes her so ill she throws up the 36 pk hostess hohos she hoarded just moments before....(a tragic footnote: the gretsky card is RUINED)
Matt leaves the tent again because seeing puke makes him puke and Derek wipes the spittle from Camryns chin... they sit for a moment and then Derek confesses that Lara will never really love him....she is in love with that Joker guy....Camryn just sits there because she no longer wants Matt and his lack of sexual ability.
Matt comes in the tent again and tells Camryn she has a telephone call....astonished that any of her popular friends would call her, she head toward the house.
Matt laughs and shows Derek the bottle of whiskey he managed to sneak past Camryns folks. It turns out that Camryns phone call is her long winded grandmother. Out in the tent, Matt is unzipping Derek's pants after which he begins as they say "going to town".

As Camryn walks into the house she relizes that Matt was never the man for her. She doesn't know what she was thinking. She begins to talk to her grandmother and starts to drift off. she thinks about joining a group for
chubby chasers (the clever euphamism for liking fat chicks. She starts to fantasize about a man who will love her, all of her. Matt looks at Derek and realizes that sex with him is going to be a "short" time. He pulls up his pants and takes the bottle of whiskey. He decides to walk home and face the tracks. Matt decides to finish what he started, alone.

(one month later)
Camryn discovers she is pregnant with Dereks baby. She goes over to Laras house to decorate for her grandfather JACK's 69th birthday.  Lara tells her to take it easy on the streamers- or she will have no cake. Then just when all things are running smoothly, they run into a decorating snag. Lara only bought 12 balloons for the four corners of the room, yet she wants them dispersed between each corner. Camryn smiles and says< "Silly! All we have to do is divide 12 by 4! The answer is simple!  6 balloons go in each corner!"....While they finish decorating the room with the rest of the Batman decorations,  Camryn confides to Lara that she is indeed pregnant with Dereks baby.   Lara bursts into tears and runs to the bathroom. Getting the reaction she intended, Camryn giggles with delight and picks up the batman cake and walks out the door with it. "See ya, bimbo!!!" she yells, "and by the way, the answer was three!!!"

The Batman cake is delicious. It is a lovely dark chocolate with butter cream icing. Camryn eats a piece and heads home. Once she gets home she slices herself another piece of cake and then puts it in the fridge.
Lara is furious. She can't believe that Derek would do this to her. she calls his house but noone answers. She leaves a very threatening message on his answering machine. She goes into the kitchen and eats three baby
carrots. She is so bad.

Camryn locks herself in her room and puts on her favorite CD: Amy P and Kris D/ THUGS N EFFECT.  She skips to her favorite track: Cant do without the bread.  She consoles herself by nibbling on a chocolate santa.  THe phone rings.  Its Courtney.  Camryn rages because she knows that Courtney only wants to talk to her dad and not her.  "Is your dad home?", Courtney asks, unaware that Camryn knows their secret. By now, Camryn is spitting fire! She yells into the phone, "Hes probably at NBC studios looking for you, ya bimbo!"  Courtney screams back, "Oh yeah! I heard you got knocked up by SOMEONE elses boyfriend!"  Camryn continues, "Well, thats better than sleeping with SOMEONE elses husband! Im gonna f*ck you up, b*tch!" She slams the phone down.

Within minutes, she is over at COurtneys house.  Next door, Calista is outside being dragged across the lawn by the family terrier.  She spots CAmryn and screams, "Camryn! Help! The dog is going crazy!"  Camryn laughs and walks over. She then proceeds to set the dog free, and wraps the leash around CAlistas boney body. Calista is then slung over Camryns shoulder like a duffel bag.  A few steps over the lawn and they are at Courtneys house and before you can say, "Lane Bryant Endorsement" the door is kicked in. She throws Calista into the kitchen and runs up the stairs to fetch Courtney. On the way, she grabs the drawstrings of the curtains and proceeds to hog-tie courtney on the bed.
She carries Courtney downstairs to join Calista in the kitchen. Take note: they are VERY FRIGHTENED of this room.  Camryn laughs and begins to taunt them. She opens the fridge and takes out several food items.  "VENGEANCE IS MINE!" she roars.  She force feeds them both for hours, ignoring the cries of terror.

Their cries are useless, but they seem to get a rosy glow. Their cheeks fatten up and they smile for the first time ever in their lives. Suddenly Calista no longer has a duck mouth. With normal cheeks she gains a
porportioned face. Courtney suddenly regains use of her arms. They are no longer stiff and brittle lying next to her body. Another stunning development, the women grow breasts. They no longer look like 12 yeard old
girls.

Camryn laughs as she watches the women. They are in horror. What is happening? Why do they have fat on their body? They are scared. They have never experienced anything like this. Camryn turns up Thugs in Effect. She dances around the room manically as the two young women pass out from a blood sugar rush.
Lara still swells with guilt over the "carrot incident"

Meanwhile at the Cox household, CAmryn tells the girls that she needs to use the bathroom. After regaining strength in her arms, Courtney manages to break free from the curtain strings, and dial her other best friend, Jennifer, for help.  She them sits back down and pretends her arms are still restrained.
Jennifer Aniston walks in the wrecked remnants of the front door. She acts quickly and grabs the poker from the fireplace, on the way do the kitchen. She senses that her friends are in trouble and she has to stop the source "by any means necessary". She creeps in the kitchen, the Thugs in Effect are blaring from a portable stereo, stored in Camryn's ass.  She is still dancing around like a maniac. She waits until Camryn's belly  is facing her and then with a quick motion, spears her like a whale! Camryn hollers in pain. "BITCH!" she yells, "you're gonna pay! Im pregnant"  Jennifer yells, "Not anymore!" Courtney screams, "You stuck her with daddy's fireplace accessories! That fat is never gonna come off!" Jennifer pulls out the poker and fat oozes through large gaping hole. Calista shrieks, "Shes gonna blow!"

Meanwhile, Lara gets dolled up for her grandfathers party. She puts on her tightest black dress (size -2) and stiletto heels. She is proud of the reflection in the mirror, when she turns sideways....she is the spitting image of a credit card! Beaming with pride, she thinks to herself, "Im going to splurge and have A grape. "

As Camryn writhes in pain the triumphant skinnies escape the house. They are two bloated to run, so they leisurely walk away. After a block the women have to stop and throw up. Food is a shock to their system. They vow to never touch a piece of solid food again.

As Lara peels the grape (all the calories are in the skin) she sits back and laughs at her own decadence. A grape at this time of day! She is going to pay for that one. She goes into the bathroom for a final touch up. While she puts her mascara on the door bell rings.

Lara pounces down the stairs to answer the door. It is Derek.
She opens the door and SCRAPE- slashes him across the face with her new acrylic nails.
"how could you!" she shrills, "How could you make it with that....Holiday Ham!"
Bleeding, but numb, Derek pushes lara away and steps over the threshold. "Lara, I'm sorry. She raped me!"
Lara, knowing the G force of Camryn's butt, nodded thinking it was possible. "I want to believe that, Derek, but, I dont know....how...why...YOU GOT HER PREGNANT!" The last shout weakened her body and she sank on the couch.  "Its not my baby!", he exclaimed, "yeah...uh, its not my baby and SHE RAPED ME!"
Lara managed a smile through her boney features and thought to herself about having Jack's baby and pushing it through the park in a stroller. Then she thought about all the weight she would gain and almost fainted.  " I believe you, Derek. I love you." They embrace, but Lara pushes him away for fear that he should smudge her makeup.
It was almost 7:00 and time for grampy Jack's party....no time for more touch ups.

Everyone was invited to the party. Everyone was there....folks like Dennis Hopper, Bob Seger and Sonny and Cher..... ok sorry

anyway, all the highlights of hollywood and the big apple were there.
all there to wish Jack Nick Nick a happy 69th.

Amazingly, Camryn recovered from her wounds (the flimsy armed Jennifer only poked in about an inch.) She put on her prettiest dress.  Red taffeta with taffeta roses on the trim.  She indeed looked lumpy, but radiant. There was still Matt if nothing else, and Calista was so expendible. She almost had destroyed her today.  Almost.

The party was in full swing. Lara was on her grandpa's lap feeding him cake. Jack enjoyed it so much he filled up his Depends. Lara was elated. But, the party suddenly stopped...

Through the door Camryn strode in. She had tons of confidence. She told everyone in the room to "Wake up I'm Fat!" The crowd was in shock. Who was this lumpy woman making such bold declarations. Lara's humiliated. Camryn walks over to the crudites and downs a whole plate. She then walks over to Grandpa Jack and gives him a big sloppy kiss. Before she leaves she tells Jack that his ex Angelica is on her way.

He promptly has a heart attack. The crowd is stunned.

Camryn climbs on top of the table and kicks the turkey out of the way. All of the guests are intrigued but stunned.  She picks up a microphone that was for the band to use and flips it on:

"This is a song that goes out to you and you and you and you and all you f*cking casting agents who never hired me and this also goes out to my so-called friends:
Calista-  your boyfriend Matt is gay,
Courtney- I know you have sex with my dad,
Jennifer- Brad told me he was only holding on til after Christmas,
and Lara- everyone knows you want to do it with your grandfather, which i think is pretty sick." She says triumphantly.

Chris Gaines joins her up on the table and seats himself  and his gutiar next to the mashed potatoes.
She breaks into song (a surprising voice much like Taylor Dayne),
tempo: (moderato poco un poco)

"Wake up, I'm Fat-
who in the hell told you that?
Who are you to judge
If i have another round of fudge?

Now you, standing at my door
whatcha lookin at me for?
of course i ate the last piece of cake
i finished off your charbroiled steak

and it goes down so well and its easy to tell
when the morning comes and my body swells

"Wake up, I'm Fat-
my momma taught me that
Who are you to try
To take away my french friiiiieieiees  (whitney houston type roll)

Now your skinny asses serve you well
But I know you're trapped in some kind of hell
Go on girls have another bite
It dont matter toniiiiiiiiiieieieiiiiiiiight  (whitney houston type roll again)

"Wake up, I'm Fat-
 I think our culture told you that
I dont have anything to prove
I dont have to wear a size twoooooooooeoeoeoooo (whitney houston type roll again)

(babyface, seated at the table raises his eyebrows- this could be another grammy winning single)
all the guests break out in applause
Camryn tears up and feels accepted.
Chris is clearly attracted to his partner in music, since he too now struggles with his weight.