LIVING ARRANGEMENT:
In a one bedroom apartment by myself.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT QUIJA BOARDS:
I decline to comment. I was told I would go to hell for playing with one.

YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW:
What's TV??

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Some type of printing advertisement.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
Trivial Pursuit

FAVORITE MAGAZINE:
La Italian Cucina, Limbaugh Letter, Southern Living, Entertainment Weekly

FAVORITE SMELLS:
Coconut and Ocean (the real thing not factory created)

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Hurting someone's feelings

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
Being loved and pay day

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:
Evita

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU AWAKE IN THE MORNING?
I need more sleep.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:
Not unless I'm watching a rap video.

ROLLER COASTERS-SCARY OR EXCITING?
I decline to comment as  part of a civil suit I have filed with Paramount Amusement Parks Inc.

PEN OR PENCIL?
Sharpie -to draw a moustache on you!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I dont answer it.

FUTURE SON'S NAME:
War

FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
Violencia

FAVORITE FOODS:
McDeaths or Italian/Americano-Italiano

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
I decline to comment as  part of a civil suit I have filed against them

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:
Chocolate

FAVORITE ICE CREAM:
Chocolate Peanut Butter

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
Both and cheese and egg

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
Yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
hmmm...that depends

STORMS-COOL OR SCARY:
Cool

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
Im a poet and don't know it

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE:
Rush Limbaugh

ZODIAC SIGN:
Gemini

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
No I don't eat broccoli, it is good for you.

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?
No I wouldnt ask- I would just take it....ala raging fans of David Cassidy back at the height of Partridge Family popularity....

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Having my own bakery or being a food critic or singing professionally

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I have a nice hair color already

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yes

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Spattered blood?

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Bottomless, baby!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
The dead rat in the bottom kind

FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE(S):
I think Love Story is a real knuckle biter...

FAVORITE LOVE MOVIE(S):
Halloween

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Lefty -- most likely to die in a freak accidient...

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
I talk in Spanish which is then converted by my translator into English- and she types with her toes.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
The troybilt mower you always see in commercials....

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
the ghost of Liberace

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
7

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?
Hotwheels racer. I would shrink myself down and it would be fun to crash into people while they were sleeping.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
Baseball and hockey