Scotty's Xmas Wish List



Lego Technics X-Wing Fighter

left aligned image If I can't fly one, can I at least build one?
This one should take about as long to build as it took Luke to become a Jedi.













My Very Own Trampoline

left aligned image COOL!!
Then I can make girls jump on it just like on "The Man Show"!














BMW Street-Carver

left aligned image Sidewalk Farfagnugen!!!
right aligned image This is the mother of all longboards. Infinately stable at high speeds.
the independent aluminum axles and pendulum supports virtually eliminate "Speed Wobbles" at high speeds.
Monster-size 110mm wheels mounted on the cast trucks are almost three times the size of wheels on most boards
The Street Carver is just that�a longboard designed just for freecarving. And, according to the riding guidelines on page 11 of the owner's manual, it is not intended for use on public roads. (Yeah, right!)




A Real Halfpipe

left aligned image This looks so easy!!
If I can score 250,000 on Tony Hawk, I should be able to skate a halfpipe easy... right...?














left aligned image This raises all sorts of moral questions.....













A Lightsaber

left aligned image In essence a blade of pure energy capable of cutting through almost anything, the lightsaber is the noble yet powerful weapon which the Jedi Knights have masterfully wielded for thousands of years.

Although each lightsaber is unique, the weapon's basic design remains the same. The handle, twenty-four to thirty centimeters long, holds a power cell as well as one or more crystals - seldom more than three - whose purpose is to focus the energy released by the power cell into a tight, blade-like beam. The blade's color depends on the nature of the jewel it springs from, and while its length is fixed in the case of a single jewel lightsaber, lightsabers equipped with multiple crystals can have their length varied by rotating a knob which allows the focusing crystal activator to subtly modify the refraction pattern between the gems.





World Peace

left aligned image Harmony, love, etc.
This one may actually be pretty hard to buy for me...
















A Split-Personalty Alter-Ego Bent on the Collapse of Western Civilizaton

left aligned image "We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression."
~Tyler Durdin~

"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
~Tyler Durdin~

"We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."
~Tyler Durdin~

"You just had a near-life experience." ~Tyler Durdin~



The Mach 5

left aligned image It's REAL! I SWEAR!!!
I would have endless fun using the Autojacks to bound over rush hour traffic..
Or I could just use the saws to carve my way home.














Salma Hayek

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right aligned image Nuff' Said
























Santa will see what he can do, ya lil' bastard!!!


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